Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

[That Forensic Man]

This is like Christmas morning, reaching into the stocking. Now I can turn all my food into slop, yay!

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If someone else gets the Ooni pizza oven I will be raging really happy for them.

Congratulations dear heart
That reminds me I need to add the Edinburgh slopbullet (etc.) to the stocktake

What are the odds all this just got binned

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Congratulations dear heart
That reminds me I need to add the Edinburgh slopbullet (etc.) to the stocktake

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What are the odds all this just got binned

that still blows my mind and was around the time I joined these threads. Did she bring all her tat up to Edinburgh on the train? Or did she buy a load of stuff when she arrived, knowing she’d only be there a long weekend (despite all the ‘im finally home’/‘I’m having to go back feeling all smol’ shite)? Bloody wasteful either way especially as the serviced apartment had utensils etc

 

[Veronicaaa]

that still blows my mind and was around the time I joined these threads. Did she bring all her tat up to Edinburgh on the train? Or did she buy a load of stuff when she arrived, knowing she’d only be there a long weekend (despite all the ‘im finally home’/‘I’m having to go back feeling all smol’ shite)? Bloody wasteful either way especially as the serviced apartment had utensils etc

It's so Jack though -
Uses the most expensive form of transport to get to Edinburgh last minute
Packs her bag with tonnes of FANCY equipment
Stays in the spendiest part of town
Stocks up on yellow stickered cheap wet ham to create culinary masterpieces for the poors.

 

[Lazarus]

William Morris Strawberry Thief curtains for me! How wonderful.

they’ll go perfectly with the same cushions I found in a puddle bought last year.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Slopbot found a Toni and Guy gift card in the magic puddle for me!
Yay I was just about to hack at my hair with nail scissors, had the ring light and Facetune all ready for tweeting the ‘after’ photo

 

[Mr Krabs]

Congratulations dear heart
That reminds me I need to add the Edinburgh slopbullet (etc.) to the stocktake

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What are the odds all this just got binned

What slop creations did she even eat in Edinburgh? All I remember is a picture of a leek and her going to Dishoom.

 

[WhyYouCry?]

What slop creations did she even eat in Edinburgh? All I remember is a picture of a leek and her going to Dishoom.

She liquidised the leek in the nutribullet. She doesn’t eat solids.

 

[Veronicaaa]

What slop creations did she even eat in Edinburgh? All I remember is a picture of a leek and her going to Dishoom.

bo-lorne-ese

 

[Livia Fantasy]

She liquidised the leek in the nutribullet. She doesn’t eat solids.

Why Jack blue
Time on loo
Blended leek
tit all week

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I got some blue patterned Dr Martens. When I’m bored of wearing them I will put my wooden spoons in them. Yum.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh she also half cooked a fish in lime juice before putting it in the oven for about 3 hours. Delicious.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

I got That Man's book "7 Ways"- thanks

I've been watching a few of his festive cooking shows on Food Network the last couple of weeks, I'm starting to warm to him a little (and probably out of spite too!)

 

[DaisyJay]

Oh slopbot! Thankyou for my glorious pink hued kitchen aid. Seeing it sit in my kitchen counter as I nurse a 4 day old slow cooker tea, I shall cast my belashed eyes towards its bedazzling cerise beauty and be forever reminded of the brilliant audacity of the sun rising each and every day and I give grateful thanks and draw a contented breath.

 

[That Forensic Man]

that still blows my mind and was around the time I joined these threads. Did she bring all her tat up to Edinburgh on the train? Or did she buy a load of stuff when she arrived, knowing she’d only be there a long weekend (despite all the ‘im finally home’/‘I’m having to go back feeling all smol’ shite)? Bloody wasteful either way especially as the serviced apartment had utensils etc

As I understand it the luggage she took was already crammed with lights, wires, cameras etc. so she bought all the kitchen stuff and ingredients in Edinburgh. And despite all the pantomime she didn't output anything beyond her typical boring "look what I made for breakfast/tea" pat-on-head fare.

Oooh! Did we ever decide if they were real or knock offs? Thanks slopbot!

Congratulations, one genuine ~checks notes~ Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal!
No double dipping!

 

[Captainmouse]

Thanks Slopbot, I got a Toni & Guy gift card! I'm bald!

Having seen some of mackies cuts, I think you had a lucky escape

 

[SendReceive]

The food blogger who was recently mithering about the lack of pre-release availability of Grifty Kitchen for review is now posting screenshots from Tattle (threads - not the wiki) FFS.

I think it’s a given that squigs will take info from here but screenshots is not on IMO. Although he has said that “if this is not OK I will delete”, so a mod may wish to have a chat with him.

 

[SendReceive]

Are they taking the bleeping piss?

Edit: You need to register to read the article in the link.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Thank(space)you Slopbot.

I shall do my best to not make them look dire.

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For newer fraus, Jack once posted a photo of of these potatoes as if they were her own cooking, they were clearly the Waitrose ones.

SS from Soulrebel who is no longer in the canal

 

[SendReceive]

For newer fraus, Jack once posted a photo of of these potatoes as if they were her own cooking, they were clearly the Waitrose ones.

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SS from Soulrebel who is no longer in the canal

Thank(space)you - I wasn’t sure of that reference as “parmentier” doesn’t come up searching her Twitter. It’s even got exactly the same sprig of rosemary FFS!

 

[That Forensic Man]

Are they taking the bleeping piss?

Edit: You need to register to read the article in the link.

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Number 2 says it all really
That CoMmUnIcAtOrS font is terrible
The whole premise is essentially "clever girl did a poo corpo PR campaign"

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