Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

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Shawads

Shawads

Sideboard Bob said:
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The Queen of painting a rosier picture. Oh duck off jack , disingenuous little timeline clearing snipe.
Tbf I sometimes 'clean' my social timeliness when utter cringe posts pop up in my 'memories' , usually naive political rants or trauma based overshares, not actually ever tried a grift though, think id be given shortshrift, shoulda jumped on the early grift bandwagon circa 2011, on really dark days i sometimes wish i'd been born a tory...
Love the anonymity of tattle 🤣
Love how she's softly gently hedging her bets between Turkish barber and paintshop owner
 
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Valiofthedolls

Valiofthedolls

Sideboard Bob said:
In her “white, everywhere“ pictures she’s accidentally included pictures from her camera roll.

It could be a lot worse, but I feel like we shouldn’t have seen these.

Allegra google image search?
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House hunting pics, and a pint?
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Is there a date and price range on the house hunting pics? My ageing (fucked) eyes can’t see.

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OMG Jack! That is such a great BUUUURN!
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Hollaaa

Hollaaa

FrumpyCat said:
let's 're-write it.

Jack is introduced to someone. Learned owns a 'little shop' . Clocks his sartorial preferences, scampers off to get an undercut. After a bit of light cyberstalking, goes to stand outside his shop. 'Oh, he says it's Jack isn't it,? Oh wow, says Jack What a coincidence, I didn't know this was your shop!'

Scene two. After a bit more cyberstalking, Jack arranges to bump into decor-boy. Yes, another coincidence, but how lucky her can give her decorating advice. Jack follows him along discussing by her favourite subject. Decor-boy makes increasingly desperate non committal noises. Reaches his shop, runs inside. Jack leaves thinking Result!

Jack also plays this out on Twitter in case he is reading.
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She's a mastermind.
Put that on TikTok.
 
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Griftymcgriftface

Griftymcgriftface

Yes, because I’m sure Louisa Compton, head of channel 4 news would have lived in a mouldy damp house that was falling apart.
 
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kachoochoo

kachoochoo

imagine being so radgey you forget to crop your screenshots 😬

also, plug your phone in, it's giving me an aneurysm!

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Lucky Escape

Lucky Escape

Acting like she's coked up, being hyper-aggressive, forgetting the details of lies she told only minutes ago, picking fights with strangers on Twitter.

If any of these new friends take a look at their timeline this weekend, they'll be noping the duck out - and all their offers of help will melt away like the snow.

Typical Jack.
 
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