Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[Yer_wha?!]

Spoiler: On topic but will probably annoy mods

I’ve noticed that Molly and some of the regular squigs have been sending money to and promoting the woman who published the DMs with Jack and has posted a GoFundMe with the horrifying picture of her (alleged) husband’s gammy leg. I haven’t read her page but surely this is just the same tit but on a different scale? Write with great emotion about a crappy situation and watch the pounds roll in. Kudos to the people giving sensible advice and signposting services to this lady but how on earth does giving money to this unvetted, total stranger on the internet differ from how Jack started out?

A while back Molly also posted a fundraiser for some follower to bring a bleeping stray cat back from abroad and I raised my eyebrows tbh because this is a person who already talks about her precarious financial situation/has an Amazon wishlist etc so why get a frigging cat? I wrote it off as a cat lover (Molly) being soft but now it’s happened twice - what is the point of writing about grifting and then amplifying lower level grift?! Giving on an individual basis does NOTHING. Find a charity or org which directly addresses these problems on a structural basis or you’re as bad as all the centrist twats funding Russ Jones and Supertanskii and Jack.

There’s a Russian doll effect with these internet beggars. There’s always someone waiting to take the place. I don’t know if any of you remember that “Hope Shiloh” who’s the one who coined in £5k from her “I can’t make my £20 budget stretch” tweet then deactivated, but there was some woman in the replies who’s also a prolific internet beggar saying “I only ask for it when I really need it”, and people replying sympathetically. Er, how about duck off, because you’re exactly the same?

Honestly, I’m fuming that Molly is either thick enough, or a grifter-in-waiting herself, to be using all of the material Tattle has spent years archiving to then perpetuate this fucked up dynamic of “boo hoo give me some money and duck anyone who doesn’t have the same grasp of emotive English or access to the internet to groom a sympathetic following all day because I matter more”.

duck it all. Fury.

Couldn't agree with you more, I'm glad you have said this!

 

[colouredlines]

Spoiler: On topic but will probably annoy mods

I’ve noticed that Molly and some of the regular squigs have been sending money to and promoting the woman who published the DMs with Jack and has posted a GoFundMe with the horrifying picture of her (alleged) husband’s gammy leg. I haven’t read her page but surely this is just the same tit but on a different scale? Write with great emotion about a crappy situation and watch the pounds roll in. Kudos to the people giving sensible advice and signposting services to this lady but how on earth does giving money to this unvetted, total stranger on the internet differ from how Jack started out?

A while back Molly also posted a fundraiser for some follower to bring a bleeping stray cat back from abroad and I raised my eyebrows tbh because this is a person who already talks about her precarious financial situation/has an Amazon wishlist etc so why get a frigging cat? I wrote it off as a cat lover (Molly) being soft but now it’s happened twice - what is the point of writing about grifting and then amplifying lower level grift?! Giving on an individual basis does NOTHING. Find a charity or org which directly addresses these problems on a structural basis or you’re as bad as all the centrist twats funding Russ Jones and Supertanskii and Jack.

There’s a Russian doll effect with these internet beggars. There’s always someone waiting to take the place. I don’t know if any of you remember that “Hope Shiloh” who’s the one who coined in £5k from her “I can’t make my £20 budget stretch” tweet then deactivated, but there was some woman in the replies who’s also a prolific internet beggar saying “I only ask for it when I really need it”, and people replying sympathetically. Er, how about duck off, because you’re exactly the same?

Honestly, I’m fuming that Molly is either thick enough, or a grifter-in-waiting herself, to be using all of the material Tattle has spent years archiving to then perpetuate this fucked up dynamic of “boo hoo give me some money and duck anyone who doesn’t have the same grasp of emotive English or access to the internet to groom a sympathetic following all day because I matter more”.

duck it all. Fury.

I agree with every word of this.

I would also add that I had a look at the latest posts on Molly's blog (I don't usually bother, no need to see someone rewording stuff that we wrote ) and duck me, whenever she's dealing with periods that don't have a Tattle wiki timeline nicely laid out, her research skills are abysmal. Like, if she is planning to brand herself as some heroic caller-outer, she needs to learn how to do basic fact-checking.

There's something very interesting in the tribalism of social media: out-group beggar is bad, in-group beggar is good. Out-group person exaggerating their foreign heritage is bad, in-group person lying about being Romanian for literally no reason is yaaaas queen.

 

[overdueanadventure]

I’ve watched Ancient Apocalypse. I’m living a life beyond my wildest dreams.



(Netflix really are scraping the barrel with this guy)

I only saw "did you know that you were picking a fight with academia" and went Lol no.

 

[zetta buttons]

I only saw "did you know that you were picking a fight with academia" and went Lol no.

It’s making me realise why squigs exist.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I’ve watched Ancient Apocalypse. I’m living a life beyond my wildest dreams.



(Netflix really are scraping the barrel with this guy)

I read a lot of his books back in the day in my ‘conspiratorial history’days.

 

[Mrsoverall]

Well I hope you’re all happy with yourselves. We’ve been reprimanded from the mods and even with 648 clues, I still can’t find Caroline or her hands. I’ll move on now.

Babe same

 

[Deeznutslol]

Spoiler: On topic but will probably annoy mods

I’ve noticed that Molly and some of the regular squigs have been sending money to and promoting the woman who published the DMs with Jack and has posted a GoFundMe with the horrifying picture of her (alleged) husband’s gammy leg. I haven’t read her page but surely this is just the same tit but on a different scale? Write with great emotion about a crappy situation and watch the pounds roll in. Kudos to the people giving sensible advice and signposting services to this lady but how on earth does giving money to this unvetted, total stranger on the internet differ from how Jack started out?

A while back Molly also posted a fundraiser for some follower to bring a bleeping stray cat back from abroad and I raised my eyebrows tbh because this is a person who already talks about her precarious financial situation/has an Amazon wishlist etc so why get a frigging cat? I wrote it off as a cat lover (Molly) being soft but now it’s happened twice - what is the point of writing about grifting and then amplifying lower level grift?! Giving on an individual basis does NOTHING. Find a charity or org which directly addresses these problems on a structural basis or you’re as bad as all the centrist twats funding Russ Jones and Supertanskii and Jack.

There’s a Russian doll effect with these internet beggars. There’s always someone waiting to take the place. I don’t know if any of you remember that “Hope Shiloh” who’s the one who coined in £5k from her “I can’t make my £20 budget stretch” tweet then deactivated, but there was some woman in the replies who’s also a prolific internet beggar saying “I only ask for it when I really need it”, and people replying sympathetically. Er, how about duck off, because you’re exactly the same?

Honestly, I’m fuming that Molly is either thick enough, or a grifter-in-waiting herself, to be using all of the material Tattle has spent years archiving to then perpetuate this fucked up dynamic of “boo hoo give me some money and duck anyone who doesn’t have the same grasp of emotive English or access to the internet to groom a sympathetic following all day because I matter more”.

duck it all. Fury.

Agreed, I just skimmed her latest blog post and it just seems to me like she’s actually trying to associate herself with Jack to stay relevant at this point ngl.

 

[NellieBoo]

He is the “other half” who she breadcrumbed about from Jan-May (?) this year who she scrupulously avoiding giving a gendered pronoun to because god forbid she should lose one of her oppression points, but turned out to be a handsome, wealthy, middle-aged man who worked in finance. She bragged about “their” (his) giant car and how “deliciously ordinary” he was. He then ditched her very suddenly. According to our sources when he found out what a mega-crank and pathological liar she is.

Excuse you. Harold is a Man Mountain with a Man Mountain sized vehicle. Jack told everyone when she was rowing on twitter.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Kitchen simp

Twitter gif (g i m p not gif, tattle!)

 

[That Forensic Man]

I’ve had a tattle-break for a few days and missed the chaos! Now I’m trying to work out whether it would be a good investment of my time to go back and read the missed threads, or just wait for the next chaos (probably in 2 weeks or so)…. Advice?

*banging on table*

grunk grunk grunk grunk GRUNK GRUNK

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Every bleeping Time you think her turn of phrase can't get more vomit-inducing it only goes and does.
Bit like the slop, innit.

Funnily enough, I had that thought not five minutes ago

Spoiler

Also, GRIM. WARNED.

Spoiler: Cock Drawer Origin Story and other shite

Did anyone, ever claim this tho?!

AND

Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender

www.standard.co.uk

Lol how times have changed since Nov 2015 tho

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Twitter gif (g i m p not gif, tattle!)

Haha I tried to post that word, tried editing twice then just gave up and deleted

 

[NellieBoo]

Funnily enough, I had that thought not five minutes ago

Spoiler

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Also, GRIM. WARNED.

Spoiler: Cock Drawer Origin Story and other shite

Did anyone, ever claim this tho?!View attachment 1749938

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Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender

www.standard.co.uk

Lol how times have changed since Nov 2015 tho
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Didn't she say something about not being very 'maternal' and one child is enough in her interview where there was a DO NOT ENTER line on the floor?

 

[Hold my beans]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

 

[MancBee]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

Nice white walled kitchen there.

On top of everything else I've now got covid. Feel dreadful. That's why I've not written up my Peach Drizzle Brick effort.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

The Micheal Fabricant Jack

 

[Smol Pixel]

Funnily enough, I had that thought not five minutes ago

Spoiler

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Also, GRIM. WARNED.

Spoiler: Cock Drawer Origin Story and other shite

Did anyone, ever claim this tho?!View attachment 1749938

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AND
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Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender

www.standard.co.uk

Lol how times have changed since Nov 2015 tho
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The physical changes from taking testosterone (eg voice changing) are irreversible. I know I’m preaching to the choir but LJC she’s such a lying liar.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Mind you, Upstairs Neighbour Jack would be worse yet - can you imagine her a few centimetres above your ceiling, clattering around at 4am in her docs, jumping on and off bits of furniture, and co(o)king up a storm in the kitchen? Send earplugos.

I got images of having a vent in your flat linked to next door and the fragrant aroma of eggs, fish being softly gently cooked to mush wafting through it into your flat. You would forever have the drain man out thinking they had gone bad!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

There’s a row on Twitter that started with Jack replying on Saturday morning, about earrings, which has now turned into what looks like a seven-way multiple argument, still going now, and Tiffany & Co are STILL tagged in!

I kind of hope she reactivates again soon.

 

[overdueanadventure]

Nice
Nice white walled kitchen there.

Big tester pot.