Hahaha, I came here because of the exact same photo except what I googled was "Jack Monroe annoying"I Googled ‘Jack Monroe black eye’ because no one was talking about it on Twitter and i thought I was going insane, and it brought me to Frauland….
Hahaha, I came here because of the exact same photo except what I googled was "Jack Monroe annoying"I Googled ‘Jack Monroe black eye’ because no one was talking about it on Twitter and i thought I was going insane, and it brought me to Frauland….
Are you joking, all I want for Xmas is a canal watchalong of JM doing stand up on live TV, it would be funnier than any comedian!And she's something JM will never be; naturally funny & interesting. Monroe has mentioned before that some people told her she should do stand-up comedy. No, she really shouldn't.
oooh she’s not going to like that….Hope no one expected a quiet night
We need a curfew for this stuff. Could be a late one.oooh she’s not going to like that….Hope no one expected a quiet night
She's already been brewing on THAT man stealing her radio slot yesterday and being better at it in a day over her ten years of campaigning.We need a curfew for this stuff. Could be a late one.
She shouldn’t do sit down comedy either, she’s had a sense of humour bypassAnd she's something JM will never be; naturally funny & interesting. Monroe has mentioned before that some people told her she should do stand-up comedy. No, she really shouldn't.
Ha! Try it, if they bother to respond, you won’t like it.Haha! Yes! I was very tempted to email the Graun asa disgruntled reader asking if they actually bother researching people before writing their puff piece. Very pleased about this!
What the duck? This is a woman who thought a flapping fish toy was hilarious & has all the wit of wallpaper paste. The only way Jack could be funny is by walking on stage & starting her godawful poetry or singing then disappearing abruptly down a trapdoor that a rogue stagehand operates. And even that would only make me laugh properly if she was stuck down there for quite a while, pleading to be rescued in that widdecombe warble and someone slammed the lid.And she's something JM will never be; naturally funny & interesting. Monroe has mentioned before that some people told her she should do stand-up comedy. No, she really shouldn't.
Always us on the night shift.
I hate that photo so much it makes me irrational. Her weird hunched scrunched up middle, yeugh. And why is she on her goddamn sideboard? Wearing a weird droopy bra top?
Is no one going to mention the weird Rambo-inspired headband? Why? Just, why?For me, it has to be the fake black eye. Bizarre attention seeking behaviour from a woman in her 30s.
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"Somethings simmering..." The canal never did find out what. View attachment 1645893
Hey Southend! What’s the deal with airplane food? If only I had airplane meals when I was in the poverty and starving and I had to sell my lightbulbs!Are you joking, all I want for Xmas is a canal watchalong of JM doing stand up on live TV, it would be funnier than any comedian!
Imagine the squigs who don't know who jack is, tweeting at the BBC "never book the nasal one again, they were dire"
I think someone's softly gently unlogged her out of twitter. She was allowed a one hour window the other night for the tories but the normal wakeup 12 o clock post was on insta and she hasn't been back since. If so, it's a good idea, she's a menace on twitter frankly and if they could block her from viewing it as well as posting she'd be better off. I mean this sincerely, she had a long while off twitter after whatever the intense therapy/rehab/aparthotel thing was and naturally the threads here were slowing down as well.She's already been brewing on THAT man stealing her radio slot yesterday and being better at it in a day over her ten years of campaigning.
She's gonna blow. (Especially since AM's screenshot identifies who she is, Jack will gun for her.)
Slightbut that looks like Russell’s Sign. There’s another photo on this thread showing her rings with another one. Between this, her penchant for slop and crumbly teeth I think Jack is telling the truth about a chronic ED. It’s very sad to think about what propping up her carefully crafted pretence is doing to her MH. But then again, I’ve never seen resistance and denial like it.They look like the knuckles of someone who regularly makes them self vomit - which if true is very sad.
I’m so behind but Burberry doesn’t have tills lol nor would you be able to pick a coat up off a rail and take it up to check outWell that part at least is easily refutable bullshit. All in her very own words too.When she was with Leggy in 2015 she dropped between £6,500-£7,000 on two Burberry coats; a beige trench coat and a leather jacket. The leather jacket is a pretty well known piece and was around a lot at the time; Britney Spears had one too. It was a Burberry Brit and cost about £5k. The trench coats cost over £1,500, even back then. This is the average trench coat/mac price today.
View attachment 1645364The resale value of those trench coats is pretty consistent and there’s always demand for them. As for the leather jacket, even now, the resale value of her leather jacket WORN is over £1,500 and there is still demand for them. This is a high end legit designer resale website and is this year.
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All that to say, that’s quite the pair of investment pieces. Except she did not sell them when in 2017 she ‘came out as still skint’, had a massive rattle of the can, turning on her tip jar and starting her Patreon (this from the Wiki)
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At that point, the investment piece leather jacket had not even been worn. How do I know this? Because in Feb 2020 Jack told us a long (bullshit filled) self absorbed story about buying it and the trench coat back in 2015 and that the leather had never been worn. Credit to @PineappleQueen19 who originally found this.
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She in fact had a rattle rattle beg the month before this
View attachment 1645404She also had another MASSIVE rattle of the can very shortly after this article was written in Feb 2020, very early in the pandemic when all her work dried up. (Thanks to Jenny numbers for this one)View attachment 1645409
(except it didn’t- DKL, Hellman’s etc etc anyone?!). Anyway, point being this was all when she was still sitting on a couple of grand’s worth of ‘Burberry investment’ to sell in lean times.
It’s an assumption, but she may well even still be sitting on that ‘lean times Burberry investment’, including when she was boiling soap in July 2022. And going a little too far with the rattling and begging… Never kind Jack, you can always sell the investments!
It's also implying that homeless people are stupid, when that's not the case. People become homeless for so many reasons, relationship breakdowns, job loss, MH issues, family kicking them out etc. In my husband's case it was addiction, which had spiralled due to a relationship breakdown. The man could most definitely cook though. There'd be no Yorkshire pudding or potato shaming directed at him, that's for sure!I think I'm missing something here - no home means no cooker, and if you're cooking in the hostel in their kitchen to learn how then they can just lend you the cookbook that you need, right? How many copies of a cookbook will one hostel need? So is more than one place it's happening and I'm just confused? I can't imagine anyone, homeless or not, sitting down and just reading a cookbook and that alone teaches them to cook. Do ten copies mean ten people are going to sit and memorise the recipes for when they can finally cook in their own home, and then pass them on to the next ten? Or is it maybe that this cookbook is the greatest work of literature ever and so everyone is keen to read it so they'll need at least 500 copies to stop fights breaking out over slop recipes?
Sorry if what's actually happening here is obvious to everyone else, I just don't get it at all.
I need a slap round the chops, she looks half decent there.
"How many grifters does it take to unscrew a lightbulb"Hey Southend! What’s the deal with airplane food? If only I had airplane meals when I was in the poverty and starving and I had to sell my lightbulbs!
So, my mother in law said the funniest thing. Except she’s not my mother in law because Old Harold LEFT!
I bought a dog with no nose. How does he smell? He smells just fine thank you. He goes to the groomers every two weeks and is very well looked after. I can’t even tell a joke without the ebil canal trolling me.
Why aren’t you laughing? Doyouwantmetostopbreathing????
Molly already has Mihaela public on her profile so Jack will have been cyberstalking every Mihaela in the land for months now!She's already been brewing on THAT man stealing her radio slot yesterday and being better at it in a day over her ten years of campaigning.
She's gonna blow. (Especially since AM's screenshot identifies who she is, Jack will gun for her.)