It wasBet that was "gifted " and the smug little bleep didnt have to pay a single rinsed bean for all that lovely fruit and veg that could have gone to feed a fair few people in genuine need of feeding, rather than a pretend povwho wasted it either by cooking it in one of her shite recipes or binning it
Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.
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I don't have my glasses on and when I clicked on the attachment link for a refresher I thought it was a side-on view of a bloke in a posing pouch.One of my faves. What an absolute bleeping bell
Iโve said it before and Iโll say it again: I will NEVER get over how bad her make-up is and how it has improved NOT ONE JOT in 10 years.
There speaks the voice of experience
Nothing about her has improved in 10 years, except her ability to grift
Excuse you! I am an eyeshadow-blending and eyebrow maven!There speaks the voice of experience
How does she have a balls to put this stuff online???Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
IIRC she joined Mrs Gloss at the same time as SBโs stepmom?
Crushing lack of confidence there in Nan's net curtainsJust going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
Do you literally want me to STOP BREATHING?? Literal bellyache from laughing.
also too early Iโm sorry but David in Cheshire owes you a quid for you know what. But not really because I also want
*dramatic pause*
Dramatic pause.
No she is just in another expensive flat in another expensive area of Southend - Leigh on Sea this time.
Oh man, I woke up today with the lurgy. I now have:
Sniffy nose
Gravelly throat ala boulevaaaaard
No taste buds
under a duvet on my sofa
feeling very sorry for myself.
I'm worried I have been possessed and am turning into Jack monroe
Send exorcist-ios ASAP.
Sniffy nose
Gravelly throat ala boulevaaaaard
No taste buds
under a duvet on my sofa
feeling very sorry for myself.
I'm worried I have been possessed and am turning into Jack monroe
Send exorcist-ios ASAP.
I was looking up pictures of Gabrielle to compare with eye patch Jack. I had to stop myself out of respect to dear heart Gab, who has done nothing wrong and doesnโt deserve to be compared to manky cosplaying Jack. Sorry for even thinking it, tender one. Iโm suitably ashamed and will eat something simultaneously burnt and undercooked at the same time, as penance. I hate myself.
Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
View attachment 1914435
She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
NO?!
So it was a show of one-upmanship that spectacularly failed because she just looked grubby and insane? I bet the stepmum and SB's dad had some right chuckles over her mad shenanigans in Gloss.
This is another "doesn't add up" post. There's no bald spots or signs of hair loss that I can see and it just seems like another attention seeking drama filled bag of tit post. It wouldn't do to just say "I fancied shaving my hair off do you like it?"
Vlad thinks it's time for some more (expensive) Jam, Mamapapa. ETA the actual picture
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Oh squig you are a Muppet. What would jack be suing for? And who would she sue? That Man? The TV company?
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Oh squig you are a Muppet. What would jack be suing for? And who would she sue? That Man? The TV company?
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Those bralettes are ยฃ14 from M&S.Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
View attachment 1914435
She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
Unrelated: off to burn my underwear drawer.
Happily posing in front of Alcohol advertising there. When was that in the old sliding scale of alcohol addiction story?
Jebus, I always thought her weird front plait was all her own hair. Didn't realise she'd put in a shitload of extensions. What a twit.NO?!
So it was a show of one-upmanship that spectacularly failed because she just looked grubby and insane? I bet the stepmum and SB's dad had some right chuckles over her mad shenanigans in Gloss.
This is another "doesn't add up" post. There's no bald spots or signs of hair loss that I can see and it just seems like another attention seeking drama filled bag of tit post. It wouldn't do to just say "I fancied shaving my hair off do you like it?"
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Off topic: @Toxteth O'Grady I always lol when I see your username, I immediately get images of Vyvyan (not the RIP one) talking about the world record for stuffing marshmallows up one nostril.
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