She's dying for someone to say she is buying so she can say "show me where I said I was buying, libel is hella expensive. Don't accuse me of fiscal responsibility"
Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.
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Oh, I can well imagine what that LOVELY long chat entailed.
No way would her son voluntarily read her tweets, maybe it's a veiled reference to his pals. Most boys that age think Twitter, FB etc is middle aged and boring. They prefer Tiktok, gaming chat, WhatsApp, the more I stand modes of communication.
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“quite, quite literally” is quite quite giving me the nause 
PAINSTAKING KLAXON 
She's 100% buying isn't she. I'd love to know just how much landed in her PayPal after HH2. Hope the ruined reputation was worth it hun x
Sorry but she is so bleeping ghastly. You do NOT “call in favours” with friends and family trades!! We’re lucky enough to have family trades and we pay them their day rates because they deserve to be compensated for their work? It’s hard physical work why the duck should anyone be made to do it for free on their time off? Mega Tory
It’s even more galling seeing her recommend her books to kids now we’ve tried some tit loads of her recipes slops and NONE OF THEM WORK. Poor kid 
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I honestly think Life Beyond My Wildest Dreams TOOT TOOT Jack may be my least favourite.
20+ years of renting and I have not even been concerned about the "mood and tones of my everyday living environment" for a single minute. Am I doing it wrong?
Also how has she had this entirely fabricated conversation with a paint shop owner who hasn’t informed the people’s poverty princess who can’t afford to wash her greasy hair that you can get any F&B colour mixed at pretty much any B&Q in the land…
She’ll be out on the beg when she realises how much everything costs
She’ll be out on the beg when she realises how much everything costs
She lies about things that it’s so easy to disprove. Does she not realise that the things she has put on the internet in the past are still there?
Hope it bleeping burns down
Why would you spend so much money on decorating a flat someone might ask you to leave in 12 months or less? It’s so bleeping obvious it’s bought or one of big Dave’s.
Also why so excited to move to a tiny tiny place? Wasn’t it purely so she could save to buy? So why not bleeping SAVE BY NOT DECORATING IT TO tit.
Unless she’s lying.
Also why so excited to move to a tiny tiny place? Wasn’t it purely so she could save to buy? So why not bleeping SAVE BY NOT DECORATING IT TO tit.
Unless she’s lying.
In response to someone saying “paint it tartan”
Yeah, she’s always been tricksy with her words as we well know. But this is blatant.View attachment 1742980
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She's 100% buying isn't she. I'd love to know just how much landed in her PayPal after HH2. Hope the ruined reputation was worth it hun x
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No doubt the nauseating squigs will be happy that their money has purchased her new home. Shameless.
Obviously way too early, but BIB nomination.
Isn't she just sooooooo lucky to have ALL these friends who can do ALL these things? Why doesn't she never @ any of these friends? No mention of names to thank people after they've supposedly helped her move for the 546th time or people she's employed? It's all such nonsense.
I can't get over the fact she's just said she's 'just realised' she'll be able to paint this new flat whatever colours she wants for the first time ever. If you're buying, you know you can decorate. You know full well before you buy it you'll be able to paint it whatever colour you want. You can put a swimming pool in your living room if you want, build a 14 seater table and hang it from the ceiling if you want. How can you 'just realise'? And secondly, what happened to the previous orange and aubergine paint she used for her kitchen and SB's bedroom?
Is she like Drew Barrymore's character in 50 First Dates where she literally forgets things she's said overnight? Its completely baffling. And why do none of her sheep followers question these things?!
I had to create a Tattle account last night because I can't cope with this latest spew of tweets. The table. The barbers. The 'friends'. The colour palettes for the new flat. The fact it'll be the 'best home everrrrr' number 547.
Mustard walls for the kid's bedroom? 
I hope he had a say in this at least.
I hope he had a say in this at least.
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