Jack Monroe #434 The price of jam: Will it be £40 by the end of the year?

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I have just come to bed after clearing my room earlier to find a book on animals( not mine) and an iron man toy( also not mine) on my side of the bed. Pfft!
 
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I have just come to bed after clearing my room earlier to find a book on animals( not mine) and an iron man toy( also not mine) on my side of the bed. Pfft!
That’s it, write a chore list!
-remove iron man toys from mama’s bed
-carefully remove books (about animals or any book) from mamas bed.
 
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Y'all Coops has been located!

Hotpawed it out of the Thorpe Bay ghetto, entered witness protection and now answers to the name Josh. Sensitive information but s'ok Jack doesn't read here 😂. Josh is now happily ensconced in a detached, not RENTED Diva.pdf Award Worthy couple, living his bestest life. He likes catching the 🌞 rays on the 4-car driveway, the brambly mice are a distant memory and there's a spite magnolia to the left of the orangery 😻.

Single Drunk Female worth a watch and why I'm still chowing down on a copy of Thrifty 😝. Must. Grunk. Faster.
 

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Happy Rosh Hashanah Jewish New Year

not you, frum shietel Jack

🥕 is a shiksa pass it on
I’ve just spent a SEVERELY long amount of time (2 minutes) googling this, and I think it was Rosh Hashanah on this date last year. This year it was in September. I’m going to ask Jack to ask her lawyer though.
 
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Happy Rosh Hashanah to all. Thanks for explaining why we got hats for me. You are all a lovely canal.
 
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I’ve just spent a SEVERELY long amount of time (2 minutes) googling this, and I think it was Rosh Hashanah on this date last year. This year it was in September. I’m going to ask Jack to ask her lawyer though.
Oh it’s Hanukkah. I need the holiday armadillo
 
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Apparently it’s National French Toast Day today. It’s probably for that.
 
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I'm taking this hat as a sign from Jack's lawyer that way may speak freely, like every day is shabbat. He SHAN'T sue.
 
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Apologies for pointless post but I want to see what my hat looks like.
Eta
Well that was a let down. It’s levitating.
 
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The mystery yarmulkes have deceased me. it must be a secret pro bono message to the canal.

ETA it’s the Ethiopian Jewish holiday of Sigd on Tuesday apparently.
 
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I'm posting to see my hat (yarmulke?) and point out the Twitter record is broken and gaining new ground by the minute!

Problem with having antenna, hats rarely fit. Tried Google and Instagram for Jewish holiday info and failed to find the answer. My IT skills have left me. Send new jobs.....
 
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