WhyYouCry?
Chatty Member
But… she was obviously able and willing to pay for the lessons, otherwise she wouldn’t have asked for recommendations?
Honestly I don’t know how she can even take herself seriously.
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Honestly I don’t know how she can even take herself seriously.
Sideboard Bob
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GigglePops
Well-known member
Squig sums up her legal position, or lack of. She has destroyed any chance that she has of legals, and the call-outs are so frequent now that she couldn't sue them all if she even tried. She wouldn't allow her finances to be scrutinised in a legal case at this point anyway. Send LOL-os.
DisgruntledGoat
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I have 
the paint shop and am sitting on my hands so as not to leave a 1* Google review saying that the owner encourages solicitation in his shop in return for paint.
the paint shop and am sitting on my hands so as not to leave a 1* Google review saying that the owner encourages solicitation in his shop in return for paint.
HotesTilaire
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Yeah she said she wasn’t actually sober. She’s defo sober now though, she promised. She was able to lie about the sobriety on a day she wasn’t autistic.
PoorPatrol
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Lol at “Football in all weathers child” mate. You don’t take that boy football. We’d never hear the end of it, you’d have to be constantly taking him and it would be at regular times/days. You’d be asleep for half the matches. And another fing, even if he did play football in all weathers, and we’re being kind and saying you actually take him - why would he be coming in from football and going anywhere near the sofa? Straight in the shower, surely? Where he can wash himself with boiled down soap and dry himself with a fucking flannel 
How the fuck would you teach him piano you can’t play!!!! Jack, I won’t say this again, seriously, YOU CANNOT PLAY THE PIANO!!! Give that boy a nice lifestyle for goodness sake.
How the fuck would you teach him piano you can’t play!!!! Jack, I won’t say this again, seriously, YOU CANNOT PLAY THE PIANO!!! Give that boy a nice lifestyle for goodness sake.
ThatGeebag
Well-known member
Her Type 2 Liabetes is honestly astounding. I'd be a nervous wreck if lied as much as she does about the smallest things. Bizarre.
Dummyfingers
Well-known member
Does Jack not understand the absolute hypocrisy of this tweet??? If she’s been in work for 20 years why in the name of the wee donkey
does she need to beg online for money because she can’t buy shower gel?!Have I slipped into some kind of abyss where the last year didn’t happen?
Brian Butterfield
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PS Jack - you’re a cunt xx
BlairWaldorf86
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Things People Want Jack to Stop Doing
1. Grifting
2. Lying
3. Sniffing
4. Tweeting
5. Cooking
6. Stabbing tins with a knife
Things We Are Happy For Jack to Keep Doing
1. Breathing
Hopefully that’s clear.
1. Grifting
2. Lying
3. Sniffing
4. Tweeting
5. Cooking
6. Stabbing tins with a knife
Things We Are Happy For Jack to Keep Doing
1. Breathing
Hopefully that’s clear.
Serafina Pekkala
Active member
...unless she's being tricksy
Clearly behind on her grunking though, I bet a wise frau could even pinpoint the page she's on!
blurstoftimes
VIP Member
we have our thread title
Brian Butterfield
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Jack saying she’s been in full time work for two decades is really going to come back and bite her on her Mediterranean arse.
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traumatised sideboard
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Congrats to @Elsie Ben Felyn on your winning thread title nominated by both @Raydog and @Madonna_Claws you all win a wild camping trip to view the northern lights.
In the last thread: something boring about liking colours and that somehow being related to autism.
If you're new please read the wiki (pink button up top). When nominating thread titles please use the words 'thread title' and no swearing, or else.
In the last thread: something boring about liking colours and that somehow being related to autism.
If you're new please read the wiki (pink button up top). When nominating thread titles please use the words 'thread title' and no swearing, or else.
Veronicaaa
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Jack's recipe for prawn cocktail is frozen prawns mixed with ready-made, shop-bought seafood sauce 
heretoreaditall2019
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Hello ninnies - a quick one, behind a cut as always 4 length and so you don't unwillingly lapse into a boredom coma x thank you to @Lucky Escape for asking this question my husband continues to be stunned anyone reads these so I love stunting on him when there’s a Q 
On using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber figure
A quick one on what the distribution of subscribers would have to look like in order to give an average per subscriber figure in line with Orla Hercules' £14.12, just a bit of playing around I got it to £14.92, couldn't be fucked to keep going ngl.
Anyway, these figures don't look like a reach imo? Like a good 20% subscribing to the bare minimum as legacy subs from when it was a sponsored donkey offering, the largest group (33.1%) on the £10 tier as that's the entry point for physical goods, then the next biggest share outside of the charity tier is £24 because that's what, a SIM only contract to the divorced dads? Smallest share on £7 as that’s a no mans land between giving the bare minimum and getting some shithouse onionsTM. £12 not much going on cos it was that thrifty shades of beige that was swiftly abandoned. £44 still only 10%, but it must have enough action on it to not get rid altogether as it is red flags for how well she's doing out of monetising poverty.
Speculating on that passive income
Anyway with that said, assuming an average per subscriber fee of £14.12 would have yielded Jack between £3.0k - £9.4k a month in 2022. With her highest grossing month being September 2022. For the full cal year of 2022 she'd have taken £99.6k. I wish I didn't have to pay tax lol.
We've also got a £20 ps estimate... I'm not gonna do another one of the models above for this cos cba ngl but eh I think that'd be very good going for her to manage that with nil rewards, I'd expect to see higher paying subs churn quickest because they're paying more for absolutely nish whereas you would be more inclined to forgive a £10-12 monthly sub to support the people's pov.
As always I invite/implore Jack to unhide her Patreon revenue so we can begin accurately capturing that to add to these summaries. The only way to keep us out of speculating ur business is give us the receipts sweetie so we can accurately report on ur business instead
A quick one on what the distribution of subscribers would have to look like in order to give an average per subscriber figure in line with Orla Hercules' £14.12, just a bit of playing around I got it to £14.92, couldn't be fucked to keep going ngl.
Anyway, these figures don't look like a reach imo? Like a good 20% subscribing to the bare minimum as legacy subs from when it was a sponsored donkey offering, the largest group (33.1%) on the £10 tier as that's the entry point for physical goods, then the next biggest share outside of the charity tier is £24 because that's what, a SIM only contract to the divorced dads? Smallest share on £7 as that’s a no mans land between giving the bare minimum and getting some shithouse onionsTM. £12 not much going on cos it was that thrifty shades of beige that was swiftly abandoned. £44 still only 10%, but it must have enough action on it to not get rid altogether as it is red flags for how well she's doing out of monetising poverty.
Speculating on that passive income
Anyway with that said, assuming an average per subscriber fee of £14.12 would have yielded Jack between £3.0k - £9.4k a month in 2022. With her highest grossing month being September 2022. For the full cal year of 2022 she'd have taken £99.6k. I wish I didn't have to pay tax lol.
We've also got a £20 ps estimate... I'm not gonna do another one of the models above for this cos cba ngl but eh I think that'd be very good going for her to manage that with nil rewards, I'd expect to see higher paying subs churn quickest because they're paying more for absolutely nish whereas you would be more inclined to forgive a £10-12 monthly sub to support the people's pov.
As always I invite/implore Jack to unhide her Patreon revenue so we can begin accurately capturing that to add to these summaries. The only way to keep us out of speculating ur business is give us the receipts sweetie so we can accurately report on ur business instead
Archduchess of Luxembourg
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Turns out my best friends parents know Tom 'Fingers' Kerridges mum. I've asked her to TELL them to try and get his honest opinion on Gak Monroe. Watch this space!
im hungover to my eyes, lads i think im still drunk.
im hungover to my eyes, lads i think im still drunk.
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Elsie Ben Felyn
Chatty Member
Haha! Two thread titles in a week. See - it pays to work 120 hours.