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it’s a goldmine of Jack being a basic witch instahun. She’s gone full “live, laugh, love” in those pics!
Any chance of them with date stamps on, dear Lazzzy-R?
What hilarious japes
Ah good catch, that probably is the reason for her silence. I think locally the gossip is probably getting towards the point that D & E will try some sort of intervention though, I really don’t think they’ll be happy with the way things are.
I wondered that too so went back thru their TL a way. I don't think so...think initial analysis was correct!
Yeah I wondered - would you have to pay back an advance if the book tanked? Did Rosemary have a crystal ball?
THREAD TITLE NOMINATION! See! It really is that easy! 
And to get to the other part of your question, even though we might not all have VIP in our names, we are ALL VIPs on the Jack Monroe threads (except you, Jack. You can’t even sit with us)
“You’re very important! And YOU’RE very important!”
Just in case there is an intervention, and it is successful, and she leaves Twitter etc, (so highly unlikely, you can stop reading now!!!) can the canal arrange a date we all reconvene eg the 344th day of each year.. Or something?!
She makes Urban Decay look like it came from the pound shop.Honestly, I keep saying it but Jack is no friend to a blending brush. It's a hoot and a half looking at her attempts. They are all DIRE.
Just had a mental image of David Mitchell ripping off his little microphone and storming offstage in disgust after trying in vain for hours to unpick Jack’s ever-changing tangle of lies. Jack (who is wearing her orange bra and dungarees and has that stupid red fluffy hairdo because that’s just how she looks in my head all the time) is holding one of the little rectangular cards and honking wildly, punctuated by frequent loud sniffs. Bob Mortimer’s head is on the desk, and Rob Brydon is glaring at Jack with Welsh contempt. Most of the audience has left.
Later on, Jack will take to Twitter to claim that David hates her because he is posh and she is simply too common, vulgar, poor and queer for him (she also reinstates the trans flag in her profile name).
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Do you literally want me to stop
CBA going back through to date stamp the pics, but if needed let me know and I’ll try x
(is this them all?)
Maybe the tantrum is because her days of freeeedumb are coming to an end and she is being moved closer to home (the garage where the cannon is stored?!) and knows she is going to be watched closely until back on track to adulthood /parenting again? There has to be concern about SB and the impact her public behaviour is having on him. Look how concerned the canal has become; friends and family must be far more concerned about him than we are from afar.
I do NOT want to imagine what the mystery object would be hidden away under her desk
I keep checking to see if the crappy bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.
It’s OK now. I got some antihistamines and cream and it went down but FRICK it was itchy. I always balloon at the first bite. So annoying.
The crappy bungalow is going to need fumigating before the landlady allows anyone in to view it!
If those photos were taken within a year of each other, doesn’t that mean she must be wearing hair extensions? I wonder if they’d be clip-ins or the ones they wrap into your hair, which are very expensive…
Or maybe other people’s hair just grows much faster than mine!And redecorating, and who knows what else. Poor LL. Prob cost more than she has had in rent
All the furniture in there is hers, isn't it? They won't be able to list it with photographs of it full of her clutter, it would have to be empty first.I keep checking to see if the crappy bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.
GOD I CAN'T bleeping STAND HIM.
He posts the tritest "engagement" posts. eg. "you are enough." and other sub Matt Haig shite.
He also plays the follow/unfollow game to get his follower count up. I hate him I hate him.
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