Look, duck sake...I've been out for the 1st time in months and hoping upon hope there's been no shenanigans on Twitter. Then, I've come home to see some massive hair cry for help. WHAT. THE. duck.
£8? I'll give you a square tenner to take my kitchen scissors, disappear, then reappear from out your own hole then blaze off in a chorus of dysentery.
On the plus side (my lovely Mum who has very recently had a stroke) did say she looks like a dropped box of pizza..."It's all still there hen, but you wouldn't want it, would ye?"
£8? I'll give you a square tenner to take my kitchen scissors, disappear, then reappear from out your own hole then blaze off in a chorus of dysentery.
On the plus side (my lovely Mum who has very recently had a stroke) did say she looks like a dropped box of pizza..."It's all still there hen, but you wouldn't want it, would ye?"
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