Tattoos should be expensive - yours were cheap and it showsIs that Twitter thread archived/screenshot to death? Am I silly to ask?
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The difference, dear Jack, is some people (like me) wouldn't know a Mulberry bag if it slapped us in the face. But we do know what tats cost.
Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can
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When that daily heil writer (littlejohn?) questioned her tatts Iām sure she said she got them when she was earning at fire service.Is that Twitter thread archived/screenshot to death? Am I silly to ask?
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The difference, dear Jack, is some people (like me) wouldn't know a Mulberry bag if it slapped us in the face. But we do know what tats cost.
Whilst looking for something else, I found this
I'm sure many Fraus have had their ears and ears scorched by this but I'm going to post it anyway. That. Hair. Is. Dire.
Jack trying to emulate Kirsty MacColl is 100% my aneurysm.
Luckily I can't stand Billy Bragg these days so it's no loss that he's mates with Grifty McGriftface.
ETA Oops - wrong video posted originally, now corrected
Jack trying to emulate Kirsty MacColl is 100% my aneurysm.
Luckily I can't stand Billy Bragg these days so it's no loss that he's mates with Grifty McGriftface.
ETA Oops - wrong video posted originally, now corrected
"Work pus ?"Whilst looking for something else, I found this
The secret umami ingredient for perfect slop.
Nothing gets passed āSherlock' fraus!
Jack Monroe #106 Sheās āaving a carafe
Itās almost like sheās created that list for Tattle to decipher.
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If she truly had bought designer items as investments - to sell when times got hard - then she wouldnāt have used them. Theyād be in their original packaging, put away safe.
Iāve got various designer bags, from when I was travelling overseas a lot for work and earning good Ā£. Several were bought at outlets at big reductions. I donāt bother so much swapping bags now, but when I used to use them, I thought very carefully first, assessing if I might be in contact with pets, small children, rain, spillages etc etc. I was paranoid theyād get damaged! The couple of bags I have used routinely do need repair, but they are in no way as absolutely TRASHED as that Mulberry bag. Itās possible she bought or was gifted a fake - some are quite good copies visually - as poor quality will show with wear. But any leather can usually take some knocks & bumps, so I canāt imagine why she had to ditch the strap and put an Oliver Bonas one on! She is so spoiled and entitled.
Yeah - Ā£10k a month after tax and paying rent feels right to sustain the level of spending we've seen. That implies a total income of Ā£200-Ā£230k a year (depending on how much of her spending she claims as expenses). That's about a hundred grand more than I'd initially estimated from her known sources of income.
And she has the cheek to claim that she's going to sue someone for saying that she "probably earns more than the prime minister"?!
ETA: And if she genuinely isn't earning more than the PM then she's either wildly overspending, not saving a penny ever, isn't actually paying rent at all, or is putting serious effort into tax avoidance - with almost certainly more than one of those options in play.
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Yeah totally agree, and I think itās the PayPal tip jar that does it. Like itās linked to on every recipe on her website, regularly rattled on Twitter (at least, historically), and linked on her Twitter tip jar function so on the basis of promotion only should be her biggest revenue stream? Also people are more likely to drop one off payments than commit to a subscription, and sheās got 700+ subs on Patreonā¦. So how many tippers? We sadly have no way of understanding behaviours on there - like how much, how often, for example ppl can set up standing orders to it via PayPal, etc etc. Speculating based upon her personal conduct re her limited company but I also imagine itās totally tax free, so her gross = net. I suspect she uses that pool of cash to shop online whilst Patreon & media bits are her fixed overheads.
Also on tax sheās saving herself a fortune lol. Whilst a PAYE peasant on Ā£200k would take home Ā£9.6k pcm assuming no further deductions than tax and NI whilst Jack whoās opted out of taxation would get to bank the lot at Ā£16.7k pcm. Or at least close to, as I imagine she discloses at least some of her income.
She did. From Nov 2013. Also āfreezing and starvingā. WHERE IS THE EYEROLL EMOJI
Dear Richard Littlejohn ā here are all the things you got wrong about me | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: I'm not single, and I didn't quit my job for a life on benefits, but why let facts get in the way of your Daily Mail column?
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The Guardian enabled the duck out of her. āRead this slowly and absorbā. What a snotty little fucker she was, even back then. Barely 4 months into writing for them at that point.
Can somebody cobble together. Thread title including sox bots and buying followers?
as that would royally piss her off
as that would royally piss her off
I don't think she would have gone for him so much if she were genuinely earning more because you would have to disclose all your earnings I think? But she is thick, so it's entirely possible. And *just* less than the PM is still 10k a month...
The chickens are starting to come home to roost for people who claimed inappropriate financial support for their businesses during Covid.
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Brazen Ayrshire business chief spent majority of Ā£30,000 Covid loan on herself
Former NHS nurse Monica Coyle said her company had a turnover of Ā£130,000 but in reality it was just Ā£4,892.
She probably doesnāt class all of her earnings as income, probably only the paid gigs
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Socks, bots, and buying followers- Jack you are a real horror
I think her response to him was a knee-jerk reaction and she didn't stop to think further than getting multiple likes on twitter. People egged her on and before long she was gloating about suing him. Of course, after the fact, she was probably advised that she would have to disclose her earnings so I can't see why she has dragged this up again, unless it's just to get exposure/more 'donations' to her legal fund.
Either way, I doubt we'll see them in court any time soon.
Bots and socks, a drawer full of cocks, oh my!
We all know how tricksy with words Jack is. I would imagine sheās BRINGING IN more than that with PayPal, Patreon etc but sheās not EARNING more than that (from books, tv appearances, speaking gigs etc).
Money coming in for doing duck all, and earnings from employment are two very very different things over at Chateau Monroe.Thatās just the sort of thing the smug prick would jump on as her AHA, WRONG! You said I EARNED more!
Also, I donāt think she sees the Patreon and PayPal as anything other than āpocket moneyā for her to spunk on stuff. Like when your Grandparents used to give you 10p to spend on whatever you wanted without your parents knowing, though on a massive Monopoly money scale in her case.
Yeah and I donāt think she knows how much she earns on an annual basis, as she constantly reminds us sheās a
freelance writer with a variable income. Even Patreonās monthly payments will vary - sheāll have boom months if she gets a large cohort of new annual subscribers, but then see nothing from them for the next 11 months. She netted a loss last Patreon payday and if the new data source is to be believed will have another month of losses this payday too. She also says any old tit in the hope it sticks, so 
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