Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

[GazpachoPolice]

I know it's a small thing amongst <all this> but why aren't they lemon and herb roast potatoes?!

Also any greek potatoes I've had are baked in oil, lemon juice and stock so they go soft and caramelized not crunchy.

Just in case anyone does want a good Greek Lemon potatoes recipe, I swear by Tamason Day-Lewis’ one:

A Simple Yet Complex Greek Dish

Let me elaborate. I realise that something being simple yet complex is an oxymoron. However, in food, as in literature, sometimes a few sim...

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It’s fabulous hot with something simple like fish, but I also love them cold the next day like a slightly different summery potato salad.

 

[jenny2603]

Do you think this squig was quietly crying as he wrote this?
She’s not gonna shag you mate (unless you’ve a few tins of paint going begging)

Oh my God. That is the type of face that would leer through your window in a nightmare. *SHUDDERS*

 

[Gooner11]

Agree and think it’s genuinely quite unpleasant to suggest any one person has been the silver bullet when we’re all v much standing on each other’s shoulders. Every single person here or on Twitter or teheing on slack at the guardian or wherever has contributed in some way whether it’s sharing brand new info, print screens, managed video content, updating the wikis, an iconic joke, making interactive content for our amusement, attracting other dissenters on Twitter, compiling timelines, moderating, leftist shitposting, whatever. It’s been a journey that lots of us have been here for (or lurked - wild to me we’ve got an OG lurker who came out once? Big ups hun x). I don’t care whoever gets credit or clout for unmasking the scammy witch but I don’t think there’s any need for unpleasantries or whinging from any of the dimensions of the call-Jack-out-o-sphere?

Oooooooooooooooo is the BIB me??????
I’m an OG and came out on my birthday. I’m still here

 

[frostily]

Lol why does she bother saying “goodnight see you tomorrow” and then 30 mins later she’s back 🥲

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

LJC she’s boring. It’s like telly in the 90s. Repeat after repeat after repeat.

I sleep on the sofa
Oooh I love paint
The trolls want me to stop breathing
Did I mention i sleep on the sofa?
have you got any paint recommendations (not really tho cos I know everything)
*likes something about the tories being tit*
I sleep on the sofa, guys!

Also…”Ain’t nobody sharing my bed” lord help us, Yankee Jack is back

You forgot "I'm downsizing!"

 

[hiyaaaacath]

The disdain with which she replies to her patrons never fails to shock me. That squig asking for a 50 quid refund is very polite and restrained. Jack replies putting the burden back on to her “email me” no sorry, no thanks for your patronage. No please. No thank you. I’d be embarrassed if I were her parents. She’s got absolutely no manners.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Interesting. It's a harassment technique called 'swatting' when a malicious report is made to authorities supposedly for someone's welfare. Was there ever any hints as to who it was? In reality usually a neighbour sick of hearing tit at all hours.

Maybe she followed him to Dordrecht to further harass him though. Your theory would hold then.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I'm apologise if my post was taken as unpleasant, that wasn't my intention at all. Used to be on here more then deleted in September. I don't buy that other account that their tweets disappeared and their blog homepage suddenly changed simultaneously. Fishy. Not I chance I believe the "don't know what happened" line *insert she's lying pic*. But sorry this should be about jack!

Omg no you’ve not got to apologise and certainly not to me, just generally saying with the #discourse around this all and clout etc. Like the real treasure is the friends we made and lols we had and books @Lazarus hid in roll cages along the way 🥲

 

[imBUSY]

Arranging one's books by color was a well-established trend in 2012.

In Defense of: Organizing Books by Color

No, this post isn’t intended as an invitation for a full-on throwdown in the comments section (entirely). I’m just feeling feisty today, and decided that it might be fun to play the devil’s advocate on that most controversial of design decisions: organizing books by color.Whether you love it...

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Our smol pixie, so cutting-edge.

 

[sioc]

Apologies if it's already been mentioned but I just noticed Mom replied to a tweet by Trifle Defender. Any Southend fraus able to report if there was a sound of great wailing and radiator ripping about an hour ago?

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Ooo, she's being right horrid tonight.

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The skanky witch... her modus operandi is to sweet talk people into doing her tit for her is basically what she's saying. Like a user bleep

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

@TheDragonWithAFlagon points out that it happened when she was habitually carrying a knife, too. And it was during the drink & drugs era, of course.

Can you imagine how she'd react if it was her kid's sledge that had been nicked by someone who was both off their tits and carrying a knife?

Jack is such a hypocrite. Anyone else suffering from addiction and commiting bad things under the influence is a scrunge. But when Jack does it she is the biggest victim ever.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

WHY have none of our amazing lyricists changed Sam Smith’s song yet?

I can claim that a few threads back!

SB doesn't know mama's getting hot
At the Dulux shop
Doing something unholy

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Does anyone know where the 'stop breathing' thing came from originally?

Is it to do with SB acting as a young carer during one of her opioid-fuelled dino naps?

I think it coincided with the George Floyd murder. She made a lot of breathing comments after that happened

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Sorry I dip in and out of these threads at random as I can't keep up so I missed the whole Caroline with hands saga, so I had to do a semi grunk if that is a thing to find out what you all meant and tbh still not 100% sure what the whole hands story is, but I think Caroline with hands is the acquaintance. But I don't actually know anything useful. The person who came on tattle as the handsy one might or might not have been her for real who knows. Not sure how I'd drop it into conversation with said acquaintance should I bump into them so I am afraid my tea is not even luke warm its stone cold

 

[Country Bumpkin]

PS Jack - you’re a bleep xx
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A lying bleep because nine of that is true

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

I think mom is gently gently suggesting since Jack does reading so badly she has no sense of flavour in a similar way her dire writing reflects her dire cooking

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Sorry I dip in and out of these threads at random as I can't keep up so I missed the whole Caroline with hands saga, so I had to do a semi grunk if that is a thing to find out what you all meant and tbh still not 100% sure what the whole hands story is, but I think Caroline with hands is the acquaintance. But I don't actually know anything useful. The person who came on tattle as the handsy one might or might not have been her for real who knows. Not sure how I'd drop it into conversation with said acquaintance should I bump into them so I am afraid my tea is not even luke warm its stone cold

sorry I’ve realised my thing about lukewarm tea seemed aimed at you (which is very mean of me!) and it wasn’t at all, just the thread interlocutor claiming to be Caroline was incredibly dull haha.

I strongly advocate for a “give me all the dirt on…” as an approach to get friends to spill but I’m an incurable gossip and a person of no decorum so appreciate your reticence haha.

 

[Emmapism]

I barely care about Jack these days, let alone the fringe characters

As the famous meme goes

 

[Ronlonglegs]

sorry I’ve realised my thing about lukewarm tea seemed aimed at you (which is very mean of me!) and it wasn’t at all, just the thread interlocutor claiming to be Caroline was incredibly dull haha.

I strongly advocate for a “give me all the dirt on…” as an approach to get friends to spill but I’m an incurable gossip and a person of no decorum so appreciate your reticence haha.

I took no offence, I originally came to this thread today with random musings and had no idea this Caroline was already known of.

Anyway. Just did an interesting scroll and a status by the real Caroline around the time of them being on tattle .indicates it was really her .

I don't want to be triangulated so I won't say more than that.