Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn

[House of Carbonara]

9th July 2022
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Fiend for a budget? Really? With other people's money, yes? Get in the sea.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I wonder if the bastard lovely landlords will put a blue plaque on the crappy bungalow when she’s gone.

 

[zetta buttons]

 

[fishyfishfish]

Sidenote, that Fresh Mob book is ace! Comfort Mob is also really good, and they have loads of pretty accessible free recipes on their website. I don’t suppose Jack would like them; they’ve got and managed not to duck up a supermarket partnership (with Aldi) and “stole” her leftovers gig with Hellmans by actually being competent cooks.

Sorry - unpopular opinion here but that mob lot wind me up. Recipes with a billion (exaggeration for effect, not a lie) calories from stick thin chefs that would never be popular if they were plus size. There’s rarely ever mention of the fact that these should be treat meals/eaten as part of a balanced diet. It’s as bad as influencers who post restrictive eating tit in my opinion. Jack and her 30 calorie meals included.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

There are Scottish people giving her information in the comments. These people are traitors and should be jailed.

Or hung, drawn and quartered?

 

[WhyYouCry?]

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I thought it was damp and mouldy? With manky carpets (or something)?

 

[Walkdengirl]

and if one wanted to where would one go see the meteors oh tender one?

We sat in our back garden and watched them from there, but we are quite rural, it's good fun

 

[zetta buttons]

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I try not to lie every bleeping minute of the bleeping day.

Try it, it’s nice.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

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Nahhh I'd be keeping her whole deposit for giving me a hamper of botulism

 

[LittleRucksackOfHorrors]

I hope once Jack has left scientists get to study Schrodinger's bungalow that is simultaneously crappy and lovely with a landlord that is both awful and wonderful.

 

[PurpleAnt]

The Blocked and Reported podcast has tweeted that they discuss her again on their latest edition. It's only available to subscribers in case anyone has signed up?

I just listened. It’s very funny, like their original deep dive into her internet bullshit. Nothing new really - like all sane people, Katy and Jesse had their gast flabbered at the thrifty tips - but it shows the level of fame she has attained. She is the confrere of Andrew Tate, Keffals and that writer who faked her own death. Jack is basically just a lolcow.

“It’s like she’s looking for a way to complicate things because she can’t think of genuinely helpful tips.” [about rinsing sauce off ‘spaghetti-o’s’]
“Because she’s not actually poor.”

 

[Lucky Escape]

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And they should show gratitude to you, Jack, because....?

 

[mackjonroe]

Oh my god does anyone remember when she said that she was reading her blog in bed and the power of her own words made her cry? Classic Jack.

I refuse to believe this happened, I need proof because… no….

 

[zetta buttons]

To a squig quoting her saying the bungahouse is damp.

Jack, you lied. You lie. Go and watch some silent witness and have a Pepsi max.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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She was talking about a visible breeze etc mere weeks ago. head.

 

[House of Carbonara]

C'mon squid. A tenement in Glasgow isn't what she was fishing for. She's holding out for a free holiday cottage or a free campsite place.

My thoughts exactly, dear heart.

 

[Emmapism]

Oh my godddddddd nobody cares just bleeping move already

 

[Salmonshirt]

SEVERE alcoholism. Not just any old alcoholism.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

she initially needed whiskey to do interviews but then replaced it with the psychological comfort of the cream

Prince Harry then said he used cream of the same brand on his nobbin

Jack got gakked and wrote a tweet connecting the two

Was Hazza trying to contour the Royal knob?