It’s almost like she’s created that list for Tattle to decipher.
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Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe
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Mince pie donut ingredients if anyone was interested 
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I can't even say I've got ADHD as I'm on the fecking waiting list but jesus that wall sheet thing gives me anxiety. You're meant to try and order the hundred channels of information and wild shouting in your brain... that's what I have to do without meds anyway
How long do you think she'll stick to this sheet thing? As many weeks as her Sunday shop? As many days at letdown larder 2.0? As many hours as staying away from Twitter?
How long do you think she'll stick to this sheet thing? As many weeks as her Sunday shop? As many days at letdown larder 2.0? As many hours as staying away from Twitter?
For public health reasons.
Slightly concerned she hasn't added "run from a vampire" to her to do list.
Gotta say I could properly go for a mince pie donut. Although Jacks would probably contain a dash of cat tit due to her maverick brain.
Be grateful for small mercies.
Just above the keyboard on right hand side:
"Lon
ger
ext
ens"
I'll wager (
) the next three letters are "ion". But for what? The poverty tome? Or the microwave pileup?
God imagine living there.
" tit I need a pen quick for my very important job"
"No!!! Not those pens, they are ALL mine, go buy your own pens!
"I only need it to write this down its life-changing pet"
*Sighs petulantly* "erm read the sign"
As she throws another blob of jelly into the fermenting curry.
End scene.
" tit I need a pen quick for my very important job"
"No!!! Not those pens, they are ALL mine, go buy your own pens!
"I only need it to write this down its life-changing pet"
*Sighs petulantly* "erm read the sign"
As she throws another blob of jelly into the fermenting curry.
End scene.
Using wallpaper for doodling on!!!???
She not know about https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/mala-drawing-paper-roll-70461088/ other children's crafts stores may stock similar
ETA - this also may be right up her street. being JL - https://www.johnlewis.com/busy-b-br...qtrwE_841yorbdYSxZwaAmvsEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
"stash for future excoriation" who writes this tit down, let alone colours it in and broadcasts it to the world?!
also, thinking of "zingers" and retaining them for future use is all a bit Mr Collins in pride+prejudice, innit
That scene is exactly what went through my mind when I saw her pen pot. Pens = friends.
This is like our very own zodiac killer cipher, good to see Jack getting into the spirit of horror week
She seems to have deleted this now!
I’ve just had a thought. You know how Jack is all of a sudden sending strangers books, you don’t think there could of been anyway she caught wind of MR’s book club early so it’s a “well Jack done it first sort of thing?
Jack's extremely organised work station is basically this
So, like, call me out if I’m getting a bit QAnon here, but we’ve all noticed that JM seems to plagiarise quite a lot of her recipes from slimming world forums etc. Anyway it seems really weird to me that she’d have a recipe written out in ounces? The imperial system was dead like, over 30 years before she was born and it clearly isn’t a recipe she has taken from family and knows well because she didn’t know how the dough would rise when questioned by a squiggle.Mince pie donut ingredients if anyone was interested
It implies she’s taken it from a US source. Anyway, just noting that all my favourite food blogs borrow from other sources but always, always credit and link to the original. Don’t think I recall seeing that in a bootstrap recipe...
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