Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor

[Nottonightbabe]

There's people on twitter replying to a load of her old tweets, is that because she's reactivated and it's thrown them back up in the present? Is that a thing?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I think we should hire a pub with a big screen with Twitter on refresh.

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

*7 chaos free days*

Jack: “So what’s everyone’s favourite make of doggo? ”

I'm terrified by this guy. Very weedy indeed, also my nemesis is the skeleton army off Jason and the Argonauts. I have to leave the room if that ever comes on

 

[bumbleblue]

Does anyone know how/when awful Molly came back to twitter?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Your wish is my command.

































I'm honoured and to thank you, I will grow you a chard

 

[FlirtyThirty]

This month I subscribed to Patreon for a nosey at the comments one evening. I forgot about it until now and wondered, with her reemergence on the hellsite whether she posted an update on Patreon (HA!) anyway, this in the comments:

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Note the date; 3 weeks ago.
clicked on that persons profile and:

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As I suspected. A patreon sock too tight to keep supporting

 

[lilykestrel]

Does anyone know how/when awful Molly came back to twitter?

today I think.

I would find it suspicious, but there's no way she's Jack, cos she actually hit publish on promised blog posts.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Makes you think the most vocal Patreon supporters could be jack spending a quid to support herself

 

[bumbleblue]

today I think.

I would find it suspicious, but there's no way she's Jack, cos she actually hit publish on promised blog posts.

It is slightly sus isn't it ? I find it weird in any case.

 

[NellieBoo]

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

I just know she's doing exactly this. twit. Anyway, she can do whatever the hell she likes because I'm on annual leave! Bring the chaos on!

 

[ItchOfTheWestCoast]

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

Too short

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

This is the least likely thing to happen on a list of things that are least likely to happen.































A cloned John Wayne running Russia is more likely than Jack Pausing patreon.

We have more chance of seeing Nessie than we do the VBI.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Spoiler: Horrifying public information film

. I was shown this at school when I was around eight. I don’t think it’s as well known as some of the others but I found it the most disturbing.

Crikey I've never seen this one before! I suppose at least with those public information films, they were trying to keep the nation's children safe by terrifying the tit out of them by frightening them with danger. Don't forget there were only a couple of channels for kids as well at limited times of day. So the fact so many of us remember them means they worked, to an extent x

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm terrified by this guy. Very weedy indeed, also my nemesis is the skeleton army off Jason and the Argonauts. I have to leave the room if that ever comes on

It was Talos for me!

Spoiler: Off topic

I was shown a film in school about what would happen if a nuclear missile hit the UK, that was graphic and disturbing. A scene with a kitten still haunts me.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

I think I remember that one! The main one for me was 'when you're next at the tip playing hide and seek (all over the place in SE London), don't get in a fridge and die'.

And I never have.

Good for you Sucky Everything, neither have I. I know my fridge is dangerous and approach it carefully X

 

[HotesTilaire]

Crikey I've never seen this one before! I suppose at least with those public information films, they were trying to keep the nation's children safe by terrifying the tit out of them by frightening them with danger. Don't forget there were only a couple of channels for kids as well at limited times of day. So the fact so many of us remember them means they worked, to an extent x

Grown ups were awful. Who here wasn’t sat in front of kids cartoon favourite “Watership Down”? awww cartoon bunnies DYING

 

[I'm not actually here]

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

Babe, same.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Who remembers those pens with 10 colours
Who remembers buying stationary in WHSmiths
Who had those spice girls trainers with the thick sole
c’mon Jack

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

Go on, Mystic @Geetbo you summoned her back and you know you want to…

 

[Foxvint]

I’m going out on a limb here but I think she’s the one who does the proposing.

We've had self confessed proof. Makes sense she'd try to acquire someone like a sideboard.

This silence is awkward. Is she waiting for squigs to notice shes back and react with suitable delight? Cos...crickets