Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.
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Mmm. I love a glass of pond scum while I'm doing my accounts. Really helps me concentrate.Hm. That first picture, from when she was doing her accounts in January 2016...
I reckon there's somewhere around 150 train tickets in that pile, which presumably she's using to claim as work-related travel expenses. That works out at around one return journey for every three working days.
What would she have been doing back in 2014-15 that needed so much travel?
I really hope she wasn't fiddling her taxes by counting trips to see Leggy etc as work...
She is such a twit with that eye patch. It also looks like she is on the top deck of a double decker bus.
Would that include the period when she had to take SB to school via train/plane/automobile? She wouldn't be claiming her train fare to take her son to school should be tax free?Hm. That first picture, from when she was doing her accounts in January 2016...
I reckon there's somewhere around 150 train tickets in that pile, which presumably she's using to claim as work-related travel expenses. That works out at around one return journey for every three working days.
What would she have been doing back in 2014-15 that needed so much travel?
I really hope she wasn't fiddling her taxes by counting trips to see Leggy etc as work...
I believe you started the Vonny threads. You gifted the Scottish Canal with much needed attention to our very own homegrown Jackanory.Good grief, I almost jumped out of my skin when I clocked your avi
I miss Vonny. Sadly she's a captain of industry now and has given up social media.
It looks like a fake eyelid. Maybe she a special effects make up pal at the time.
I think she’ll come back with a bowl of slop. It’ll be a photo of her take on something like a traditional biryani made with pudding rice, a yellow sticker bag of kale, a scant teaspoon of curry powder and an inexplicable egg. There will be vague text to accompany it about how she needs to be self nourishing while her soul is healing, or similar bobbins.
What is she doing here?
The squig at the top has quite incredibly recommended some Jack slop manuals to 'nutrition teams'. The two squigs below have taken the piss which is the only sane response and now it's got a bit heated. Top squig is demanding evidence that Jack's recipes are disgusting (you would think she might have read the books before recommending them but we live in very strange times) and is now accusing people of harassing her and denying her experience of poverty. It's an argument so batshit, it could lure Jack back to Twitter if it gains traction.
I was enjoying Jack as fish so much I decided to make one but I got distracted and went off on a tangent.
I present my work, titled ‘The Kids Don’t Want To See Me But At Least I’m In The Comments Club’.
I present my work, titled ‘The Kids Don’t Want To See Me But At Least I’m In The Comments Club’.
Oh, @People-huv-tae-know HOW can you be so cruel?!
You must know that you’re insulting the RENTED place Jack believed would be her FOREVER HOME before she moved into the bungalow that she believed would be her forever home and then into the bungahouse she believed would be her forever home? She had to leave her TOMATOES and her STRAWBERRIES of CHILDLIKE EXCITEMENT behind
Link for those deviants who want to read the uncensored version. It’s all full of grim Jackness, so usual TWs stand. We mithered over this a lot recently so it’s really only for you pervs who want to get that frisson from the tomato growth
PS it used to be on her blog but it’s not anymore which is good cos she’s also accusing her current 2023 agent of stealing a tit ton of money from her last time he was her agent #awks https://web.archive.org/web/2020080...2018/05/29/poverty-lingers-in-a-septic-wound/
Link for those deviants who want to read the uncensored version. It’s all full of grim Jackness, so usual TWs stand. We mithered over this a lot recently so it’s really only for you pervs who want to get that frisson from the tomato growth
PS it used to be on her blog but it’s not anymore which is good cos she’s also accusing her current 2023 agent of stealing a tit ton of money from her last time he was her agent #awks https://web.archive.org/web/2020080...2018/05/29/poverty-lingers-in-a-septic-wound/
"Close your legs, please, Jackie. We are not a benefit claimant"
Wow, I thought this was a hot air balloon on fire at first glance. Fish are amazing, when you think about it
I feel confident in saying that's not an NHS eye patch given her by a doctor.
It's not. I've WhatsApped my friend who's an a+e nurse and he said this is what they tend to give out. So our Jack's told a pork pie, I cannot believe it.
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