I tend to live in the Harold and Megatron threads
Her tweet came up the other day and I kept meaning to come here and ask.
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Her tweet came up the other day and I kept meaning to come here and ask.
I'm actually going to be physically sick.
I have most of her books. Love Ina.
Oh Jack, never change pal. Never change.
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The Never Ending Move. The Sofa. The Trips. The bloody Hydrangea.
I wonder if the bastard lovely landlords will put a blue plaque on the crappy bungalow when she’s gone.
@holdmybeans. Me too. i took my sofa apart last night to wash it. I do it every few months, and we only sit on it for a few hours every day. Gives me the boak, not gonna lie. Also, i can't with the kid thing. I never make promises to my kids that i dont intend to keep, if for some reason i cant or it doesn't pan out, usually through no fault of my own. I make it up to them by either making sure we do it as soon as possible or doing something else just as important. The kid has probably had his heart broken more times then enough through her stupid promises and made up plans. How has she loved Northern ireland her whole life, yet never taken her kid there. I mean its 40 minutes on the plane from london, ya great trumpet, an hour if the pilot falls asleep.
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jacks off re-reading her own tweets
They’re also quite a hazard with cats…There's a fire investigator bloke on tiktok says that salt lamps are a massive fire hazard
She has made threats against the Scottish people. I call upon the moderate English to do something about this extremist in their midst.
Urgh, Jack Maffs!
The enormous 3-bed bungashithole is BIGGER than a 1-bed flat??! My ghast is flabbered.
Top tip for frau who said her spoiler was grey - tap on the cog and it should bring it all back to normal
So she’s been going on about the forever camping trip most of the night, talk of her lights and sofa…NOW at bastard 9pm she’s decided to let us know she handed her notice in today…
Oh Christ no sorry I didn’t mean it like that, I was quoting Jack (ish)! But no you’re right to question the batshit, she is indeed moving to a one bed with a 12 year old boy. Has been sleeping on the couch for months now in practice (whilst still living in a 3 bed house). Welcome to our World, where the most asked question is “WTF?”I tend to live in the Harold and Megatron threads
In front of a mirror.jack
Yessss !
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Spanny pal I'm guessing. Leave Skye alone Jack. The bridge and snow gates will be closed. Warned!
Haha don’t worry, no offence taken at all!Oh Christ no sorry I didn’t mean it like that, I was quoting Jack (ish)! But no you’re right to question the batshit, she is indeed moving to a one bed with a 12 year old boy. Has been sleeping on the couch for months now in practice (whilst still living in a 3 bed house). Welcome to our World, where the most asked question is “WTF?”
It just seems weird to intentionally overcrowd your house when so many people on council waiting lists have to do it.
Hope she got a sofa bed lol
Only if you sort that Wonky mf out Jen#, she is a curse on your great nation
Oh my god does anyone remember when she said that she was reading her blog in bed and the power of her own words made her cry? Classic Jack.jack
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