Absolutely, they all have different skillsets and learning curves! bro and I used a gas hob to cook bacon and scrambled or fried eggs when we were 7 and 9, but many couldn't. My one child has been happily making his own toast since he was 3, the other still struggles with toast (focus, timing) at 23 and will forget about anything on the stove, but also makes amazing pasta bakes etc.
Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.
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Ahahahahah. Has she been on a grunk? I was saying yesterday that I was looking forward to her crappy decor choices.
Love that she’s chosen the most boring basic colour scheme that already looks dated. May as well go all Hinch grey.
Love that she’s chosen the most boring basic colour scheme that already looks dated. May as well go all Hinch grey.
Even though she self diagnoses as medically incapable of lying.
When she tweeted about having an eight year old chard plant I thought that was her most pointless lie but this one is up there too.
Is that one of her new meal ideas?
Also if he sold it - shouldn’t it be the owner of that painting that is cross about it?
I wondered this, thanks for confirming. Levamisole is strong stuff!The ear infection is yet anotherfor cocaine abuse. A lot of cocaine turning up in the UK in the past few years has been cut with Levamisole, a veterinarian worming medicine, and levamisole toxicity presents as inner and outer ear lesions. I’d link to BMJ articles on it but it’s grim reading for this time of a morning. TLDR; cocaine rots your nose AND your inner ear.
Surely even our smol pixie knows that the Land Registry will show (in time; terrible backlogs) that she owns rather than rents the flat.
Uncanny!
I can no longer screenshot. The cringe is simply too much.
Just coming from the past to say, Jesus take the wheel, my actual hard earned degrees in subjects that include a lot of this topic just rolled over and died. ‘A kind of amino acid’ oh just duck off you utter bleeping muppet
Hahahahahahaha. She's absolutely INSANE
. No doubt lovely new friend will be gifting her the entire paint and wallpaper needed for her new homeist home EVER.
This can NOT be a rental, no way - not when she's been "dreaming of this day her whole life"! After all, she's already been in 344 different homes (and it appears she has forgotten that she painted several of them!), all rentals, so why would THIS rental be any different to the others? It still wouldn't be HERS (or theirs, yeah whatever, Jack! SB will be permanently out of there as soon as he has the option!).
I know we all know she's spent at least one 6 figure sum on tat - her "investments" for the future, which she's pretending she's now giving away (whatever, Jack, whatever) - BUT I reckon she's probably earned half a million over the past 10 years, regardless of what she says, so will definitely have money for her own place by now. Perhaps Big Dave has helped her in some way, but I still don't think she's spent every penny. Not when her outgoings on food and personal stuff are so low and she's
She's letting too much slip out because she just can't help herself, can she? You're saying just a little too much, Wacko! Crack on though, crack on. We can't wait to see your "NEW RENTED HOME".
~Insert Jimmy Nail~
#jackmonroegrifter
I can think of better ways (although I do like bananas).
Is this for our benefit when we
her new wallpaper and discover it’s so spenny that even Carrie Johnson would find it overpriced.You could just not post the pictures, Jack.
But, she's been eating £10pw slop for nearly two decades, how can you dare begrudge her spending the change on a small flat?
Either that or he's her new burger boy!Hahahahahahaha. She's absolutely INSANE
Another deliciously ordinary new friend with a little shop….Decor Boy
Looks dire x
It’s exactly that isn’t it. She sexualised that photo of Prince Harry at his grandmothers vigil in the same way didn’t she. Absolutely creepy as duck
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