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Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
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Jeffrey? Geoffrey?
I had totally forgotten about him...
I never noticed this before, but what are those grey lumps stacked to the right of the photo, jammed between the bookcase and the wall? Old sofa cushions? Fabric baskets full of lever files with coroners' reports? Wrapped-up slop awaiting transport to the nuclear decontamination site?
Mither - I always find her long hair photos jarring because she looks so
normal
Possibly. My bet is that she's put 50 tampons on king Arthur's cotswold dining table, used the old frozen-water-wine bottle-rolling-pin trick to flatten them into one sheet, then rolled them up to look like a towel. Repeat until all have been flattened and rolled. Makes it difficult when you eventually want to use one, as you have a job getting it where it needs to be. But it's good for the ice-thet-icks. Sorry. Sorry.
I think we eventually found out that Jack does have two pineapples.
That one on the bookshelf in the dining room did indeed contain tampons (if you believe Jack's story)
From my first ever post on Tattle loooolz: (read tweets bottom to top)
Sorry the text is so small. I WAS NEW. LEAVE ME ALONE.
The one thing that terrified me as a child was Raggetty.
For the young'uns, he was a demonic tree root monster that had it in for Rupert the Bear
*shudder*
For the young'uns, he was a demonic tree root monster that had it in for Rupert the Bear
*shudder*
Have we seen this video before? I came across it while looking for something completely unrelated to Jack. From 2.50 she is talking about being a single parent. It’s quite odd, she mentions socks ( actual socks for feet) a lot more than you would expect for someone who had been asked about parenting. While others mention feelings of guilt and worries about being enough for their children Jack calls herself a superhero.
And so Jack brought home the bacon, that bacon was 90% vegan-ish and everyone declared it the best ever, Then everyone clapped
You’re just making these up now!
as if, check out bbc iplayer, last nights episode bbc2 
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Also opium apparently, those Victorian's eh?
MG is single, allegedly fond of the white stuff. He could be the new lurve. Sarah Vine’s cast-off - can you imagine
So she’s reactivated, got us all excited, and done absolutely duck all.
She says in that tweet that she has switched from tampons to "a more sustainable product."Yep! It’s her very expensive Cotswold dining table that seats 10 (or 14 if you’re making up a story about giving it away)
Jack has two pineapples (help me out here @Marmalade Atkins with the double pineapple tweet). Neither of which are for tampae (plural) nowadays. WARNED.
View attachment 1950719Thanks to @Captainmouse for the ss. If the text’s not blurry to all of you too, my sight is deteriorating faster than a commuter’s bowels going into Birmingham New Street after a Jack oatypruney special “In Railway Parlance” (@HotesTilaire)
Does she mean the Metro? Or The Guardian perhaps?
An eel.
Maybe she's made reusable pads fron the remnants of her crafting business and unsold copies of Grifty Kitchen.
Feels like there should have been a massive disclaimer flashing on the screen when Jack was talking: "on the days my child is with me".
On all the other days she was only responsible for her own damn socks and meals like a boring adult. Someone else was feeding and cleaning up after the lad part time and she was free as a bird those times. The way she puts herself forward every time as the face of a struggle she doesn't understand... Honker.
Healthy Harold. I thought he was animatronic, but it's a puppet. Very strange concept, regardless!
She's on her 3rd moleskin notebook and 75th biro trying to come up with that all-important first post-flounce tweet. Apparently none of our suggestions so far have sufficed. We must try harder.
That's the one! God he was boring.
Not like Kenny the
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