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Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.
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She has got to be a smoker. The only people I know who look that drawn at that age are heavy smokers. Although the days in the hammock don’t help.
Pure speculation - but I wonder if Louisa left a lot of stuff behind when SHE LEFT the bungalow of doom. With Jack’s move, she may have to brave the narc and collect some of it, meaning she has been in touch recently. Hence the big show about wanting a bit of Turkish sausage.
Spike. Spike is barrel chested,
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A member of the comments club talking about small talk at hairdressers. Is this the strategy Jack’s applied to her whole life?
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We can only hope, dearest, that she does ~literally~
Morning ninnies and mitherers! Lovely to see Fingers Kerridge on James Martin's show this morning, what a joy - 2 people who really can cook! (Although I do love them both so it makes me very happy!) I hope they discussed Fingers' alleged pilfering of smol pixies ideas and recipes - I imagine lots of sweary words and guffawing occurring, at the very least.
#jackmonroeisaliarTo the squig asking if one of Wacko's books was suitable for a 10 year old, I agree with what everyone else already said. And #buddyoliverforthewin
When I was 10, I could quite easily and happily bake scones, cupcakes, sausage rolls and other pastry goods, all learnt using the "lil" 
old Be-ro cookbook, which I still have and use to this day! (First published in 1923, although mine isn't quite that old!)
old Be-ro cookbook, which I still have and use to this day! (First published in 1923, although mine isn't quite that old!)PS Jack Monroe is still a lying grifting grinch! #jackmonroegrift
PPS Jack, please STOP speaking about men you meet in such a derogatory way! It wouldn't - and shouldn't - be tolerated if it was a man talking about a woman, so please stop! It's not acceptable! Btw your haircut is shite. And your face-tuning and blurring of earrings
is beyond ridiculous.
Lol, IMAGINE, making up wild stories for shits and giggles and to make your life sound more interesting.
I still have my copy of the Usborne First Cookbook. The brownie recipe in it is unbeatable IMHO.To the squig asking if one of Wacko's books was suitable for a 10 year old, I agree with what everyone else already said. And #buddyoliverforthewin
When I was 10, I could quite easily and happily bake scones, cupcakes, sausage rolls and other pastry goods, all learnt using the "lil"
PS Jack Monroe is still a lying grifting grinch! #jackmonroegrift
PPS Jack, please STOP speaking about men you meet in such a derogatory way! It wouldn't - and shouldn't - be tolerated if it was a man talking about a woman, so please stop! It's not acceptable! Btw your haircut is shite. And your face-tuning and blurring of earrings
But with a sausage toffee imprint
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I just want to remind everyone that while Jack strongly implied she was giving things away, at no point did she actually say so. In fact, when chairs squig refused the offer of a set (saying she didn't have room for them, which is odd) Jack replied "it was worth a punt" which to me is 100% Jack selling and squig not interested in buying.
Does buddy Oliver have a book?
Yes, unless she's using a filter. She's shaded her face too. You can see it.
Remember this one?
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Last Sunday, @colouredlines said that Jack had mentioned Cooper 4 days previously... I wondered exactly when (and what) was said because after J only talking about SB and Content I'd asked after Cooper, and that was on the Thursday evening so I wondered if it was a coincidence?So yesterday I posted this
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And then Jack Tweets this
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But no, you don’t read here at all Jack, do you
I have a feeling that once (if, for the detractors) Elon's coders get on top of the bots, we are gonna see those red numbers soar. And some wailing. <rubs hands in anticipation>
She is very washed out looking. I want to know why she hasnt been working these last few weeks. I mean we are in the middle of an epic crisis, people with her job title are actually required more than ever, yet she is playing a mills and boon character with the Turkish barber and moaning about leaving her massive home.
I think she bought them herself
It's the clumsy blurring out of those hecking expensive earrings that makes me chuckle.
Did we see this yesterday? Some Jack maths and shoplifting mithering.
Jack saying Nix gives me an aneurysm
It’s all fun and games until people get prosecuted… of course it isn’t going to be Banksy or Jack though, is it?
I’m confused… isn’t she the queen of doing her own undercuts? She made quite a big deal in the summer about it (as she couldn’t afford the hairdresser and all that BS). So why go to a barber now (with a manky ear infection no less - bet they were thrilled with that).
On Jack's own logic; all her Patreon subs can now go to the crappy bungalow and take a box of tat to compensate her crappy practices. Nice.
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