Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn

[zetta buttons]

Squig was commenting on Jack’s current landlord but Jack’s reply is .

 

[jenny2603]

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Jack, you're always mithering on about how smol and vulnerable you are. How can a troll be expected to know when you mean it and when you're trying to get the neckbeards hard? You're not even in recovery, so never mind playing that worn out old card. #SH1TTER #BoringOldCokeHag

 

[shugabug23]

Jack has no time for slumlord scumbags. WARNED!

 

[Queenvictoria]

Well, well, well. The landlady is now Mother Teresa… is someone perhaps worried she is going to speak to the press?

 

[Lucky Escape]

Jack, I know you're excited about buying a house - but the rest of us don't really care. To change the subject, why don't you tell us what Big Dave thinks about Prince Harry? Or show us that EEL?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Haha don’t worry, no offence taken at all!

It just seems weird to intentionally overcrowd your house when so many people on council waiting lists have to do it.

Hope she got a sofa bed lol

She gave her sofa bed away

 

[zetta buttons]

Jack, I know you're excited about buying a house - but the rest of us don't really care. To change the subject, why don't tell us about what Big Dave thinks about Prince Harry? Or show us that EEL?

I care.

Loads more tit for us to triangulate.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She also trapped you into a 2 year lease you couldn't afford. According to you.

Has Jack forgotten that WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS.

 

[GoLando]

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“I want to take him to all my fave childhood places”

bleeping do it then!! Coining it in off other people’s money and no job to request leave from…what’s the matter Jack? Worried about spending money other than on yourself? Cow!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Please Marms can we have the receipts of her slating the horrible old Tory landlord hag?

It's a tricky one but I know someone collected them not that long ago. Maybe @Valiofthedolls?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Also, "not portfolio landlords" like your daddy and grandaddy eh?

 

[Lucky Escape]

Jack has no time for slumlord scumbags. WARNED!

Yet she idolises her slumlord granddad...?

 

[hoopdedoo]

Jack, I know you're excited about buying a house - but the rest of us don't really care. To change the subject, why don't you tell us what Big Dave thinks about Prince Harry? Or show us that EEL?

WE WANT THE EEL! WE WANT THE EEL!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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She's gonna poison the landlady isn't she?

 

[imBUSY]

Just updated Jack’s 2023 goals that she’s fitting in around her 100 hour working week, I expect I’ve missed a couple of her announcements, but it’s looking busy already, how will all her ailments fare with such a demanding schedule !

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So that will be <checks notes> 8 blog posts we're expecting any second now?

 

[BurgerLaBill]

She's snorting some big fat lines tonight, lads. She needs proper, interventional help. Not some beardy bleep massaging her ego for £70 an hour.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I wonder if the bastard lovely landlords will put a blue plaque on the crappy bungalow when she’s gone.

She will call Rentokill instead in order to extinguish the lingering honk and the livers that are secreted in there somewhere.

 

[MooBelle]

Greet her at the door with 'you'll huv hud yer tea?" before turning the heating off PRONTO.

I actually read that in my Granny's voice and she's DEAD. (or is it pronounced 'Deed'?)

 

[zetta buttons]

I think we need to put “immaculate” on the list of words Jack doesn’t understand.

 

[shugabug23]

I guess my 3 hour NCIS crossover binge can wait till tomorrow… Kumbaya Jack is back