Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

[SweetTransvestite]

Sorry guys, hang on, woah!.....Why tf is there a picture of Pauline Fowlers lounge/diner on the camera roll?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[ForgettyBetty]

IRREGARDLESS

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

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Sorry guys, hang on, woah!.....Why tf is there a picture of Pauline Fowlers lounge/diner on the camera roll?

Well we know Arthur Fowler is an inspiration to her, why not go the whole hog and recreate his house (with the Christmas club/teemill funds)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Oh we are getting all the greatest hits today.

Jack, while you’re cycling through your greatest hits, will you be turning a bit of your hair into a Rambo style headband, popping on saggy undies and getting your fanny out on the furniture again? I think your should. I hear that “little Turkish barbers” and Decorating shop owning men (ALL rich shop owning men, in fact) LOVE that sort of thing. You’ll snag one in no time.

 

[moldwarp]

She said Irregardless! Like George W Bush! And she reckons she’s good with words! Bwa ha ha ha haaaa

 

[Geetbo]

There it is.

 

[sioc]

I see beloved almost forever home (if only she could afford it) is back to grotty hovel

 

[Vanelope]

All your friends are fairly new Jack, cos when they get to know you they scarper.

I know it’s wrong to be bitter but I do feel a tad peeved when I think about the decades it took for me to buy my little flat, how long it was out of my reach, years of renting in genuinely crappy conditions, etc. Don’t get me wrong I’m incredibly grateful to have one now even though it’s expensive, a worry etc. But it irks me that Jack can spend ten years grifting and gaslighting and pleading poverty and then it would seem walks into home ownership and merrily tweets about it, ignoring all the shite she’s pulled along the way.

It do not seem fair.

She’s a miserable bleep though dear heart never forget that

 

[NeoCortex]

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Yes Jack, stop.

 

[Lucky Escape]

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But Jack's the one who has just spent the last couple of hours indulging in "gleeful harassment and abuse", picking fights, and yelling at people on Twitter. Surely she must recognise that it's her behaviour that is bullying here?

 

[BlendedSlop]

"Wrapped in care and casseroles and canned soup"

 

[Everytown]

I've been reading about maladaptive daydreaming (common for adhders). I can go into a complete other world in my head and make up scenarios which I can make feel completely & utterly real. However, I am 100% aware that I am making this tit up for my own enjoyment (& as a very nice coping strategy instead of drinking)

Well, there's a rather staggering self-realisation I wasn't expecting on a quiet Saturday afternoon...

 

[Vanelope]

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Altogether now

SHAN’T

 

[Geetbo]

All this over a scabby roastie.

 

[Hollaaa]

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Sorry guys, hang on, woah!.....Why tf is there a picture of Pauline Fowlers lounge/diner on the camera roll?

Because Arthur's off to the great allotment in the sky and nature abhors a vacuum?

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Out of interest, if Landlady failed to sell or rent her property after Jack leaves and she finds out the reason is the things Jack has said about the 'bungalow' on SM, could she sue her?

 

[colouredlines]

Louisa stopped being her fiancée in April/May 2020.

That's a very long 2-year fixed contract.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

ETA

 

[OrigamiEyes]

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Oh here we go again. OF COURSE. Took her long enough. She's so manipulative, I hate it.