"my head doesn't work like everyone else's" - everyone and their mom has done a "green eggs and ham" recipe, you microwaved plum.
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I have heard I have critics, vengeful and bitter. Some come from Insta and some come from Twitter. But I'm not just a prat. I'm self-righteous you see. Now my troublesome squigs are going to have trouble with me!
How does anyone even know their head doesn’t work like everyone else’s? It’s such an arrogant thing to say ‘oh my head is so much more special than everyone else’s who are all just homogeneous lumpen idiots’. I wouldn't ever claim to know how anyone else’s head worked as no-one can ever know how another person thinks or operates
She’s probably still playing six degrees of Jack Monroe to find a way to take credit for it? Don’t call it a comeback…
ETA the liking of her own tweets doesn’t look like a Twitter glitch to me.
"Give it a little willy then eat it" please elaborate on how/why you give a jelly baby a willy?
It’s just one of those things you get taught so just have to continue doing. It involves using you nails to pinch a little v shape which looks like a willy, from a space and possibly squinting, it makes the grandchildren giggle"Give it a little willy then eat it" please elaborate on how/why you give a jelly baby a willy?
..the undisputed Queen of the slums… perfect lol
I think you mean 'like unexpected hideously decaying copulating butterflies joined together on a rotten corkboard in a moment in time', dear heart.
Nige did it a while ago, with a pesto crepe with ham inside. Except hers was edible.
Green Eggs and Ham
This weekend breakfast favourite can, frankly, be eaten at any time of the day with equal relish and has also in its favour that children (who in my experience would probably eat anything if it had pesto in it) love it. This is entirely proper, of course, given that — very obviously — the recipe...
www.nigella.com
As we are in a period of non chaos and have the opportunity to get some admin completed (it mate). May I make a suggestion for an addition to the wiki?
Something along the lines of “People who would have been fired from their jobs if Jacks BS stories were true”
Examples I have:
1. The security guard who let JM waltz into the House of Commons without ID or any kind of paperwork
2. Jacks inside man at the coroners office sending her all sorts of confidential files
i appreciate this is a piss poor start but more informed tattlers may be able to add to this?
Something along the lines of “People who would have been fired from their jobs if Jacks BS stories were true”
Examples I have:
1. The security guard who let JM waltz into the House of Commons without ID or any kind of paperwork
2. Jacks inside man at the coroners office sending her all sorts of confidential files
i appreciate this is a piss poor start but more informed tattlers may be able to add to this?
I’ve only been here since August. Has anyone in the canal ever made the rinsed hoop recipe? If not, I’m feeling reckless.
Security/organisers who let her crash a G8 dinner last-minute (and nick bread rolls)
I’ve just clenched my buttocks through her Insta reels. How is she SO inappropriate? The videos with the kitten are creepy as heck it’s like she’s nuzzling a lover, it’s grim grim grim. She’s talking about her appearance for a whole dagnabbit paragraph before she even bothers with the poor kitten’s health. <furious>
Anyway, have we factored in the Experian fees for this sponsored opportunity to showcase herself? It’s not just about you? Jackie dear it‘s always about you
Anyway, have we factored in the Experian fees for this sponsored opportunity to showcase herself? It’s not just about you? Jackie dear it‘s always about you
Somebody did a couple of months back and fed it to their sister. I still have nightmares.
Edit: It was @MistyWindows : https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-356-i-can-put-30p-in-the-mortgage-harold.32407/post-11116377
She's autistic don't you know. Do you want her to stop breathing?How does anyone even know their head doesn’t work like everyone else’s? It’s such an arrogant thing to say ‘oh my head is so much more special than everyone else’s who are all just homogeneous lumpen idiots’. I wouldn't ever claim to know how anyone else’s head worked as no-one can ever know how another person thinks or operates
Seems like I had a narrow escape there, all kudos to @MistyWindows. I’ll make Mr Tender some burgers instead. Burgers. Fnarrr.
Ok, that makes more sense. I was imagining taking the arm off one to do a penis transplant
. Next time I see a jelly baby I'll attempt to penify it
gotta say I'm with this squig
just wanna get back to normal with some slop to laugh at, outrageously expensive possessions to triangulate or stupid opinions to snark at
just wanna get back to normal with some slop to laugh at, outrageously expensive possessions to triangulate or stupid opinions to snark at
I can't be doing that. Not with my knees.
One of my dogs is unwell and the vomit she produced earlier looked suspiciously like the car-Brie-nara. Jack, send royaltyos immediately.
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