We had that poster in my junior school outside the Headmaster’s office next to the Colorado Beetle one
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I was seven at the time. I used to walk past not looking at it because it was SCARY for a little Vali.
Animals have rabies here, but I’m more scared of the poisonous snakes and SPITEFUL fire ants that give you cellulitis infections and make you have to have giant needles stuck in your bum these days, so it’s all ok.
On topic: Valentine’s 2014 inexplicable romance onions from a (
just) pre-Leggy Jack whose big ol kitchen our shitting dog has her sights FORENSICALLY set on.
Oh Peppermint Patty, the warning signs were all there for you to see, if only you weren’t so errrrr “
clam struck” by faux-pov Eliza Dofuckall.
Just because, this is one of my favourite pieces of writing. For love, for food, for words. From ‘Rapture’ by Carol Ann Duffy. Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It i…
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