Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday
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Ooh a teething necklace. With these gifts you are really spoiling us Mamapapa Slopbot. Now I won't need to chew a 50p sized hole in my lip when I'm high on coke.
I got the Omega watch! I shall sell it immediately and buy some kidney beans 🫘
So is this the version where three
Edited to remove me-rail. Sorry 'bout that.
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I think you will find there is only one true Nativity scene!
TraumyS, hope you don’t mind me borrowing SlopBot and friends
TraumyS, hope you don’t mind me borrowing SlopBot and friends
It’s waterproof!
I think she meant swappsies Hotes…she wasn’t giving you the goth!
That’ll do
Now to dig out some tinned fish
Ta Slopbot you’re a pal
If you are a Pov who can download a ebook, you are a Pov who can borrow a whole bleeping selection of ebooks from your library for nothing.
swapsies for a fish pie?I think she meant swappsies Hotes…she wasn’t giving you the goth!
That’ll do
Now to dig out some tinned fish
Ta Slopbot you’re a pal
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Ooh, I got a Cotswold Company sideboard! Thank[space] you, Slopbot!
ETA: This afternoon someone posted in my neighbourhood Facebook group that they are now offering "lip enhancement services" at their home salon, and the photo they posted.....let's just say that if Jack ever saw it, she would double her regular dose of lip filler, so as not to be outdone
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Sorry Pal, I’ve already taken it to bed with a tin of haddock knackers and I’m softly gently scooping it out with my fingers and rubbing it on my ouchie gums
Slopbot gave me a sideboard too, thanks Slopbot!
Is she breadcrumbing some kind of fertility treatment with the multiple losses?
Is she breadcrumbing some kind of fertility treatment with the multiple losses?
Thank you Slopbot! Now I can finally impress my non-existent child/lure back my ex with some weird quasi-sexual cosplay.
Or you could get the lead role in your local amateur theatre troupe's production of Mary Poppins. "A spoonful of sugar helps the slopping go down" etc etc
Could I please present the BIB for the next thread title nomination? It’s a doozy.
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Thanks slopbot, I shall treasure my keyboard inside my slow cooker! Two gifts in one
Pineapples on a Jack thread is so fitting for me. As I hate them. They are misleading and watching them grow for three years (obviously sped up in a Timelapse) makes me cringe and rage. I feel conned by every pineapple related memory I have.
I believed for 24 years that they grew on trees. Like the same trees coconuts grow on (palm?) but with pineapples there instead of coconuts.
I also believed they were growing in Hawaii.
WHY is it called a Hawaiian pizza? That’s ham and pineapple. last time I checked ham isn’t unique to hawaii, So I assumed the pineapple was.
also, in an episode of Sabrina the teenage witch I remember from being a child, Sabrina turns Libby into a pineapple and when she comes back she says “you sent me somewhere, is was small and smelled like Hawaii”.
I also have a memory of one of my sims, on the sims castaway, climbing a tree that looked like a coconut tree and coming back down with a pineapple, but I may be remembering incorrectly on that one. WARNED.
The outside of them literally looks like it goes with the bark on a palm tree. It matches. It would look right there. Where is does not look right, is growing out of the bleeping ground somewhere in Africa (or anywhere else if it’s in the ground). Literally, rows of them, in a field. I was horrified when I learned this. I can’t even describe the feeling I got when I saw pictures of them growing out of the ground. I cannot look at them anymore. I’ve never recovered. My friends think my reactions to them are hilarious, one particular friend absolutely dies laughing. She sent me a video of someone who had made Pinecone jam with little pinecones hoping to recreate some of my reactions to pineapples earlier, but it didn’t bother me I just thought it was weird.
I also believed they were growing in Hawaii.
WHY is it called a Hawaiian pizza? That’s ham and pineapple. last time I checked ham isn’t unique to hawaii, So I assumed the pineapple was.
also, in an episode of Sabrina the teenage witch I remember from being a child, Sabrina turns Libby into a pineapple and when she comes back she says “you sent me somewhere, is was small and smelled like Hawaii”.
I also have a memory of one of my sims, on the sims castaway, climbing a tree that looked like a coconut tree and coming back down with a pineapple, but I may be remembering incorrectly on that one. WARNED.
The outside of them literally looks like it goes with the bark on a palm tree. It matches. It would look right there. Where is does not look right, is growing out of the bleeping ground somewhere in Africa (or anywhere else if it’s in the ground). Literally, rows of them, in a field. I was horrified when I learned this. I can’t even describe the feeling I got when I saw pictures of them growing out of the ground. I cannot look at them anymore. I’ve never recovered. My friends think my reactions to them are hilarious, one particular friend absolutely dies laughing. She sent me a video of someone who had made Pinecone jam with little pinecones hoping to recreate some of my reactions to pineapples earlier, but it didn’t bother me I just thought it was weird.
It is completely baffling how dimwits still persist in the bizarre notion Jack has actually done something helpful this year
Pin them down and its all 'she provides free recipes' (Well she doesn't and Google does) and helps poor people (how? specifics please)On another note I got the steam punk leggings
Look what I got!
I’d better get the chickpeas on
I’d better get the chickpeas on
I wonder when we'll get the obligatory Christmas tree shot. Will the gorgeous big tree & decs be seen or will she have 'given them away' for the big povvo downsizing and a sad little twig will be replacing it this year 🥹 ?
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