Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

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Actually you can tap in at Upminster - train and or tube to central London around and back out for £7.50. Bargain. That's a better tip than Jack has ever given. We often drive to Upminster from Southend, park on someones drive for a day for about £6 (justpark) then head into London. A lot cheaper than parking at a local station and getting the train. edit just to add - I know Jack would have to get a lift up there because Old Harold LEFT so it would make more sense for her to get a travelcard from her local station which I admit is probably about £28 these days.
 
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Okay, my dog hates me now so you can all join him

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Sorry I started trying to put them in order but gave up. And I didn’t get every single day of the advent calendar
 
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What also grates my mushrooms is the 'my ex hated this piece of clothing, now I feel like mysefl again'. It implies she was being forced to adopt her clothes to a certain style, without actually making the accusation. (Classic R of the VO in DARVO though, reversing the pattern of her as an abuser and her exes being subjected to it).
So her ex liked her in peaky blinder caps and vests, now she is free to live her bottoxed, boilersuited truth.
 
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I subscribe to someone's substack, and they offer two levels, a free subscription and a paid one (discounted if you pay upfront for the year) and do two emails a week. One for everyone, free and paid, and a second one for those who pay.

I'm sure Jack could have offered something like that, maybe with the free email going onto her website a fortnight later (content already written, so no extra work), and different tiers of electronic rewards for the paying subscribers (an extra email for everyone, then the next tier gets high quality photos suitable for printing, the next tier gets a birthday card in the post, or whatever). The huge and unwieldy list of physical rewards she should be providing every month must be exhausting and frankly terrifying.
Can I just say that I don't subscribe to anyone on patreon or anywhere else. I've never had any subscription boxes. I have only had magazine subscriptions if a gift. Why? Because I am a well known tight arse. Plus I am wary of this kind of carry on..... want my money? Earn it...
 
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She’s losing it. That tweet said she sent them and she replied confirming she sent them.
Or are you quite deliberately missing the point there Jack that you sure as tit didn’t give them away or lose out financially-in fact, surely you made money from that endeavou?
She'll regret answering it.

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Did we ever hear any more on The Burger King or are we to assume he was a snowflake of her imagination?
I believe in the Burger King. She is pathetic enough to take to the internet to inform everyone that a real live human wanted to pump her. I do not believe the six hours of hot wild post burger sex Jackie is trying to sell us. Instead I think some squalid episode involving a creep in the night has taken place and Jacks being so very lonely was grateful for a quick hump 'n' dump to give her a little brag on the internet. Top tip Jack, some men are disgusting and would literally shag a hole in the ground, it's no great compliment to attract one of those ones. Maybe you and Therapy Hoop could do a lovely chat about about self respect and see if that does anything for you.
 
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You deserve a medal.

Same tit, different year isn’t it? Still whining, still having it harder than anyone. God Jack put a film on.
 
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This is two separate things. i think the squig is talking about Jack selling her books then claiming she donated them and The kickstarter. I wish the squig had been clearer because which books is Jack actually saying she sent? The donated books ( which she claimed she donated, not the people who bought them) or the Kickstarter books. A quick look at the comment on her kickstarter will show there were a massive Amount of people complaining they never received their books.
Other wiser Fraus will have the link to the kickstarter.


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Can I just say that I don't subscribe to anyone on patreon or anywhere else. I've never had any subscription boxes. I have only had magazine subscriptions if a gift. Why? Because I am a well known tight arse. Plus I am wary of this kind of carry on..... want my money? Earn it...
I do get something in exchange for both of my subscriptions. If I hadn't, I wouldn't have paid. At the moment, I can afford them. If that changes, I'll reconsider both.

I hadn't been chucking JM £24 a month for two years and not getting the promised rewards.
 
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