Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

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I can't get my head around most things she does anyway - but the inflicting of her books on foodbanks while she got paid the full retail price, and described this as 'sponsoring' - make it make sense.


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Awww the hair growing was going so well. Who could have predicted this?! An undercut too, those are so infamously easy to grow out. Can't wait to see her claim she did it herself because it's just not possible to undercut the back of ones own head, especially with an ouchy shoulder and bones that are ground to dust 😣. Another day, another truckload of shite!
 
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This is a bleeping amazing point - and I feel I need to apologise for my earlier post citing my own ADHD experience because I can totally see how it must dismiss the fact there are many, many other people who suffer from ND who cannot do certain tasks/activities. It genuinely wasn’t my intention but moving forwards I will absolutely be more mindful of how I conceptualise and discuss mental health, thank you ❤
This is one of the reasons why I love this thread. You both come across as lovely people, points of view have been made, the rest of us not as experienced fraus have learnt stuff, and no one needed to send any monkeys anywhere.
 
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Oh brava 👏👏👏. Just glorious! She's no friend to a blending brush around the eyes is she 🤭? And you can clearly see she's had lip filler in the later pics.
 
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duck me, she spent enough time twatting about with makeup, you’d think she could have done herself a better shimmery silver metallic ‘black eye’
 
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Who the duck has ever told her she looks like Eva Green!?!?
 
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Yeah, she's working 🙄.
How can her fans not see that JM tweets all day and calls it work?
But she does sooo much for people.
She has told us Dublin is nearer than London, and that she likes boiler suits.
I can't ~actually~ spot anything useful - no recipes, no raising other creators profiles (which she loves doing), no signposting to resources or anything like that - but helping poors takes all sorts of forms I guess.
 
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I’m back in hospital after 2 weeks of in and out and god knows what other fuckery. They’ve now told me I could have a blood clot and I’m proper freaking out. Literally the only thing that is keeping me from worrying so much I spontaneously combust (ADHD means I find it v hard to ‘rationalise’ anxiety) is reading these threads, none more so than now. It’s nothing to do with taking pleasure in Jacks chaos, it’s because of the wonderful, funny, kind words of you ninnies. I’m so glad I came back here after my extended hiatus, and maybe a little glad that I came back RIGHT at the AM/patreon/mega chaos JM 😂
Really hoping you are ok @missbct If it is a clot then it's very treatable. Take it easy and let the treatment do its work. I hope we can continue to distract you and fingers crossed Jack will release the haircut photo soon to set the whole nonsense off again!
 
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Amazing work (you, not her obvs) Thank you!
 
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