There's such a stark contrast between the big lips photo and the normal one.
p.s. Vlad wants me to stop breathing.
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p.s. Vlad wants me to stop breathing.
Isn't that exactly what HH2 was supposed to be?
Main course = 11:15pm, after a "meeting"
I had my lip filler topped up yesterday. They are super swollen and painful today and look EXACTLY like Jack’s in that ridiculous profile pic. I’m hiding until they go down but Jack is proudly showing hers off.There's such a stark contrast between the big lips photo and the normal one.
p.s. Vlad wants me to stop breathing.
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I’m sorry but what is ‘leftover Brie?’ What has it been leftover from? Just finish the Brie by shovelling it in your gob on a bit of baguette or cracker. Can’t even deal with the bork curry. No no.
Coming from the past a bit here but banana, tea and chickpea curry?!
Wtf?! We have to share the same planet as these kind of sick people. They could be standing next to us or even our work colleagues for all we know.
Sick.
Fascinated to see how this all plays out now given how long she’s been quiet for. She frustrates the tit out of me - she was born into quite a nice lifestyle (depending on which story you read), she STILL has a huge platform and people willing to go out and bat for her - stupid as they are. She still gets interviews and airtime on TV and radio (this pisses me off as it denies someone who actually knows what their talking about airtime instead), she’s a good looking girl - despite the stupid photo edits - and that appeals to the basement dwelling bishop bashers, and on top of that she must have a network / contacts that reaches far and wide.
She could still do so much good for so many people. Yet she continues to act like a humourless, entitled, arrogant throbber.
Yes 2008 I think. A wet summer in UK wheat prices shot up. Totally agree re the white sliced bread thing.
Sorry to always be boring but:
Thank you to Oot and other fraus who spotted this secret window into her numbers - currently picking at it to see how we can automate capture… but we opened the month with 700 subs, if we opened Nov 2022 with 664 that would be churn of 5.1%, the second highest monthly loss since records began (highest being last month’s 7.3%). We are only in the first week of the month, too…
Imagine if every month ur employer was docking over 5% pay you’d look for another job. Jacqui hun the game might very well be up.
Thank you to Oot and other fraus who spotted this secret window into her numbers - currently picking at it to see how we can automate capture… but we opened the month with 700 subs, if we opened Nov 2022 with 664 that would be churn of 5.1%, the second highest monthly loss since records began (highest being last month’s 7.3%). We are only in the first week of the month, too…
Imagine if every month ur employer was docking over 5% pay you’d look for another job. Jacqui hun the game might very well be up.
You are never boring, dear heart xSorry to always be boring but:
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Thank you to Oot and other fraus who spotted this secret window into her numbers - currently picking at it to see how we can automate capture… but we opened the month with 700 subs, if we opened Nov 2022 with 664 that would be churn of 5.1%, the second highest monthly loss since records began (highest being last month’s 7.3%). We are only in the first week of the month, too…
Imagine if every month ur employer was docking over 5% pay you’d look for another job. Jacqui hun the game might very well be up.
Your patreon round ups are some of my favourite posts.
Bless you dear heart x As a gift come bearing Leggy refusing to wash her hands on live TV as haven’t seen it on my skim reads -
Maybe it was staying round hers that gave Jack’s stomach the constitution it has for her years old rancid ingredients …
But Jack is an inflation analyst now so she'll have loads of work coming in.Imagine if every month ur employer was docking over 5% pay you’d look for another job. Jacqui hun the game might very well be up.
Phew!
I wish I'd thought of that!
Are those roast potatoes or cocktail sausages? Genuine question bc I still need to grunk through this thread. At least they do look edible, whereas the stodgy mass to the right is just mystifying. Possibilities include:
-some kind of loaf - mince loaf, meatloaf (but not the singer)
-claggy nut roast with stringy bits
-big surprise haggis
-something fungal, mossy and/or foraged
-something that was once alive but is now certainly dead
-sunflower seeds on a bed of birds nest
-misguided attempt at cake. *melt-in-middle with inexplicable prune/black olive/black bean sauce/sliver of gloop.
-third eye attached to something unpleasant. The food has achieved sentience. It is watchful.
-Jack has found a way to reproduce asexually like an amoeba. This is the result. The black thing is a beady shark eye.
bleeping Jessica Taylor. People do talk about financial trauma. She wouldn’t know because she’s not a bleeping clinician, and doesn’t know the nuances of how we talk about trauma. The last thing Twitter needs is her and Jack ganging up together to scare the tit out of vulnerable people and exploit them.
Patreon Payday has just dropped as well, no wonder we have a cocky bio update...
Thermals at the ready Southend frauen, there be blizzards on the way!
I was coming here to say exactly the same thing. Sick of this 'nobody talks about' nonsense when there are people who've been slogging their guts out at a regular job dealing with it day in day out for years. Just because we're not all bringing attention to it by yowling in hotel bathrooms or giving it sideboob on social media at the same time doesn't mean people aren't doing their bit.
So she liked that tweet about Asda doing stuff for the over 60s… Why the duck didn’t she retweet it? Why isn’t she highlighting this thing? I will never understand anything she does (or doesn’t do) 🫠
I love your update posts too!
I didn’t notice it before, but for a spilt second, Leggy’s face, just after Steph tells her to wash her hands, has the same energy as Jack’s “lost hairband face”.
The Great Potato Flounce followed by the Frantic Patreon Panic Return.
Return of the Jack, here it is, Return of the Jack
Return of the Jack, here it is, Return of the Jack Yeah I loathe that ‘why dont we talk about’ bullshit. Like they’ve decided they’ve discovered new, unplumbed depths of the human psyche. I went to the gp in the midst of our v hard poor times for an unrelated issue, maybe even with one of the kids and my gp looked very beadily at me and asked if I was alright, if I was working and my hours, how I was at home and I answered honestly, yes fine to everything-just having money troubles at the moment so I’m very stressed I think-then because I hadn’t really talked to anyone I started to well up and apologised saying ‘it’s not really a health issue is it haha’ type of ‘get me outta here’ chat. She was so kind and rightly pointed out that internalised/repressed stress is very much a health issue. She recommended I try yoga and swimming and hooked me up with the health pass for our local leisure centre. That was nearly 20 years ago so yeah Jessica-clinicians are talking about it. People going through it can’t talk about it and people who’ve been through it just want to move on/help others going through it.
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