Homogeneous, surely? Then again, I'm not a seasoned writer.So Tattle is living rent free in Jacks head
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But she's certainly not living rent free in cook book buyers
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Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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Indeed, the one sighting was a literal paid assignment for the BBC, cameras in tow. Didn't seem like she personally knew anyone there, or was able to pull in her own contacts.The one actual reported sighting (apart from her labelled donations) was when she embarrassingly patronised the aerotechical engineer - clever people use foodbanks too - who knew?
Hi, I had been loosely following the Twitter hoohar so had an inkling that she'd been on the make but largely put it out of my mind as we all know what Twitter can be like.Lol your username. If you don’t mind me asking (and it’s not already been covered? Sorry have skipped 2 threads!!) - are you a post guardian article convert or did you know before?
If you’re able to/want to I’d suggest opening a PayPal claim or a patreon customer service ticket to try and reclaim the money because you donated to someone you’d been duped into believing was low income and strugglingI honestly think the guardian article is gonna do her over cos any one requesting refunds can link to an interview with her published in the British press as evidence - she played herself w that one
Then I read the piece at the weekend and I was
at the bleeping £300 sideboards. Then I read Twitter, Andy Lynes saying Tattle was right, I came and skim read these threads (no one has the time to read in depth, sorry!) and drew my own conclusions. I'm angry that I got fished in and I'm angry and the idiots defending her.
Can we do a poll for something at the start of the next thread to see numbers now we’re growing like Jack’s hair?
They're a lot more than £300, I'm afraid she's even lying about that.Then I read the piece at the weekend and I was
That whole review makes no sense. The reviewer said it 'lacked a certain amount of joy'....was 'sorely lacking flavour'...'a lack of creaminess'...and complained about the nutritional content.
How can that be not 'a bad dish'?
Omg I feel like I’m talking to a unicorn - it’s interesting/a relief to see that a layperson (or even supporter?) saw that article in the same way we did…? But welcome dear heart, this is a safe space and quite a few ppl here have been duped. Someone got sent 6 copies of the same postcard of a “shithouse onion” so it could always be worse I guessHi, I had been loosely following the Twitter hoohar so had an inkling that she'd been on the make but largely put it out of my mind as we all know what Twitter can be like.
Then I read the piece at the weekend and I was
If you don’t mind me asking (and you don’t have to answer this at all btw) - on the occasions when you supported her how did that come about pls? Cos she used to post her PayPal asking for tips a lot more before these threads, she obvs put the tip jar up on Twitter the day it was launched, and she’s had a Patreon open for nearly 6 years lol. And then there are those ghastly books to buy nd all!
Jack Monroe #458 This addled lie factory is on another level
Hot take: her singing voice is less grating than her speaking voice, which is insufferable. She can't even pronounce her own assumed name properly. "Mungno." The *good* thing about her singing is we are spared that revolting back of the nose snotty hawking sniff she constantly does when...
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Oooh yeah, we need one of those picture memes: what my friends think I do, what my parents think I do, what society thinks I do what Tattle thinks I do, what I think I do, what I actually do (this last one would be the same pic as the Tattle pic)
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Yeah @DianeAbbotsMojito I’d suggest you go through her Instagram now with your eyes wide open and you’ll clock that she’s been living comfortably for years.
@That Forensic Man has created a list detailing £160k+ of products seen just in the backgrounds of her photos. Each sideboard is closer to a grand than £300 and most rooms have 2-3 of them.
She seems to be really leaning into neckbeards and burly men on her roladex of muscle these days.Bit strange. Jack usually rubs shoulders with guys like Billy Bragg
Men like Billy Bragg and Jay Rayner have dumped her
She's going in a different direction.
Her new gaff is going to look a right shithole.
Just been to Morrisons and put the new slimming world book on top of Jacks (2 copies £11). Feel like a rebel now.
Jack Monroe #458 This addled lie factory is on another level
As we have a slight break from the constant chaos I take you back to the summer, with Jack tenderly musing on the future success of Grifty Kitchen,…happier times for Jack I may have taken a slight bit of artistic licence with her words….. The lazy look in her eyes in this photo gives me the...
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Bloody fantastic; that's the way to do a break up. Just checking, were there any tweets, blog posts, dog purchases, lies about pregnancy, mortgages, lurid descriptions of your crushed soul? No? Just a cool celebratory salt pig to make you smile knowingly, gently? Congratulations, you are not Jack!
Bluebird must have it in for her seeing as they booked all the very tepid promo (metro, best, mirror, Sunday telegraph, ireland live, misogynist dad mag) most of which is just a C&P’d press release a full week late. It’s certainly not helping her numbers either. Chapeau, Bluebird PR Frau.
Because The Poor don't deserve joy, flavour, creaminess in their meals or a memorable experience.That whole review makes no sense. The reviewer said it 'lacked a certain amount of joy'....was 'sorely lacking flavour'...'a lack of creaminess'...and complained about the nutritional content.
How can that be not 'a bad dish'?
HTH
The reviewers seem to have missed the whole chuffing point of the recipes. They should be tasty and thrifty based on the actual ingredients rather than people having to tweak or add things from a storecupboard they may not have available to them. I doubt any of the reviewers are the target audience for the book so they aren't restricted in terms of adding texture or flavour with other ingredients.
Sorry, it's taken me forever to catch up on the multi chaos
BUT is noone going to talk about the mobile Guardian being a frau???
BUT is noone going to talk about the mobile Guardian being a frau???
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I don't mind at all!Omg I feel like I’m talking to a unicorn - it’s interesting/a relief to see that a layperson (or even supporter?) saw that article in the same way we did…? But welcome dear heart, this is a safe space and quite a few ppl here have been duped. Someone got sent 6 copies of the same postcard of a “shithouse onion” so it could always be worse I guess
If you don’t mind me asking (and you don’t have to answer this at all btw) - on the occasions when you supported her how did that come about pls? Cos she used to post her PayPal asking for tips a lot more before these threads, she obvs put the tip jar up on Twitter the day it was launched, and she’s had a Patreon open for nearly 6 years lol. And then there are those ghastly books to buy nd all!
I'd followed her (not religiously as I tend to dip in and out of Twitter) for a while and had my heartstrings tugged by her posts, basically. I was in long term sick (lucky enough to be on full pay for most of it!) and ended up on twitter more,this was 2017. I saw she had a Patreon and thought actually, I can afford £3.50 a month so I signed up. When the murmurs started, I stopped my payments and switched my donations to go directly to a local food bank. I was still unsure that there was any truth in the murmurs at this point but conversely, I didn't know that she wasn't blowing donations on bleeping furniture either!
I haven't really paid any attention to it until the weekend then I was like ok what the duck. And here we are.
I must say I have noticed a really weird phenomenon where guys who look like orcs from Lord of the Rings espouse politics to the left of Stalin. In fact a mate of mine who served in Northern Ireland gets pinker by the day, which kind of contradicts that old saying: 'If you're not left wing when you're young you haven't got a heart. If you're not right wing when you're old you haven't got a brain'She seems to be really leaning into neckbeards and burly men on her roladex of muscle these days.
Men like Billy Bragg and Jay Rayner have dumped her
She's going in a different direction.
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