Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[jenny2603]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

There was a girl at my school who had hair like that, everyone called her "helmet heid". With that in my mind I propose we refer to this Jack as helmet heid Jack or just helmet for short.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

Big whatsername from Big Bang Theory vibes

 

[Smol Pixel]

Nice
Nice white walled kitchen there.

IT WAS ONE TESTER POT DO YOU WANT HER TO STOP BREATHING?

 

[Lazarus]

Sorry if I've missed it but which Jack is this 'do'?

Stamford Hill Jack

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Nice
Nice white walled kitchen there.

On top of everything else I've now got covid. Feel dreadful. That's why I've not written up my Peach Drizzle Brick effort.

I hope you feel better soon, dearest heart. Peach Drizzle Bricks may be contraindicated at this time.

 

[Hold my beans]

The Micheal Fabricant Jack

Of course! Thank(space)you

 

[FrumpyCat]

Two Frauen (one of whom I think may have deactivated? Can’t find her. Jay Cloth Cow) and @Daisy191919 are friends of friends of him. He’s apparently extremely offline. Even the combined investigatory power of the Sad Little Hausfraus (TM) has not been sufficient to him yet.

Harold, if you’re reading… *Homer Simpson patting couch gif*

We named him Harold, or Old Harold (OH)after the meme.

My theory is his leaving was because of the Pringle lids. There is only so much pain a man can take.

 

[TillyMiffin]

He is the “other half” who she breadcrumbed about from Jan-May (?) this year who she scrupulously avoiding giving a gendered pronoun to because god forbid she should lose one of her oppression points, but turned out to be a handsome, wealthy, middle-aged man who worked in finance. She bragged about “their” (his) giant car and how “deliciously ordinary” he was. He then ditched her very suddenly. According to our sources when he found out what a mega-crank and pathological liar she is.

Also, she alluded to ‘lost pregnancies’ shortly after the split, which personally I found abhorrent

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

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[Hold my beans]

Big tester pot.

And a big toss pot

 

[Limey]

The physical changes from taking testosterone (eg voice changing) are irreversible. I know I’m preaching to the choir but LJC she’s such a lying liar.

The physical damage that would come from drinking 200 units of alcohol a week would be life changing, but yet our wee scamp is unaffected.

Almost as if...*Jimmy Nail enters, clearing his throat*

 

[Sideboard Bob]

We named him Harold, or Old Harold (OH)after the meme.

My theory is his leaving was because of the Pringle lids. There is so much pain a man can take.

And now she might have moved onto Hide The Paint Harold.

(sorry)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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How can she make me hate such an innocuous group of words?

GIRLFRIEND has never looked so aggressively sinister.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

He told her she needed to see a dr, something many people have been telling her for a while.

 

[NellieBoo]

The physical damage that would come from drinking 200 units of alcohol a week would be life changing, but yet our wee scamp is unaffected.

Almost as if...*Jimmy Nail enters, clearing his throat*

Not just that but she was living her best life TOOT TOOT after a week according to an article in the Guardian. Which is absolute bollocks.

 

[emeraldopal]

Every bleeping Time you think her turn of phrase can't get more vomit-inducing it only goes and does.
Bit like the slop, innit.

Nice white walled kitchen there.

On top of everything else I've now got covid. Feel dreadful. That's why I've not written up my Peach Drizzle Brick effort.

Peach drizzle bricks, I loved that bop of their "Mama do the Hump"

(Get well soon MancBee!)

 

[Hollaaa]

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GRIFTER. bleep.

 

[Limey]

Not just that but she was living her best life TOOT TOOT after a week according to an article in the Guardian. Which is absolute bollocks.

And yet not a single soul at the Guardian went 'hang on a minute, this is clearly bollocks'. Gullible twats.

 

[Jemadah]

IT WAS ONE TESTER POT DO YOU WANT HER TO STOP BREATHING?

All tester pots and full sized tins are interchangeable.

 

[Everytown]

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Is "£29 from Prowler" on the inventory...?