My prediction: she'll not have moved yet, and her house will be so full of packing boxes that she'll be forced to decamp to the shed. (Never mind, Jack, it'll be good practice for living in theit's lovely to rub shoulders (sorry for bodily analagy in totally yuk circumstances) with so many other fraus on the bear thread) Not even going to mention Yakult
Shite, I cocked that up.
Right back on topic, ummm, give me a moment...
Edit: I wonder what Jack is doing for Christmas? Anyone got any predictions?
I have family in Finland and Norway and Christmas Eve is a big deal. So even though half of my family are estranged (religion has a lot to answer for), we make a big deal out of Christmas Eve tooI do understand changing things to suit your families and new traditions - one Finnish tradition is to have a rice porridge on Christmas Eve and my dad is Scottish so that changed to having oat porridge with sugar, cinnamon with an almond hidden in; a cool fusion of both sides of my family!
I do not understand totally changing recipes, masquerading as tradional recipes and being proud of presenting an abomination.
ETA: and the arrogance!
She really, really, really shouldn’t have mentioned Grandpa Joe. Sat on his arse in bed FOR YEARS being waited on and paid for by the hardworking Buckets until there was a chance of a jolly, then - It’s a miracle! He can walk! “The trip of a lifetime is mine, thanks.” How Jack is that?May I softly, gently return to this tweet:
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1. who is going to laugh at this non hilarious quip: the cat? The dog? Will they be lolling about as if someone had sprayed gold paint on a triffle?
2.Why are you making jokes when your child is fragile and snuffling? And everything that exists in your world is between the snuffles (also, wut?)
Grandpapamama Jack. There was a brilliant gif by @Alansbigplate of Jack as Grandpa Joe back in the dayShe really, really, really shouldn’t have mentioned Grandpa Joe. Sat on his arse in bed FOR YEARS being waited on and paid for by the hardworking Buckets until there was a chance of a jolly, then - It’s a miracle! He can walk! “The trip of a lifetime is mine, thanks.” How Jack is that?
At least Grandpa Joe actually took his kid round the chocolate factory.
Re all the scammer stories of which our smol pixie sits atop the pile. The current mania for lived experience has enabled all this. The mic being passed to ordinary people to be able to tell their stories outside of legacy media is ofc a good thing but its led to a decline in good journalism with robust fact checking. Not everyone is a credible witness to their own lives.This is WILD. If I was Jack I’d be absolutely shitting myself about an exposé.
Exactly this. And it proves that she is definitely still bringing in reasonable money or they would have kicked her to the kerb ages ago.I keep thinking about her agent. At ehat point foes the hassle & reputational damage outweigh the 15% or whatever thst they make off her? I genuinely can't see what value Jack Monroe brings to that relationship
100% Grandpa Joe was the ultimate scammer tbh, guy literally lied about being disabledShe really, really, really shouldn’t have mentioned Grandpa Joe. Sat on his arse in bed FOR YEARS being waited on and paid for by the hardworking Buckets until there was a chance of a jolly, then - It’s a miracle! He can walk! “The trip of a lifetime is mine, thanks.” How Jack is that?
At least Grandpa Joe actually took his kid round the chocolate factory.
I think it's also to do with the rise of confessional 'journalism' and writing, I think women in particular have been urged to mine their trauma for clicks for years now. It's a perfect vehicle for narcs.Re all the scammer stories of which our smol pixie sits atop the pile. The current mania for lived experience has enabled all this. The mic being passed to ordinary people to be able to tell their stories outside of legacy media is ofc a good thing but its led to a decline in good journalism with robust fact checking. Not everyone is a credible witness to their own lives.
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i'm pretty sure the SEO chaos happened at around 2am on a weekday night as wellPlease, please let that happen. Carole Malone being AWAY brought my favourite thread ever*. It starts off pretty normal, then we get some forensic Jack Covid timelines, then it gets a bit grim, but then it descends into some kind of SEO chaos.
The whole thread was around 24 hours, in that weird week between Christmas and New Year.
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
Sorry to just jump in, I definitely missed it but who is Kirsty Strickland and what’s her relation to all this? Shes a queen who first came to our attention here, on “Krish mate“ day! https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/post-2698304tattle.life
*yes even more favourite than thread 31. More lols and less Jack.
ETA. SO much happened in that thread, but somehow we found the time to explain Jimmy Nail to all our Fraus outide of the uk!
It would be wrong to invent a story, even if it was a credible one that did appear to offer useful evidence to a particular cause but why do narcs have to elevenerife everything? It's never. 'her is my experience and here is what helped', it's always 'and then my legs fell off and a derailed train drove over my head'.I think it's also to do with the rise of confessional 'journalism' and writing, I think women in particular have been urged to mine their trauma for clicks for years now. It's a perfect vehicle for narcs.
I was re reading that thread last night and nearly had an aneurysm laughing at @ReginaPhalangee 's response to the first SEO post that was just "wut?"i'm pretty sure the SEO chaos happened at around 2am on a weekday night as well
I always found it odd that all of the grandparents were infirm enough that they had to take to their bed. Most of the old people i know/ have known nornally have an armchair in the corner.May I softly, gently return to this tweet:
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1. who is going to laugh at this non hilarious quip: the cat? The dog? Will they be lolling about as if someone had sprayed gold paint on a triffle?
2.Why are you making jokes when your child is fragile and snuffling? And everything that exists in your world is between the snuffles (also, wut?)
They nicked the idea off me and didn’t credit me100% Grandpa Joe was the ultimate scammer tbh, guy literally lied about being disabled
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I really want this book! It’s released after Christmas sadly but his Instagram is drool worthy!Christmas tips
Air fryers are Fucking awesome for meat, roast vegetables of all kinds: potato's, parsnips even roast carrots.
petitpois are awesome and everybody loves them.
loads of stuff including pigs in blankets, roasties, yorkshire puddings can be cooked in advance and reheated.
Gravy can be done beforehand.
in fact 90% of shit can be done even days before the big day to save you time.
nobody really likes wet stuffing, bake the fuck out of it and crisp it up.
I'll take my book deal now thanks.
#ChactFeckerXmasTips
I never thought her agent dropped her. I think they put a different email in the bio to try to keep all of Jack’s stuff in one place that maybe she + agent has access to and to stop her agent getting constant emails from trolls/flying monkeys/casual observers. The poor woman’s email inbox was probably dominated by Jack at the height of the kick off, removing her email and her name from Jack’s bio makes sense.Did anyone see this last week, from Jack’s agent? I never seen it on here so apols if posted already.
Interesting that Jack no longer mentions her agent in the bio but she’s clearly still there.
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The same value she brings to all her Jackolytes - they help out a Poor Little Match Girl, and the payoff is that they get to pat themselves on the back over and over and over. Middle-class smugness - more addictive than heroin.I keep thinking about her agent. At ehat point foes the hassle & reputational damage outweigh the 15% or whatever thst they make off her? I genuinely can't see what value Jack Monroe brings to that relationship
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