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I should have maybe included reference to Sesame Street, sorry
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Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’s
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.
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Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
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Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
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Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’ssizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
LEGGY’S
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
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Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
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Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’ssizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
LEGGY’S
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
" It is homely, comforting, nourishing, the culinary equivalent of a soft warm body wrapped around your own. It delights, it satisfies, both firm and tender, messy and irreverent, hot and saline and sticky and sweet, and so much more than the sum of its parts.
It took her a month to pluck up the courage to tell me she doesn’t like pasta, but I love her regardless."
Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your messy and irreverent pasta
So many terrible things. The ludicrously fake attention-seeking eye patch, the use of fancy words without knowing what they mean (eponymous! Psephologist!), the crappy makeup tits out pics while claiming to be trans. It's a wild ride.
I know I'm a boring old prude .. but..other people's sex lives make me feel 
. Stoppit Jackie
. Stoppit Jackie
Thanks Valli darling. I knew you’d be able to wrap a timeline around this.
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I was going to report you all to Yel and Poca if that fish thing went on for one more second, but this has ended me
I feel it’s now worth it just to have seen this.
Babe, love you v much, etc. blah blah, but I'm afraid I don't like pasta or peaches or sardines or
she also said she never weighed herself because of ED
Disney Princess Welcome Associate... though it would have to be Ariel so she doesn't get to talk and frighten the visitors.And that's the crux of it all isn't it really? She has ZERO option now, but to make huge changes.
The Grauniad article, the tanked book, the Forensic frauen, Awfully Molly, the lies being exposed daily etc etc... Are all going to be compounded by the house listing and the actuality of where she has been living whilst grifting shamelessly.
Anybody who comes out in future with the whole single mum living on the poverty line crap is just going to get an estate agent link saying.... She lived here. Whilst she took people's heating allowance etc. And that will rattle cages in the middle of a CoL crisis.
FRAUEN... We need some career options for her....
No stairs to vacuum. But imagine the complaints about where the sand is
Marginally OT, just watched the first few minutes of Deepfake Neighbour Wars or something and Greta Thunberg has moved to Southend.
WHAT a missed opportunity by itv there.
WHAT a missed opportunity by itv there.
Is it bollocks handed out.I’m only medical adjacent but OH insists on Ceterezine rather than Loratadine for his own allergies because of the zzzz. Much to my frustration as I’d like to sneak a couple for the zzzz
JackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Fraus made up CHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.
(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things!
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(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things!
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It’s LITERALLY a Greek word!!!
synonymous is, oh the irony, what she means. Eponymous isn’t a synonym of synonymous.
The mirrors would need to be BEFORE the counselling! WARNEDJackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Frausmade upCHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.
(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things!
Shame, I found this pic on the internet and was hoping someone wanted to buy it with me and drive round Thorpe Bay for a mega IRL troll session. I guess we could hire it for FrauFest?I know I'm a boring old prude .. but..other people's sex lives make me feel
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Ariel can sing *taps sign* WARNED
Feels like too little, too late tbh. She's had 10yrs of publicly being a lying scammer dragging their apparently good local names into wide disrepute.
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