That thread was glorious. Was Jack lying* about Covid or was she going round coughing her 'rona germs on vulnerable people because she wanted a fish supper?
*Yes, Jack is always lying.
That thread was glorious. Was Jack lying* about Covid or was she going round coughing her 'rona germs on vulnerable people because she wanted a fish supper?Please, please let that happen. Carole Malone being AWAY brought my favourite thread ever*. It starts off pretty normal, then we get some forensic Jack Covid timelines, then it gets a bit grim, but then it descends into some kind of SEO chaos.
The whole thread was around 24 hours, in that weird week between Christmas and New Year.
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
Sorry to just jump in, I definitely missed it but who is Kirsty Strickland and what’s her relation to all this? Shes a queen who first came to our attention here, on “Krish mate“ day! https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/post-2698304tattle.life
*yes even more favourite than thread 31. More lols and less Jack.
ETA. SO much happened in that thread, but somehow we found the time to explain Jimmy Nail to all our Fraus outide of the uk!
I'm looking forward to this much more than the next installment of "Harry and Meghan's [Whine-Fest] Documentary".View attachment 1794572
Just a reminder that our new tea-time classic serial, GRIFT AND GRIFTABILITY, continues this Sunday with episode 3 of the much-loved drama.
Mr Elton has persuaded Emma Woodhouse to paint a portrait of Highbury's newest and most mysterious resident, Miss Monroe.
But will she be too much for Emma's skills to capture on canvas?
That's GRIFT AND GRIFTABILITY, Sunday tea-time.
Very much looking forward to your bathroom-tile-echo performance of a Tom Waits song!I got a keyboard. I can't sing or read music. I should do well then, that is all.
I missed this entirely. This to me reads like a passive-aggressive "We told you to stay off Twitter, and we're watching you. So don't think you can pull a fast one on us and get into online fights without us noticing. We're going to talk about your Tweeting when we meet today."Did anyone see this last week, from Jack’s agent? I never seen it on here so apols if posted already.
Interesting that Jack no longer mentions her agent in the bio but she’s clearly still there.
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6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipeJack, sinä olet vittu, that looks nothing like maksalaatikko and you serve it with lingonberry you total TWAT.
Sinä olet koko kusipää.
My ancestors are actually offended.
Southend super spreaderThat thread was glorious. Was Jack lying* about Covid or was she going round coughing her 'rona germs on vulnerable people because she wanted a fish supper?
*Yes, Jack is always lying.
Gregg’s are miles better dearheartIf I had a Twitter account I might consider tagging her in a series of angry tweets about the lack of vegan mince pies in Aldi this year.
LIVER AND SULTANA CASSEROLE??Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
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BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…cookingonabootstrap.com
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
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Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …web.archive.org
I don’t care as long as she leaves the cheese alone.@kachoochoo was gifted a case of Yakult from Slopbot
I reckon Jack will be at the parents, or will be busy being held in the supportive arms of many wonderful friends, or some shite.
Depends on the category! If that’s overall cooking books it’s actually pretty goodI had a look at Amazon.
THAT Man is currently number one best seller.
Jack is currently 181 based on pre orders I assume.
THAT man is top of the ‘most wished for’ also
any publishing fraus know what you would be selling to be 181?
I’ve started to wonder if that was regarding her SILs diagnosis rather than about her, but then the stupid twit was bleating about having a “dark mass” on a scan investigated in her shoulder when the only “dark mass” you would EVER get on any sort of scan is a full bladderI thought the nature of an oncologist job was to be friendly. I mean they are giving people the worst news of their lives, seeing them through tremdous pain and hardships. I mean forgive me, but i would say empathy would be almost important as their qualifications.
Not everyone is a snarky little twat to their clients petal!
The only time i could see one being pissed off if is someone is sadfishing for attention etc.
Ahh, i enjoyed reading the comments. People having been telling her the food looks like grey slop for a decade.I think a lot of recipes have been deleted from her blog, but most are on Archive.
And here’s some vintage Jack I found along the way. Finnish Christmas dinner with weird little fish as an alternative to prawn cocktail. But then, I should cut her some slack since she was also a sex worker/sleeping rough at this time.
Jack Monroe's budget Christmas | Food | The Guardian
<p><strong>Jack Monroe:</strong> A fish starter followed by baked ham and a tasty casserole, with fruit tarts for pudding. This Finnish-inspired menu is easy to prepare, costs under £2.50 per person and is delicious</p>amp.theguardian.com
I don’t know how accurate this tool is, but it gives you estimated sales based on rank. Her bestsellers rank is 12,979 overall in books.
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It would be concerning if your bladder had migrated to your shoulder, maybe that’s why it’s so ouchie. I think I have sleep deprivation hysteria, send night nanny-os.I don’t care as long as she leaves the cheese alone.
Depends on the category! If that’s overall cooking books it’s actually pretty good
I’ve started to wonder if that was regarding her SILs diagnosis rather than about her, but then the stupid twit was bleating about having a “dark mass” on a scan investigated in her shoulder when the only “dark mass” you would EVER get on any sort of scan is a full bladderso WHO FKN KNOWS
Aside from the fact that it sounds and looks gopping, how on earth does that feed six people????LIVER AND SULTANA CASSEROLE??
I had to find this for myself and she was not joking - it actually exists. Anyone in need of a seasonal emetic, here you go: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/201...le-christmas-liver-and-sultana-casserole-30p/
We airfried our turkey during covid . Was amazing and took like 2 hours.Christmas tips
Air fryers are Fucking awesome for meat, roast vegetables of all kinds: potato's, parsnips even roast carrots.
petitpois are awesome and everybody loves them.
loads of stuff including pigs in blankets, roasties, yorkshire puddings can be cooked in advance and reheated.
Gravy can be done beforehand.
in fact 90% of shit can be done even days before the big day to save you time.
nobody really likes wet stuffing, bake the fuck out of it and crisp it up.
I'll take my book deal now thanks.
#ChactFeckerXmasTips
I do understand changing things to suit your families and new traditions - one Finnish tradition is to have a rice porridge on Christmas Eve and my dad is Scottish so that changed to having oat porridge with sugar, cinnamon with an almond hidden in; a cool fusion of both sides of my family!Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
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BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…cookingonabootstrap.com
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …web.archive.org
Yeah, come on Jack the ONS and all those economists and statisticians are rubbish.It shrivels my peelings that, in the description of Grifty Kitchen on Amazon, it still says that she's working on the Voracious Bum Infection.
The Finnish recipes look shite but I will say at least she tried something a bit different than her usual christmas tips she always gives (get a chicken instead of a turkey and use bollock sausages instead of pigs in blankets). I suppose at least she actually put the work in and attempted some recipes at this point. If she was asked to do the same now, she’d probably just gold spray a peach and chickpea curry and call it a day.Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
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BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…cookingonabootstrap.com
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …web.archive.org
This is the most baffling sentence in all Jacklore:6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …web.archive.org
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