Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

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Is there an Essex celebrity police squad? Has anyone asked them via FOI if they do in fact turn up when Jack is being tweeted at?
I think someone on the haunted bird app made an enquiry to the Essex police specifically about JM's claims, and posted a screenshot of a response saying that Essex police don't monitor people's social media accounts, and don't have officers specifically assigned to celebrities. (my word, not theirs)
 
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I think "it's coming" with an October date attached is quite helpful for playing into the hands of whoever is doing a serious piece about the failure to deliver. I don't think the Obs could do or say anything without landing themselves especially fully in it at this stage, but saying "we were still under the impression it was real and that she was working on it when we gave her the award in October" is an attempt at plausible deniability and distancing themselves.
 
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It is a lot more like a lovely club with mum members than you’d think!
As a decade plus AA frau, I did hoot at the homemade biscuits. People in AA take ‘service positions’, and usually newer members bring milk and biscuits (as opposed to running the meeting or finding speakers, for example). Very common for newcomers to overdo it on the biccies to get validation. Running joke round these parts that you can tell someone’s got well cos they bring sh*te biscuits and don’t care.

The AA stuff was my aneurysm too. There’d be some tough conversations happening if she was my sponsee. (Get off bloody Twitter, pay your patreons back, and consider maybe getting a job?!)
 
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She still hasn't touched vimesbootsindex@gmail.com since 24/01/22
Was half expecting a login after the last time I pointed it out

#creatorofthevimesbootindex #noidontcheckmyemails

ETA I believe this date just happens to be the last time she tweeted about it as well (I pulled it from the public api)



 
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you would not believe how long I spent recently looking for those. I remembered a Frau them at the time and them being spenny and multiple
 
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Is there an Essex celebrity police squad? Has anyone asked them via FOI if they do in fact turn up when Jack is being tweeted at?
Essex police responded to an enquiry on twitter that there is NOT a celeb socials monitoring squad.
 
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Ex M&S checkout girl here - the amount of yellow stickered food I would pack into the rattiest bag for life carriers for people with cut glass accents that would make the Queen sound like Bez from Happy Mondays never ever ceased to amaze me!
 
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She’s talked about it since then. Here’s @Marmalade Atkins timeline of it up to August 5th. There might be a later one, Marm can let us know when they catch up
 
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Big IF she has a sponsor, I bet it’s the oldest old member who still uses a Nokia 3310 and goes nowhere near an internet
 
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Thank(space)you dear heart, to be honest this timeline just makes it look even more like she put the e-mail address out there and then just never went back to it, making excuse after excuse because she doesn't have anything to show for it, even provisionally.

at Jack's solution of taking what is already digital data and PRINTING IT ALL OUT
LEVER ARCH FILES OF EVIDENCE

I can't believe all those people from MSE, The Grocer, ex ONS staff, Turn2Us, the Trussell Trust, consumer correspondents, retail anaylsts, data, economists and others too many to list just left Jack to do this all on her own, rat bastards.
 
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She had a ragtag band of nerds helping for about a week until someone asked for an update and she was suddenly just a woman with a biro
 
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Dress is Monsoon-thought it was-the cultural appropriation gave it away. Only revealed by a Pinterest search using her photo which brought up her Twitter post flogging her clothes. She says bought for a fire service do but not worn to it. Silky delight etc. Hang on…
ETA: Jack’s mitherings and another example of her Tory attitude. Of course the stupid idiots in the charity shop wouldn’t set a ‘fair’ price. Why should some poor cow on a low income get a Monsoon dress? Nasty little madam.
 
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It’s late I’m awake. Can someone tell me who’s legs the observer put on some of jacks body for that photo shoot?
 
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It was shortly after that tweet. Mostly we wondered why she was going in fancy dress as a middle aged teacher/social worker, the fire service event must have been fancy dress
 
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It's been said many times on these threads, but if I was familiar with Jack from Twitter and walked in to an AA meeting for the first time to see her sitting there holding court, I'd turn on my heel and walk straight back out again. Would not trust her for one second to protect my anonymity.

When she talks about the "vbi" (), she keeps saying "we".

Who else is in on this nonsense?
At one point Jack claimed there was a "working group" filled with analysts, economists, tech experts, particle physicists and rocket scientists, who all mysteriously disappeared as soon as Jack was being pressed for a progress update, at which point the project was just "one woman with a notebook and pen." Almost like they never existed at all!
 
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