Right, that's me laughing so hard I can't even cut and paste or ss. The squig mentioned earlier wrt VBI is so naive...... Not *that* Coke you effin moron!!!!!!! My sides!!!
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She looks like Cloud from Final Fantasy VII in the first pic.
Oooohh can we have a Miss Gloss makeup booth where we can have our faces done in fine Jack fashion? A karaoke stage where we can booo-juju-llleeee-vaaaard in our own inimitable way?
Are we sure they’re not paying Anthrax Jack softly gently behind the scenes for this shitshow?! Given that they absolutely wouldn’t want to credit her publicly. She has a bit of a suspect relationship with Mr Asda.
She “lost 6lbs this week”? She couldn’t just say she lost 1lb, or even 2. No, she has to go with 6lbs just like she had to go for a bottle and a half of whisky a day, 40 tramadols, switching the fridge off, boiling soap, no Christmas tree, etc etc. She has no sense of moderation or proportion or normality.I’ve just remembered that in the white bralette pic, Jack was soliciting opinions on “dressing for a BBQ”. I’ve given her a nice sleeveless jumper because it’s January (and because I’m sick of seeing her mediocre tits).
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@Django for the screenie. Black tank top by Val (RIP) NOT RIP.
Did you check sales as well as rentals, tenderfoot? As it might be that renting to the smol pixie has put Ms Landlord off renting 4eva.I keep checking to see if the crappy bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.
Let us not forget that the Bungalow will need cleaning, delousing, fumigating and, considering Jack lived there, 25 Yankee candles will be arranged in a pentagram and lit in a precise order to ward off the demonic Honk.
Great suggestions, dear heart!
Perfect. A big dipper to mirror her moods.
I'm also thinking of a stage production of Waiting for Godot, but in our adaptation it will be Waiting for Vimes.
Oh, n then when it is hugely successful, it can go round the country, nay, the world, as the JackMonRoadshow so all frauen can take part, wherever they are.
If you’re bored and you’re a 2022 Frau, this thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-209-jack-monroe-is-late-to-conference.23273/ that @HotesTilaire recommended on the last thread is fantastic. Thank you tender one for sharing the will-she-won’t-she drama of her turning up at the labour conference. It was nail biting stuff!
She is just so spectacularly inept. It’s a real skill. Also on that thread, someone linked to a terrible attempt she was making at the New Statesman to be a commentator. There are apparently more but as a taster, this is going to make your bum turn inside out. Enjoy!
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ps re Mom’s friends, they weren’t all friends as such
She is just so spectacularly inept. It’s a real skill. Also on that thread, someone linked to a terrible attempt she was making at the New Statesman to be a commentator. There are apparently more but as a taster, this is going to make your bum turn inside out. Enjoy!
Jack Monroe on Ed's two kitchens, leaving Labour â?" and why it's tim…
archived 25 Jan 2022 12:26:25 UTC
ps re Mom’s friends, they weren’t all friends as such
No wonder Jack is downsizing.
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Have you ever tried taking a daily loratadine tablet for a few days/a week before your hols and while you’re there? It won’t stop the little fuckers from biting you (that’s the ladies by the way, the boys prefer flowers to blood) but it will stop the really bad reaction. I take one every other day here when mozzie season rolls around (lol March to October at least!) and it really helps as I react horrendously to them.
A close relative and my bestie are both Pharmacists
View attachment 1915409These are the ones I take, they’re just inexpensive generic ones from Target, but they do the job. (Those little shits love me. Mr V can be sitting out in shorts and nothing else for HOURS and they won’t touch him, but they’ll bite my arse THROUGH MY GYM LEGGINGS when I go out for a minute just to put something in the bin)
This is a great tip thank you! Loratadine doesn’t work on my hayfever but I hadn’t thought about using it for bites. I bought some Medi Soft lotion in the supermarket here which smells horrible but seems to put them off. For the actual bites I use either a hot teaspoon or hairdryer to kill off the protein. It seems to work really well.
She doesn't have to do anything at all now. People have been giving on patreon for ages and not getting anything in return because it doesn't matter to them.
Even if their numbers were halved tomorrow she's got a fantastic income until well, the rest cancel or...die eventually. The grift is a success. Her work is done.
Even if their numbers were halved tomorrow she's got a fantastic income until well, the rest cancel or...die eventually. The grift is a success. Her work is done.
I’d probably instantly drop 6lb if I had to eat one of Jack’s slop creations. How much do intestines weigh?
Just flicking through sales and it’s not hers and I’m don’t mean to judge - I’m a messy person - but this amount of stuff is making me jittery (I’ll delete if not allowed) https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131030093#/?channel=RES_BUY
In other news, I was dealing with a whistleblower earlier who described the issue as mendacious and then about 7 other words that also mean mendacious. I had to keep reminding myself that it couldn’t possibly be Jack.
In other news, I was dealing with a whistleblower earlier
who described the issue as mendacious and then about 7 other words that also mean mendacious. I had to keep reminding myself that it couldn’t possibly be Jack.That New Statesman column - wtaf?If you’re bored and you’re a 2022 Frau, this thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-209-jack-monroe-is-late-to-conference.23273/ that @HotesTilaire recommended on the last thread is fantastic. Thank you tender one for sharing the will-she-won’t-she drama of her turning up at the labour conference. It was nail biting stuff!
She is just so spectacularly inept. It’s a real skill. Also on that thread, someone linked to a terrible attempt she was making at the New Statesman to be a commentator. There are apparently more but as a taster, this is going to make your bum turn inside out. Enjoy!
Jack Monroe on Ed's two kitchens, leaving Labour â?" and why it's tim…
archived 25 Jan 2022 12:26:25 UTC
ps re Mom’s friends, they weren’t all friends as such
Hey, mackie
You’d think there must’ve been at least one Gloss member who also followed her on Twitter and saw the discrepancy between Facebook’s 500 lipsticks Jack and Twitter’s boo hoo I can’t pay the rent Jack, but probably didn’t have the courage to say anything.
I’ve not read it before. Christ on a bike she’s in her element, prattling on, aping the style of a columnist and delivering zingers. And a retelling of the Kelvin story and the “bikini shots girl” stories.
Someone should give her a weekly column for a year and we can see how quickly she runs out of her dull anecdotes.
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