And then had a go at everyone who questioned it on her feed and said she’d got permission, despite the timings of the text and the posting made that impossible for all but a Time (edge) Lord.
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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She posted a selfie and identified the fact that she was there with fellowship people. Thus if anyone was both her follower and in the restaurant at the time they might have been able to identify anyone she was there with who they happened to know.
I saw this earlier on the thread or the last one.
But all I see is this.
But all I see is this.
I’m afraid she has owned them for longer than May 22! At least 2020Fabulously forensic dear heartChapeau!
Was it this one?
Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter
Is she at work already, and uploading to insta from there?
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That Tiffany pendant down by her belly is giving me aneurysms. Why has she got to be such a twit?
Yesssssssss. Thank you sidey-B. Nice identifiable photo wall there and all. She’s SUCH a twit.
She posted a picture of herself in a restaurant garden captioned something like 'socialising with fellowship group. Other diners were amazed we could be so raucous and having so much fun with no alcohol'.
Jack is a minor celebrity. Presumably the location was local. It would only take a couple of people at the venue to recognise her, later read her post and think 'oh hang on - wasn't so-and-so sitting with her?'
It directs attention straight to the badly-fitting waistband of the badly-fitting pants.
Realised I can spoiler the whole stocktake thingy
We cracked 90 grand today
Attached a few TBC items, the gold wire stools are £240 a pair
Total £86,636 £90,852
We cracked 90 grand today
Attached a few TBC items, the gold wire stools are £240 a pair
Clothes
110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
300 trouser suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot (and ofm awards)
75 Sweaty Betty leggings
300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
116 Instagram look
49 Ted Baker pyjamas
5 jolly warehouse skirt
12 'limited edition' vest
3 Asda Cream Gratitude Slogan Sweatshirt (kids)
110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
12 2x dylon machine dye
450 Vivienne Westwood Red Label 2014 red tartan trazzers
450 Vivienne Westwood dark red tartan trazzers
550 Vivienne Westwood anglomania mid length dress
350 Vivienne Westwood anglomania vintage white shirt blouse
325 Vivienne Westwood worlds end snap button conquistador plaid waistcoat (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood matching plaid trazzers (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood womens grey pants (plaid)
100 calvin klein sportswear
150 nike pro sportswear
865 joesph stretch leather leggings (ew)
20 genderation t-shirt
35 M&S COLLECTION Pure Cotton Flannel Check Shirt khaki
16 M&S COLLECTION Unisex Cotton Rich Zip Through Hooded (8-9 Yrs) navy
14 Punx 'workers of the world unite' t-shirt black with red star
70 Liverpool FC Nike Womens Away Stadium Jersey 21/22
Jackets
5000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
1790 Burberry short islington trench coat
339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
300 all saints leather jacket
36 Topshop denim jacket
144 4x other denim jackets
Accessories
780 2x Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
795 mulberry elkington oak bag
14 replacement oliver bonas strap
249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
60 cath kidston rucksack
300 3x wigs
119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
290 lightweight Burberry scarf
375 mustard burberry scarf
20 kangol shoulder bag
15 liverpool fc scarf
140 Kathmandu transfer rucksack 38L
Shoes
180 Dr Martens 2976 alyson wintergrip chelsea boots (brown)
120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
120 Dr Martens red boots
158 Nike Epic React Flyknit orange trainers (asda trip)
245 Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
245 Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
100 magnum boots
895 Jimmy Choo ren sandals blue 2016
750 Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal
85 leather converse
350 Church's brogues
215 Russell and Bromley charlize theresa may jobbies
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 (grey gold white)
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 Fossil Metallic (silver black white)
30 Belle Emproum Double Buckle Chain Ankle Boots black (gold chains)
Jewellery
1550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
265 Pandora bracelet with at least 7 charms (£55 bracelet + 7x £30)
Watches
600 omega seamaster watch (replica?)
130 Finn watch
150 Garmin watch
199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
Cosmetics
800 77x Lipsticks
200 14x Foundations
250 40x Eyeliners
500 misc makeup
900 botox Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
3960 fillers Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £330/ml x 3ml per year x 4 years)
1056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
3000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
150 Penhaligons fragrance
134 stinkbug eyeshadow look (no freebies hint hint)
70 Jean Paul Gaultier classique 2 piece music gift box ('her partners')
13 Superdrug Me+ Vitamin C with Squalane Booster 30ml
22 ck one
Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
1000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
1200 8x kendal dining chairs
384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unit
1350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
535 custom captain's chair
400 John Lewis hammock
400 John Lewis egg chair
575 next westcott no footend double bed
150 6x metal folding chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
200 4x metal patio chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
240 2x Brix Design Works Brant Bar Chair (wire gold)
Kitchen
250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
104 rusty eBay spoons
80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
324 4 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
300 kitchen aid
400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
2500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
2000 cooker
45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
135 Global Classic knife
300 Blok knife (Observer Food Award)
300 Mcusta Zanmai supreme ripple knife
70 nutribullet 600 (replacement)
1050 3x chest freezers
60 Rock tumbler
5 Tesco zencker enamel medium pie dish
40 campingaz stove
10 blue travel kettle
265 blenheim forge nakiri knife
70 Joseph Joseph knives
4 Asda rainbow butter dish
70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
70 nutribullet (dead)
70 blue microwave
70 copper microwave
25 cream toaster
25 glass kettle (broken because adhd)
25 pink kettle
40 slow cooker (for coffee and shower gel)
3 asda glass salt/pepper grinder
3 Joie Spud Dude peeler
5 flower saucepan (oxfam)
9 H&M plate green fancy
30 vintage weighing scales small (msg use only)
10 2x lidl moscow mule copper mugs
28 BRITA water filter jug
305 61x (at least) high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads) £5 ea. but go up to £20 ea.
18 metal bin cream
Bathroom
60 squatty potty
20 etekcity bathroom scales (read: duck off)
35 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Single
90 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Triple
Electronics
60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
80 Nokia 3310
40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
549 55" TV
120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
199 Airpods
249 Airpods pro
300 dyson hairdryer
110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
640 6x DAB radios
199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
499 Dyson fan
1200 iMac desktop
1000 macbook pro
1000 other laptop
79 apple mouse
249 1x tablet
100 2x microphones
100 3x sets of headphones
60 3x backup batteries
140 4x studio lights (ESDDI)
45 3x extension leads
30 1x pivot stand
539 1x canon 700D as backup
700 Sony vaio laptop
1000 iPhone 13/14 pro
1000 android phone
300 30x records
20 2x short tripods
40 sony walkman casette player green (WM-EX)
Home adornments
428 fancy knobs
72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well
35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
37 culinary concepts gold s-shaped test tube vase (unboxed second, allegedly half price)
300 sentient mirror
2000 438x baubles
28 John Lewis llama doorstop
18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
10 squid game guard mask from the market
95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
12 wilko wire cage hessian light shade
12 blue light shade
30 flamingo neon light
20 wolf duvet set
8 Edmond the solar pug
12 la savioe book box
30 3x wire cage lamp shade copper
20 'on air' small light
20 vintage metal tool box blue
Work
1000 unread books (estimate)
543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
525 35x moleskin notebooks
44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
70 folding table
150 5x hastily installed curtains
4 1x actual tin can (eBay)
25 wooden calculator (unused)
60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils
200 Sarah Akwisombe’s Money & Manifesting course
22 2x giveaway copies at big green books
Garden
420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
150 wire racking (kept outside)
75 magnolia tree
80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
37 large metal bin black (kept outside)
Exercise
1199 water rower
400 bike (estimate)
400 carrera bike given to someone who's was stolen
Toys
100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
60 Lego flower bouquet
10 Jenga
350 playstation
0 small star wars figurines (safekeeping)
22 scrabble
7 how to speak cat game
22 Jellycat amuseable toast soft toy
5 glowstick wristbands
0 wooden sleigh (taken from 'someone's driveway')
16 Tiveez 1000 Piece jigsaw puzzle - Amsterdam Sunset Bicycle
Pets
2200 content
150 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 6mo)
700 Vets bills
10 flappy fishy (for cooper)
9 pet pooch boutique dog collar
20 hi viz dog harness
9 burger (lol) dog toy
10 ball thrower
Travel
250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
20 Sad Asda shop
28 hoppa shopping trolley
110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
300 trouser suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot (and ofm awards)
75 Sweaty Betty leggings
300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
116 Instagram look
49 Ted Baker pyjamas
5 jolly warehouse skirt
12 'limited edition' vest
3 Asda Cream Gratitude Slogan Sweatshirt (kids)
110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
12 2x dylon machine dye
450 Vivienne Westwood Red Label 2014 red tartan trazzers
450 Vivienne Westwood dark red tartan trazzers
550 Vivienne Westwood anglomania mid length dress
350 Vivienne Westwood anglomania vintage white shirt blouse
325 Vivienne Westwood worlds end snap button conquistador plaid waistcoat (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood matching plaid trazzers (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood womens grey pants (plaid)
100 calvin klein sportswear
150 nike pro sportswear
865 joesph stretch leather leggings (ew)
20 genderation t-shirt
35 M&S COLLECTION Pure Cotton Flannel Check Shirt khaki
16 M&S COLLECTION Unisex Cotton Rich Zip Through Hooded (8-9 Yrs) navy
14 Punx 'workers of the world unite' t-shirt black with red star
70 Liverpool FC Nike Womens Away Stadium Jersey 21/22
Jackets
5000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
1790 Burberry short islington trench coat
339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
300 all saints leather jacket
36 Topshop denim jacket
144 4x other denim jackets
Accessories
780 2x Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
795 mulberry elkington oak bag
14 replacement oliver bonas strap
249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
60 cath kidston rucksack
300 3x wigs
119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
290 lightweight Burberry scarf
375 mustard burberry scarf
20 kangol shoulder bag
15 liverpool fc scarf
140 Kathmandu transfer rucksack 38L
Shoes
180 Dr Martens 2976 alyson wintergrip chelsea boots (brown)
120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
120 Dr Martens red boots
158 Nike Epic React Flyknit orange trainers (asda trip)
245 Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
245 Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
100 magnum boots
895 Jimmy Choo ren sandals blue 2016
750 Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal
85 leather converse
350 Church's brogues
215 Russell and Bromley charlize theresa may jobbies
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 (grey gold white)
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 Fossil Metallic (silver black white)
30 Belle Emproum Double Buckle Chain Ankle Boots black (gold chains)
Jewellery
1550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
265 Pandora bracelet with at least 7 charms (£55 bracelet + 7x £30)
Watches
600 omega seamaster watch (replica?)
130 Finn watch
150 Garmin watch
199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
Cosmetics
800 77x Lipsticks
200 14x Foundations
250 40x Eyeliners
500 misc makeup
900 botox Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
3960 fillers Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £330/ml x 3ml per year x 4 years)
1056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
3000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
150 Penhaligons fragrance
134 stinkbug eyeshadow look (no freebies hint hint)
70 Jean Paul Gaultier classique 2 piece music gift box ('her partners')
13 Superdrug Me+ Vitamin C with Squalane Booster 30ml
22 ck one
Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
1000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
1200 8x kendal dining chairs
384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unit
1350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
535 custom captain's chair
400 John Lewis hammock
400 John Lewis egg chair
575 next westcott no footend double bed
150 6x metal folding chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
200 4x metal patio chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
240 2x Brix Design Works Brant Bar Chair (wire gold)
Kitchen
250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
104 rusty eBay spoons
80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
324 4 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
300 kitchen aid
400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
2500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
2000 cooker
45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
135 Global Classic knife
300 Blok knife (Observer Food Award)
300 Mcusta Zanmai supreme ripple knife
70 nutribullet 600 (replacement)
1050 3x chest freezers
60 Rock tumbler
5 Tesco zencker enamel medium pie dish
40 campingaz stove
10 blue travel kettle
265 blenheim forge nakiri knife
70 Joseph Joseph knives
4 Asda rainbow butter dish
70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
70 nutribullet (dead)
70 blue microwave
70 copper microwave
25 cream toaster
25 glass kettle (broken because adhd)
25 pink kettle
40 slow cooker (for coffee and shower gel)
3 asda glass salt/pepper grinder
3 Joie Spud Dude peeler
5 flower saucepan (oxfam)
9 H&M plate green fancy
30 vintage weighing scales small (msg use only)
10 2x lidl moscow mule copper mugs
28 BRITA water filter jug
305 61x (at least) high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads) £5 ea. but go up to £20 ea.
18 metal bin cream
Bathroom
60 squatty potty
20 etekcity bathroom scales (read: duck off)
35 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Single
90 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Triple
Electronics
60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
80 Nokia 3310
40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
549 55" TV
120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
199 Airpods
249 Airpods pro
300 dyson hairdryer
110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
640 6x DAB radios
199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
499 Dyson fan
1200 iMac desktop
1000 macbook pro
1000 other laptop
79 apple mouse
249 1x tablet
100 2x microphones
100 3x sets of headphones
60 3x backup batteries
140 4x studio lights (ESDDI)
45 3x extension leads
30 1x pivot stand
539 1x canon 700D as backup
700 Sony vaio laptop
1000 iPhone 13/14 pro
1000 android phone
300 30x records
20 2x short tripods
40 sony walkman casette player green (WM-EX)
Home adornments
428 fancy knobs
72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well
35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
37 culinary concepts gold s-shaped test tube vase (unboxed second, allegedly half price)
300 sentient mirror
2000 438x baubles
28 John Lewis llama doorstop
18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
10 squid game guard mask from the market
95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
12 wilko wire cage hessian light shade
12 blue light shade
30 flamingo neon light
20 wolf duvet set
8 Edmond the solar pug
12 la savioe book box
30 3x wire cage lamp shade copper
20 'on air' small light
20 vintage metal tool box blue
Work
1000 unread books (estimate)
543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
525 35x moleskin notebooks
44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
70 folding table
150 5x hastily installed curtains
4 1x actual tin can (eBay)
25 wooden calculator (unused)
60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils
200 Sarah Akwisombe’s Money & Manifesting course
22 2x giveaway copies at big green books
Garden
420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
150 wire racking (kept outside)
75 magnolia tree
80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
37 large metal bin black (kept outside)
Exercise
1199 water rower
400 bike (estimate)
400 carrera bike given to someone who's was stolen
Toys
100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
60 Lego flower bouquet
10 Jenga
350 playstation
0 small star wars figurines (safekeeping)
22 scrabble
7 how to speak cat game
22 Jellycat amuseable toast soft toy
5 glowstick wristbands
0 wooden sleigh (taken from 'someone's driveway')
16 Tiveez 1000 Piece jigsaw puzzle - Amsterdam Sunset Bicycle
Pets
2200 content
150 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 6mo)
700 Vets bills
10 flappy fishy (for cooper)
9 pet pooch boutique dog collar
20 hi viz dog harness
9 burger (lol) dog toy
10 ball thrower
Travel
250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
20 Sad Asda shop
28 hoppa shopping trolley
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
tents
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets, baskets everywhere
leather armchairs
drinking glasses (content approved)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
fancy crockery (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
double monk shoes black
THAT BLOODY LAMP
watch with flowery strap
watch with chunky silver strap
guitar
Sarah Akwisombe evil eye necklace
blue stripey viv trazzers
3x engagement rings
10x huge bags of clothes (donated away)
2x big spotlight lamps on tripods
2x floor lamps with copper ring
cream desk lamp
banker's style desk lamp
100x rolls of paper for photo backgrounds
electronic keyboard
vintage walking stick brass handle
vintage kodak camera (bookend)
rotary watch with folding cover gold colour (gift from big Dave)
monsoon silk floral dress blue
'basic' belt
large bluetooth speaker wood front
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
tents
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets, baskets everywhere
leather armchairs
drinking glasses (content approved)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
fancy crockery (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
double monk shoes black
THAT BLOODY LAMP
watch with flowery strap
watch with chunky silver strap
guitar
Sarah Akwisombe evil eye necklace
blue stripey viv trazzers
3x engagement rings
10x huge bags of clothes (donated away)
2x big spotlight lamps on tripods
2x floor lamps with copper ring
cream desk lamp
banker's style desk lamp
100x rolls of paper for photo backgrounds
electronic keyboard
vintage walking stick brass handle
vintage kodak camera (bookend)
rotary watch with folding cover gold colour (gift from big Dave)
monsoon silk floral dress blue
'basic' belt
large bluetooth speaker wood front
Anything spenny is fair game, but I'll add whatever fraus want.
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Please provide the price and description line for the item so I can add it straight to the stocktake e.g. "£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)"
Have fun.
Now duck off x
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Please provide the price and description line for the item so I can add it straight to the stocktake e.g. "£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)"
Have fun.
Now duck off x
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Thanks for clarifying, I can’t decide if she’s just thick or if she thinks Traditional 12 and anonymity, the very foundation of AA, doesn’t apply to her. Probably both.
I like that watch with the flip-up casing. If she ever has another "getting rid of 25 years of baggage" jumble sale, I might get a more local frau to pop by and see if they can snag it. Assuming the taxman or the Essex Celebrity Squad popo haven't already confiscated it as evidence.
She's so full of tit. Who sits in a restaurant looking at other diners and gasping in amazement if they're not drinking? I couldn't even tell you who was or wasn't drinking at my own table when I'm out in a large group.
Incredible work.Realised I can spoiler the whole stocktake thingy
We cracked 90 grand today
Attached a few TBC items
TotalClothes
110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
300 trouser suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot (and ofm awards)
75 Sweaty Betty leggings
300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
116 Instagram look
49 Ted Baker pyjamas
5 jolly warehouse skirt
12 'limited edition' vest
3 Asda Cream Gratitude Slogan Sweatshirt (kids)
110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
12 2x dylon machine dye
450 Vivienne Westwood Red Label 2014 red tartan trazzers
450 Vivienne Westwood dark red tartan trazzers
550 Vivienne Westwood anglomania mid length dress
350 Vivienne Westwood anglomania vintage white shirt blouse
325 Vivienne Westwood worlds end snap button conquistador plaid waistcoat (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood matching plaid trazzers (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood womens grey pants (plaid)
100 calvin klein sportswear
150 nike pro sportswear
865 joesph stretch leather leggings (ew)
20 genderation t-shirt
35 M&S COLLECTION Pure Cotton Flannel Check Shirt khaki
16 M&S COLLECTION Unisex Cotton Rich Zip Through Hooded (8-9 Yrs) navy
14 Punx 'workers of the world unite' t-shirt black with red star
70 Liverpool FC Nike Womens Away Stadium Jersey 21/22
Jackets
5000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
1790 Burberry short islington trench coat
339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
300 all saints leather jacket
36 Topshop denim jacket
144 4x other denim jackets
Accessories
780 2x Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
795 mulberry elkington oak bag
14 replacement oliver bonas strap
249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
60 cath kidston rucksack
300 3x wigs
119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
290 lightweight Burberry scarf
375 mustard burberry scarf
20 kangol shoulder bag
15 liverpool fc scarf
140 Kathmandu transfer rucksack 38L
Shoes
180 Dr Martens 2976 alyson wintergrip chelsea boots (brown)
120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
120 Dr Martens red boots
158 Nike Epic React Flyknit orange trainers (asda trip)
245 Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
245 Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
100 magnum boots
895 Jimmy Choo ren sandals blue 2016
750 Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal
85 leather converse
350 Church's brogues
215 Russell and Bromley charlize theresa may jobbies
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 (grey gold white)
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 Fossil Metallic (silver black white)
30 Belle Emproum Double Buckle Chain Ankle Boots black (gold chains)
Jewellery
1550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
265 Pandora bracelet with at least 7 charms (£55 bracelet + 7x £30)
Watches
600 omega seamaster watch (replica?)
130 Finn watch
150 Garmin watch
199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
Cosmetics
800 77x Lipsticks
200 14x Foundations
250 40x Eyeliners
500 misc makeup
900 botox Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
3960 fillers Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £330/ml x 3ml per year x 4 years)
1056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
3000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
150 Penhaligons fragrance
134 stinkbug eyeshadow look (no freebies hint hint)
70 Jean Paul Gaultier classique 2 piece music gift box ('her partners')
13 Superdrug Me+ Vitamin C with Squalane Booster 30ml
22 ck one
Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
1000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
1200 8x kendal dining chairs
384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unit
1350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
535 custom captain's chair
400 John Lewis hammock
400 John Lewis egg chair
575 next westcott no footend double bed
150 6x metal folding chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
200 4x metal patio chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
240 2x Brix Design Works Brant Bar Chair (wire gold)
Kitchen
250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
104 rusty eBay spoons
80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
324 4 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
300 kitchen aid
400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
2500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
2000 cooker
45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
135 Global Classic knife
300 Blok knife (Observer Food Award)
300 Mcusta Zanmai supreme ripple knife
70 nutribullet 600 (replacement)
1050 3x chest freezers
60 Rock tumbler
5 Tesco zencker enamel medium pie dish
40 campingaz stove
10 blue travel kettle
265 blenheim forge nakiri knife
70 Joseph Joseph knives
4 Asda rainbow butter dish
70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
70 nutribullet (dead)
70 blue microwave
70 copper microwave
25 cream toaster
25 glass kettle (broken because adhd)
25 pink kettle
40 slow cooker (for coffee and shower gel)
3 asda glass salt/pepper grinder
3 Joie Spud Dude peeler
5 flower saucepan (oxfam)
9 H&M plate green fancy
30 vintage weighing scales small (msg use only)
10 2x lidl moscow mule copper mugs
28 BRITA water filter jug
305 61x (at least) high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads) £5 ea. but go up to £20 ea.
18 metal bin cream
Bathroom
20 etekcity bathroom scales (read: duck off)
35 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Single
90 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Triple
Electronics
60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
80 Nokia 3310
40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
549 55" TV
120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
199 Airpods
249 Airpods pro
300 dyson hairdryer
110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
640 6x DAB radios
199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
499 Dyson fan
1200 iMac desktop
1000 macbook pro
1000 other laptop
79 apple mouse
249 1x tablet
100 2x microphones
100 3x sets of headphones
60 3x backup batteries
140 4x studio lights (ESDDI)
45 3x extension leads
30 1x pivot stand
539 1x canon 700D as backup
700 Sony vaio laptop
1000 iPhone 13/14 pro
1000 android phone
300 30x records
20 2x short tripods
40 sony walkman casette player green (WM-EX)
Home adornments
428 fancy knobs
72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well
35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
37 culinary concepts gold s-shaped test tube vase (unboxed second, allegedly half price)
300 sentient mirror
2000 438x baubles
28 John Lewis llama doorstop
18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
10 squid game guard mask from the market
60 squatty potty
95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
12 wilko wire cage hessian light shade
12 blue light shade
30 flamingo neon light
20 wolf duvet set
8 Edmond the solar pug
12 la savioe book box
30 3x wire cage lamp shade copper
20 'on air' small light
20 vintage metal tool box blue
Work
1000 unread books (estimate)
543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
525 35x moleskin notebooks
44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
70 folding table
150 5x hastily installed curtains
4 1x actual tin can (eBay)
25 wooden calculator (unused)
60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils
200 Sarah Akwisombe’s Money & Manifesting course
22 2x giveaway copies at big green books
Garden
420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
150 wire racking (kept outside)
75 magnolia tree
80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
37 large metal bin black (kept outside)
Exercise
1199 water rower
400 bike (estimate)
400 carrera bike given to someone who's was stolen
Toys
100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
60 Lego flower bouquet
10 Jenga
350 playstation
0 small star wars figurines (safekeeping)
22 scrabble
7 how to speak cat game
22 Jellycat amuseable toast soft toy
5 glowstick wristbands
0 wooden sleigh (taken from 'someone's driveway')
16 Tiveez 1000 Piece jigsaw puzzle - Amsterdam Sunset Bicycle
Pets
2200 content
150 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 6mo)
700 Vets bills
10 flappy fishy (for cooper)
9 pet pooch boutique dog collar
20 hi viz dog harness
9 burger (lol) dog toy
10 ball thrower
Travel
250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
20 Sad Asda shop
28 hoppa shopping trolley£86,636£90,852
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
tents
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets, baskets everywhere
leather armchairs
drinking glasses (content approved)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
fancy crockery (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
double monk shoes black
THAT BLOODY LAMP
watch with flowery strap
watch with chunky silver strap
guitar
Sarah Akwisombe evil eye necklace
blue stripey viv trazzers
3x engagement rings
10x huge bags of clothes (donated away)
2x big spotlight lamps on tripods
2x floor lamps with copper ring
cream desk lamp
banker's style desk lamp
100x rolls of paper for photo backgrounds
electronic keyboard
vintage walking stick brass handle
vintage kodak camera (bookend)
rotary watch with folding cover gold colour (gift from big Dave)
monsoon silk floral dress blue
'basic' belt
large bluetooth speaker wood frontAnything spenny is fair game, but I'll add whatever fraus want.
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Please provide the price and description line for the item so I can add it straight to the stocktake e.g. "£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)"
Have fun.
Now duck off x
HOW bleeping DARE SHE!!!!!!
7 pieces of Vivienne Westwood? I’m going to have a go at those rings-the square aquamarine isn’t going to be less than £850 even second hand which it isn’t.
It was a gift from Big Dave, announced approx Feb this year
The watch is Rotary Swiss Commando watch with cage. Circa 1990s & is selling for around £90-150 just nowRealised I can spoiler the whole stocktake thingy
We cracked 90 grand today
Attached a few TBC items, the gold wire stools are £240 a pair
TotalClothes
110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
300 trouser suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot (and ofm awards)
75 Sweaty Betty leggings
300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
116 Instagram look
49 Ted Baker pyjamas
5 jolly warehouse skirt
12 'limited edition' vest
3 Asda Cream Gratitude Slogan Sweatshirt (kids)
110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
12 2x dylon machine dye
450 Vivienne Westwood Red Label 2014 red tartan trazzers
450 Vivienne Westwood dark red tartan trazzers
550 Vivienne Westwood anglomania mid length dress
350 Vivienne Westwood anglomania vintage white shirt blouse
325 Vivienne Westwood worlds end snap button conquistador plaid waistcoat (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood matching plaid trazzers (beige)
600 Vivienne Westwood womens grey pants (plaid)
100 calvin klein sportswear
150 nike pro sportswear
865 joesph stretch leather leggings (ew)
20 genderation t-shirt
35 M&S COLLECTION Pure Cotton Flannel Check Shirt khaki
16 M&S COLLECTION Unisex Cotton Rich Zip Through Hooded (8-9 Yrs) navy
14 Punx 'workers of the world unite' t-shirt black with red star
70 Liverpool FC Nike Womens Away Stadium Jersey 21/22
Jackets
5000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
1790 Burberry short islington trench coat
339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
300 all saints leather jacket
36 Topshop denim jacket
144 4x other denim jackets
Accessories
780 2x Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
795 mulberry elkington oak bag
14 replacement oliver bonas strap
249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
60 cath kidston rucksack
300 3x wigs
119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
290 lightweight Burberry scarf
375 mustard burberry scarf
20 kangol shoulder bag
15 liverpool fc scarf
140 Kathmandu transfer rucksack 38L
Shoes
180 Dr Martens 2976 alyson wintergrip chelsea boots (brown)
120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
120 Dr Martens red boots
158 Nike Epic React Flyknit orange trainers (asda trip)
245 Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
245 Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
100 magnum boots
895 Jimmy Choo ren sandals blue 2016
750 Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal
85 leather converse
350 Church's brogues
215 Russell and Bromley charlize theresa may jobbies
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 (grey gold white)
190 Nike Air Max Vapormax 360 Fossil Metallic (silver black white)
30 Belle Emproum Double Buckle Chain Ankle Boots black (gold chains)
Jewellery
1550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
265 Pandora bracelet with at least 7 charms (£55 bracelet + 7x £30)
Watches
600 omega seamaster watch (replica?)
130 Finn watch
150 Garmin watch
199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
Cosmetics
800 77x Lipsticks
200 14x Foundations
250 40x Eyeliners
500 misc makeup
900 botox Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
3960 fillers Vie Aesthetics (estimate, £330/ml x 3ml per year x 4 years)
1056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
3000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
150 Penhaligons fragrance
134 stinkbug eyeshadow look (no freebies hint hint)
70 Jean Paul Gaultier classique 2 piece music gift box ('her partners')
13 Superdrug Me+ Vitamin C with Squalane Booster 30ml
22 ck one
Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
1000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
1200 8x kendal dining chairs
384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unit
1350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
535 custom captain's chair
400 John Lewis hammock
400 John Lewis egg chair
575 next westcott no footend double bed
150 6x metal folding chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
200 4x metal patio chairs (for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things)
240 2x Brix Design Works Brant Bar Chair (wire gold)
Kitchen
250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
104 rusty eBay spoons
80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
324 4 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
300 kitchen aid
400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
2500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
2000 cooker
45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
135 Global Classic knife
300 Blok knife (Observer Food Award)
300 Mcusta Zanmai supreme ripple knife
70 nutribullet 600 (replacement)
1050 3x chest freezers
60 Rock tumbler
5 Tesco zencker enamel medium pie dish
40 campingaz stove
10 blue travel kettle
265 blenheim forge nakiri knife
70 Joseph Joseph knives
4 Asda rainbow butter dish
70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
70 nutribullet (dead)
70 blue microwave
70 copper microwave
25 cream toaster
25 glass kettle (broken because adhd)
25 pink kettle
40 slow cooker (for coffee and shower gel)
3 asda glass salt/pepper grinder
3 Joie Spud Dude peeler
5 flower saucepan (oxfam)
9 H&M plate green fancy
30 vintage weighing scales small (msg use only)
10 2x lidl moscow mule copper mugs
28 BRITA water filter jug
305 61x (at least) high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads) £5 ea. but go up to £20 ea.
18 metal bin cream
Bathroom
20 etekcity bathroom scales (read: duck off)
35 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Single
90 simplehuman Wall Mounted Shower Soap Pump Dispenser, Triple
Electronics
60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
80 Nokia 3310
40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
549 55" TV
120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
199 Airpods
249 Airpods pro
300 dyson hairdryer
110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
640 6x DAB radios
199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
499 Dyson fan
1200 iMac desktop
1000 macbook pro
1000 other laptop
79 apple mouse
249 1x tablet
100 2x microphones
100 3x sets of headphones
60 3x backup batteries
140 4x studio lights (ESDDI)
45 3x extension leads
30 1x pivot stand
539 1x canon 700D as backup
700 Sony vaio laptop
1000 iPhone 13/14 pro
1000 android phone
300 30x records
20 2x short tripods
40 sony walkman casette player green (WM-EX)
Home adornments
428 fancy knobs
72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well
35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
37 culinary concepts gold s-shaped test tube vase (unboxed second, allegedly half price)
300 sentient mirror
2000 438x baubles
28 John Lewis llama doorstop
18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
10 squid game guard mask from the market
60 squatty potty
95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
12 wilko wire cage hessian light shade
12 blue light shade
30 flamingo neon light
20 wolf duvet set
8 Edmond the solar pug
12 la savioe book box
30 3x wire cage lamp shade copper
20 'on air' small light
20 vintage metal tool box blue
Work
1000 unread books (estimate)
543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
525 35x moleskin notebooks
44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
70 folding table
150 5x hastily installed curtains
4 1x actual tin can (eBay)
25 wooden calculator (unused)
60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils
200 Sarah Akwisombe’s Money & Manifesting course
22 2x giveaway copies at big green books
Garden
420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
150 wire racking (kept outside)
75 magnolia tree
80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
37 large metal bin black (kept outside)
Exercise
1199 water rower
400 bike (estimate)
400 carrera bike given to someone who's was stolen
Toys
100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
60 Lego flower bouquet
10 Jenga
350 playstation
0 small star wars figurines (safekeeping)
22 scrabble
7 how to speak cat game
22 Jellycat amuseable toast soft toy
5 glowstick wristbands
0 wooden sleigh (taken from 'someone's driveway')
16 Tiveez 1000 Piece jigsaw puzzle - Amsterdam Sunset Bicycle
Pets
2200 content
150 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 6mo)
700 Vets bills
10 flappy fishy (for cooper)
9 pet pooch boutique dog collar
20 hi viz dog harness
9 burger (lol) dog toy
10 ball thrower
Travel
250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
20 Sad Asda shop
28 hoppa shopping trolley£86,636£90,852
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
tents
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets, baskets everywhere
leather armchairs
drinking glasses (content approved)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
fancy crockery (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
double monk shoes black
THAT BLOODY LAMP
watch with flowery strap
watch with chunky silver strap
guitar
Sarah Akwisombe evil eye necklace
blue stripey viv trazzers
3x engagement rings
10x huge bags of clothes (donated away)
2x big spotlight lamps on tripods
2x floor lamps with copper ring
cream desk lamp
banker's style desk lamp
100x rolls of paper for photo backgrounds
electronic keyboard
vintage walking stick brass handle
vintage kodak camera (bookend)
rotary watch with folding cover gold colour (gift from big Dave)
monsoon silk floral dress blue
'basic' belt
large bluetooth speaker wood frontAnything spenny is fair game, but I'll add whatever fraus want.
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Please provide the price and description line for the item so I can add it straight to the stocktake e.g. "£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)"
Have fun.
Now duck off x
Is there an Essex celebrity police squad? Has anyone asked them via FOI if they do in fact turn up when Jack is being tweeted at?OMG that story is more nauseating than any of Jack's slop
Also features a shout-out to the Essex Celebrity Police Squad.
Wasn't she at one time printing out all her emails? Maybe that's what the 100 hour working week is.
Just thinking about that puff piece in the Observer. I can't believe the interviewer didn't press her AT ALL on the VBI. Just accepted the woolly 'it's coming'. Especially as so much of the Food Hero award was presumably based on it. Didn't ask how far along she was, anything about methodology or her proposed tour of pov area supermarkets.
Also how ludicrous is it on reading the piece, that the ONLY thing she did was get lucky with a viral tweet. That literally is it. Everything else she claims is completely disprovable. The Observer's Food Hero did a tweet
Also how ludicrous is it on reading the piece, that the ONLY thing she did was get lucky with a viral tweet. That literally is it. Everything else she claims is completely disprovable. The Observer's Food Hero did a tweet
475 days sober, my eye. I've had enough of her. Coked up, vile narcissistic gobshite. As mentioned previously earlier in the thread re her AA antics. I was relatively new here when she shared that text from a fellow AA attendee, that was very very dangerous of her to do that. I've been around AA and meetings for a while...you just don't bleeping do it. I'd cast the witch out. Sorry, I'm angry.
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