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This aged well. What a chaos and a half. I was only behind by a few hours and yet my comment is already yesterday’s chip papers.But if they cancel it… they have to give REFUNDS!
I’m in that gloss dross place doing gods work, but this one jumped out. How much % of the most lesbian lesbian in lesbianville was jaxk in March 2017?
One hun wrote this about her OH (
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And Jack replied in the comments…
One hun wrote this about her OH (
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And Jack replied in the comments…
Plus heavily HEAVILY filter face to look gaunt and ill
Tango Whiskey Alfa Tango
I will never, EVER get over this recipe being years in the planning stage.
It's like a particular discomfiting episode of Supernatural
Guessing this one didn’t make it into Grifty Kitchen
Jacks response…
Jacks response…
I’m over here, accepting I will NEVER know how to type my own funny captions on a Drake meme and then there’s you lot over there doing THIS.
I want to give this ALL the reactions! Amazing!
I hadn't realised that the deposit she lost on the flat when she met Leggy was a buying deposit. I thought she'd paid like £1k deposit to rent and always wondered why she made such a fuss about itLike her whirlwind happy ever after with rich famous Ol’ Leggy. Oh, wait…
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(Thanks to @Orphan_Black who immortalized this at Titmas)
Edit: in red, Leggy’s as rank as
Jack.
How much was a flat deposit in those days? It's so extreme to give up £20k (a guess, your honour) on a relationship only a week old
eta this is me interpreting that the deposit was to buy a house, happy to be corrected if wrong!
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That jumper looks like a Joules jumper. Can’t find it online now, only the most recent version but normally around £50🫣 I just signed up for that Mrs Gloss pot to nosey at our Jackoit’s a bloody gold mine, you can actually filter for her - first hit
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So if that was 6th March 2017, her court case opinion was handed down on 10th March, she met LJC the day after on 11th (after staying up all night drinking) and then those two got together. She was also hobbling on a stick and DREADFULLY infirm at the time.I’m in that gloss dross place doing gods work, but this one jumped out. How much % of the most lesbian lesbian in lesbianville was jaxk in March 2017?
One hun wrote this about her OH (
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And Jack replied in the comments…
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Worried sick about that horrifically stressful court case/opinion too, wasn’t she?
I was going to ask because it seems really familiar and triangulatable
@Dogmuck Ive joined too for a laugh and I can’t get over the attention bleep that is Jack Monroe.
Here she is worried she’s going to get kicked out of the group for hogging the limelight.
Then a comment underneath that the daft cow is taking pregnancy vitamins and obviously loves the fact her Mum asks if she’s pregnant. I imagine this is EXACTLY how she behaves if she really attends AA.
Here she is worried she’s going to get kicked out of the group for hogging the limelight.
Then a comment underneath that the daft cow is taking pregnancy vitamins and obviously loves the fact her Mum asks if she’s pregnant. I imagine this is EXACTLY how she behaves if she really attends AA.
I think it might be boden as the little set of coloured stripes at the end of the sleeve is typical of them
It makes even less sense when surely you only put down the deposit at the point of exchange when buying, so she would have been at the point of completion and instead she gave that up after a one night stand? That is bonkers. Unless someone can shed some more light on it for me.
I thought similar, I have a joules striped jumper with a bee on it but the collar is black. This could be a M&S or Next dupe, there were loads about (though she does like joules. I have the same yellow raincoat as her
) Bet she has a pair of hunter wellies in every colour and a Waitrose bag for life the big middle class fraud
I collated most of the most cringey Gloss and Goss posts In screenshots
2016: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...not-storming-the-bastille.33176/post-11537373
2017 and 2018: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...not-storming-the-bastille.33176/post-11539730
I’m a member but muted it and had forgotten how incredibly annoying she was. You might want to go to the loo before you open the spoilers
2016: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...not-storming-the-bastille.33176/post-11537373
2017 and 2018: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...not-storming-the-bastille.33176/post-11539730
I’m a member but muted it and had forgotten how incredibly annoying she was. You might want to go to the loo before you open the spoilers
Is anyone familiar with Erika Moen? For the uninitiated she is a cartoonist best known for an "educational" sex website called Oh Joy Sex Toy (OJST) and an autobiographical webcomic she previously drew. She's been married to a man for over ten years but still insists she's a lesbian, just making an "exception" for him. Then cashes in all her points for being "kinky and queer" etc. Even bragging about taking her husband to Pride to ogle women! That's who Jack reminds me of
Maybe you thought of this one but it’s not quite the same
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