It’s the ‘wow’ that cracks me up. It cannot be a surprise to you Jack.I like the bit where she demonstrated a fleeting nanosecond of enlightenment…
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Yes, Jack. Yes they do.
It’s the ‘wow’ that cracks me up. It cannot be a surprise to you Jack.I like the bit where she demonstrated a fleeting nanosecond of enlightenment…
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Yes, Jack. Yes they do.
I did that too when I was about 14 or so! It was on the advice of Jamie Oliver, he said it once in an interviewOne of my kids decided to turn the toaster on its side to make cheese on toast when they were about 11-12, they’d seen it online when HACKS were all the rage. Jacks antics remind me of those times.
She's just dying for "white-wing" to catch on but it hasn't, probably spends her 100 hours a week trying to think of a new witty term that will go viral
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I have a spreadsheet dear heart, let me see what's whatDear Heart @That Forensic Man could I ask you to please check your figs in your latest list as I think there may be some double-counting on fillers and Raybans? Not to make life hard for myself but I decided to update your lovely list in the wiki (2), and I don't want @colouredlines coming along and deleting the work in due course!
The easiest thing to do would be to put it into a spreadsheet with a column for the cost and one for the item [filter and sort] and then we don't duplicate . Now I feel like a right twattage for saying that, as I'm hopeless at excel but I want an accurate wiki.
@witchofwestbyfleet not to you but I sense a fellow comms / PR person in the mix...fabulous updates - go well!
It is fascinating. I didn't hear Jamie on Radio 4, but have any of Jack's radio appearances ever gone viral? They haven't have they? She honks on nasally about herself ( when she bothers to turn up that is) and how people will DIE in a gleeful fashion.She's already been brewing on THAT man stealing her radio slot yesterday and being better at it in a day over her ten years of campaigning.
She's gonna blow. (Especially since AM's screenshot identifies who she is, Jack will gun for her.)
Slightly off topic but I remember laughing for a good ten minutes when someone on Sali Hughes thread said they found Tattle through googling in exasperation 'Is Sali Hughes a wanker'.Hahaha, I came here because of the exact same photo except what I googled was "Jack Monroe annoying"
Easier to read but also and more importantly easier to identify a trend or a spending preference/pattern.I have a spreadsheet dear heart, let me see what's what
Fillers:
£2,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 4 years)
This was doubled after I saw the first lot was at least 2018, not the 2020 I'd assumed (it was 2 years not 4).
The £1,000 line was deleted from the list.
Ray bans:
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£300 2x more ray ban sunglasses
One pair was and there are more so I've added 2 more pairs, 3 pairs in the list total.
I think if you're updating the wiki (I didn't know it had been copied there, chapeau) you'll have to delete the current list and paste in the latest one:
There were various lines that were crossed out as they'd been replaced/updated elsewhere but those are now deleted.
For the next update I was planning to do something where it would be categorised into say clothes, shoes, electronics etc. to make it easier to read.
I might just to see what I get!! Told to duck off I’m guessing?Ha! Try it, if they bother to respond, you won’t like it.
She realized it in 2016, she's probably forgotten all about it by nowIt’s the ‘wow’ that cracks me up. It cannot be a surprise to you Jack.
Regarding the filler, as a filler Frau myselfhere are my thoughts regarding the total number of mls.I have a spreadsheet dear heart, let me see what's what
Fillers:
£2,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 4 years)
This was doubled after I saw the first lot was at least 2018, not the 2020 I'd assumed (it was 2 years not 4).
The £1,000 line was deleted from the list.
Ray bans:
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£300 2x more ray ban sunglasses
One pair was and there are more so I've added 2 more pairs, 3 pairs in the list total.
I think if you're updating the wiki (I didn't know it had been copied there, chapeau) you'll have to delete the current list and paste in the latest one (big spenny list + new/updated):
There were various lines that were crossed out as they'd been replaced/updated elsewhere but those are now deleted.
For the next update I was planning to do something where it would be categorised into say clothes, shoes, electronics etc. to make it easier to read.
Where's that extremely (fake) bitty waist gone then? Lying witchFor the newbie ninnies, you may or may not have seen this...I'm still having a dig around to 🔺️ some of her stuff for the epic list c/o @That Forensic Man
Enjoy and I'll be back in a bit xxx hopefully with some goodies x
As far as we know she goes too or certainly has been to Vie Aesthetics for her treatments https://www.vie-aesthetics.com/Regarding the filler, as a filler Frau myselfhere are my thoughts regarding the total number of mls.
She would certainly have had 1ml in her lips, this is a fairly standard amount for lips that look ‘natural’. I know she was starting from a baseline of lip poverty, but even still I don’t think she has more than 1ml at a time. I agree that it would last around a year, 6 months if you do things like chew your lip, don’t keep your lips hyrdrated or anything else that will make it disperse it quicker, so it’s possible she’s keeping them topped up more regularly.
Re the face, I’d say the changes are pretty noticeable, therefore my guess is she’s having 3-4ml at a time. You can get 2 year products which tend to be more expensive. I pay £270 per ml for a 2 year product but I do go to a clinic that is at the pricey end of the scale because if you feel you must duck around with your face, you want to be in well-trained hands IMO. As Jack doesn’t believe in scrimping at any time other than when she’s doing performative £20 Asda shops, she likely shares this philosophy. Plus, she may have different areas of her face filled at different times, so it’s not necessarily the case that she’s having the same areas treated each time.
If I was being conservative, I’d say 1ml per year for lips, plus an average of 3ml per 18 months for her face. Happy to be challenged on this. This is not including Botox obv, which she quite clearly has too. At the risk of doubly triangulating myself, I am rubbish at maths so this may not affect the overall total already estimated.
I did it aged 16 and working in a cafe. The cheese fat dripped onto the elements and the toaster caught fire. Luckily my boss thought it was funny.I did that too when I was about 14 or so! It was on the advice of Jamie Oliver, he said it once in an interview
I have a spreadsheet dear heart, let me see what's what
Fillers:
£2,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 4 years)
This was doubled after I saw the first lot was at least 2018, not the 2020 I'd assumed (it was 2 years not 4).
The £1,000 line was deleted from the list.
Ray bans:
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£300 2x more ray ban sunglasses
One pair was and there are more so I've added 2 more pairs, 3 pairs in the list total.
I think if you're updating the wiki (I didn't know it had been copied there, chapeau) you'll have to delete the current list and paste in the latest one (big spenny list + new/updated):
There were various lines that were crossed out as they'd been replaced/updated elsewhere but those are now deleted.
For the next update I was planning to do something where it would be categorised into say clothes, shoes, electronics etc. to make it easier to read.
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“My/The neurotic (?) brain seeks order and systems in order to function but my ADHD makes implementing and maintaining order and system utterly impossible.”
*eta I realise now it’s ‘autistic’ brain.
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@That Forensic Man, I just discovered that a frau triangulated the “investment piece butter soft leather leggings” a bit back. Here’s a photo of said butter soft monstrosities and here’s the linky link to the £££ (not Caroline of the hands hands here, an innocent stranger of the hands so I chopped the rest of the lady out)
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Jack Monroe #309 Is it even an index if it’s not in a lever arch file?
Jack: "So I'm sitting in the green room and... Viv: " Sounds glamourou..." Jack: "Shush, I'm talking..." "And Michael Portillo was there and he said I should've kept my legs shut." Viv: "How awful for you." Jack: " Yes it was. I mean I needed therapy because having someone dressed in red cords...tattle.life
Also, to all- are these DM boots already on the list? Cos if not
Finally, for anyone reading the FORENSIC list and wondering about this item from Russell Bromley
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She was obviously channeling Cherie when she bought them, cos
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And as a bonus for being well-behaved ninnies, here’s a lil pic of poverty campaigner Jack looking like a tit and very smug in a £375 Burberry scarf
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The outlet store doesI’m so behind but Burberry doesn’t have tills lol nor would you be able to pick a coat up off a rail and take it up to check out
It was an insult doing the rounds in the USA to take the piss out of Q anon, calling them cuckolds (America can keep that weirdness, they are obsessed with who is getting one over on who, just get a class system on top of your racist one)and making a play on Klu Klux Klan. As ever with word Jackie, it was a rapidly-cooling take by the time she made a note of it.I know this was probably mentioned in the past when she first did the wallpaper writing thing and if it was I obviously missed it at the time but what the living duck is ‘The Q-Cucks-Klan supposed to mean?!
Sitting here like a pov trying to figure out how this works send knowledgeosI’m so behind but Burberry doesn’t have tills lol nor would you be able to pick a coat up off a rail and take it up to check out