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I’m in that gloss dross place doing gods work, but this one jumped out. How much % of the most lesbian lesbian in lesbianville was jaxk in March 2017?
One hun wrote this about her OH ()

And Jack replied in the comments…

 
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I have never known anyone to find themselves so worthy of photographing. Who is she doing this for? It's a public page. Nobody cares you fucking lunatic
Plus heavily HEAVILY filter face to look gaunt and ill
Tango Whiskey Alfa Tango
 
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I will never, EVER get over this recipe being years in the planning stage.
 
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It's like a particular discomfiting episode of Supernatural
 
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Guessing this one didn’t make it into Grifty Kitchen

Jacks response…
 
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I’m over here, accepting I will NEVER know how to type my own funny captions on a Drake meme and then there’s you lot over there doing THIS.
 
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Like her whirlwind happy ever after with rich famous Ol’ Leggy. Oh, wait…
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(Thanks to @Orphan_Black who immortalized this at Titmas)
Edit: in red, Leggy’s as rank as Jack.
I hadn't realised that the deposit she lost on the flat when she met Leggy was a buying deposit. I thought she'd paid like £1k deposit to rent and always wondered why she made such a fuss about it
How much was a flat deposit in those days? It's so extreme to give up £20k (a guess, your honour) on a relationship only a week old

eta this is me interpreting that the deposit was to buy a house, happy to be corrected if wrong!
 
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That jumper looks like a Joules jumper. Can’t find it online now, only the most recent version but normally around £50
 
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So if that was 6th March 2017, her court case opinion was handed down on 10th March, she met LJC the day after on 11th (after staying up all night drinking) and then those two got together. She was also hobbling on a stick and DREADFULLY infirm at the time.

Worried sick about that horrifically stressful court case/opinion too, wasn’t she?
 
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@Dogmuck Ive joined too for a laugh and I can’t get over the attention whore that is Jack Monroe.

Here she is worried she’s going to get kicked out of the group for hogging the limelight.
Then a comment underneath that the daft cow is taking pregnancy vitamins and obviously loves the fact her Mum asks if she’s pregnant. I imagine this is EXACTLY how she behaves if she really attends AA.



 
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It makes even less sense when surely you only put down the deposit at the point of exchange when buying, so she would have been at the point of completion and instead she gave that up after a one night stand? That is bonkers. Unless someone can shed some more light on it for me.
 
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That jumper looks like a Joules jumper. Can’t find it online now, only the most recent version but normally around £50
I thought similar, I have a joules striped jumper with a bee on it but the collar is black. This could be a M&S or Next dupe, there were loads about (though she does like joules. I have the same yellow raincoat as her )

Bet she has a pair of hunter wellies in every colour and a Waitrose bag for life the big middle class fraud
 
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How much % of the most lesbian lesbian in lesbianville was jaxk in March 2017?
Is anyone familiar with Erika Moen? For the uninitiated she is a cartoonist best known for an "educational" sex website called Oh Joy Sex Toy (OJST) and an autobiographical webcomic she previously drew. She's been married to a man for over ten years but still insists she's a lesbian, just making an "exception" for him. Then cashes in all her points for being "kinky and queer" etc. Even bragging about taking her husband to Pride to ogle women! That's who Jack reminds me of
 
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