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Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter
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I know once you’ve met one Turkish barber, you’ve met one Turkish barber, but her hairdo really doesn’t look as neat as the results from the Turkish barber near me.
my ex and his friends used to go there, and their edges were so sharp.
my ex and his friends used to go there, and their edges were so sharp.
A beard trim is £8 on the first menu earlier...just saying 
That’s a pretty huge lil Turkish Barbers there
That’s a pretty huge lil Turkish Barbers there
Who dat? Looking a bit Pete Postlethwaite around the facetuned chops there.
That is the real Jack and still no one recognises her!
That isn’t even trueImagine painstakingly transcribing your conversation with your hairdresser onto twitterfor the love of god Jack, get some friends
Save money on hampers by winning a Fortnum and Mason food and drink award (judge's choice) 2013.
She really doesn't get that people on the bones of their arse just don't have vintage Laura Ashley curtains or a melodian (there's something for the list) full stop. Where she got them from is completely missing the point.
And it still unreasonably pisses me off that she found/rescued that sleigh from someone's driveway/garden, like what the actual duck? Save money on sleighs by stealing them?
A heckin great lil Turkish barbers.A beard trim is £8 on the first menu earlier...just saying
That’s a pretty huge lil Turkish Barbers there
Ugh so she is using her son to man Twitter, bleep! And inflicting your manky infection on the poor barber? Also, bleep! Could that be a snow related infection? Note the performative packing boxes in her crappy selfie.
Oh ye gods, that haircut. The lies! It's just like breathing to her. Except probably easier, what with her 'sinus problems' and that.
If any of you desperately want to be ID for booze, come to the Territory for your next holiday! We have mandatory checks here. Just don't google anything else about the place before you book tickets...
If any of you desperately want to be ID for booze, come to the Territory for your next holiday! We have mandatory checks here. Just don't google anything else about the place before you book tickets...
Family and friends......?
She is the kind of stupid that thinks a poop deck on a ship is where the toilets are to be found.
Ugh, duck off burger Jack. Social media is not the place for your horny mitherings.View attachment 1742087
Oh dear, is it going to be one of those nights?
ETA she’s literally spewing tweets right now
soz but I’ve got another question…what in the Homelander action is going on here? Is this what happens when you only have solar lights?
I will do the new thread, as long as someone else can recap!
Only 2 possible reasons Dear Squiggy:
1. She is actually following her £20 meal plans
2. She is living in a
storm...
1. She is actually following her £20 meal plans
2. She is living in a
storm...
Good grief and I thought I was being decadent with the £50 Wera tools advent calenders, that I've stopped buying after a few years because I can't justify it now I've got a handy collection of tools for doing all the DIY about the house
£150 Master of Malts advent calendar
New thread, 12 minutes, just £8! This way!
Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.
Yaaay new thread! Just in time for Jack’s new hairdo 🥱 Congratulations to @jenny2603 and @Geetbo for the thread title! You both win a haircut from a Turkish silver fox💈 Would anyone like to recap please? Newcomers, check out the wiki, it’s the pink button, somewhere up there up there ⬆
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Vaseline in an ear infection doesn’t sound like the miracle she professes it is.
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