More to the point, as soon as she saw the tag 'Minimum of degree qualified in nutrition science', she didn't want to play anymore. Why waste time doing that when you can set up shop as an expert in nutrition with no qualifications whatsoever
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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More to the point, as soon as she saw the tag 'Minimum of degree qualified in nutrition science', she didn't want to play anymore. Why waste time doing that when you can set up shop as an expert in nutrition with no qualifications whatsoever
Almost as important, people are treating the flying morons with the contempt they deserve which tends to send them packing. Take note, anyone who ever finds themselves under attack. They absolutely cannot handle anyone laughing at them. Just like Mumma Jack.What was the daft sod thinking promoting the parody accountNigella is a daft sod too but she would either ignore it or laugh with it.
They've gained about a thousand followers since this morning.
She needs to accept she has lost control of twitter. Yes she still has her increasingly strange supporters but more and more people are just openly laughing at her humourless pomposity
Just been off on a little doggy side-trip with Iggy Pop, Joan Jett and my favourite 80s goth cover version by Paralisis Permanente
Why would you take it out of the stand and pretend it was a real knife? Make it make sense
Very true
Which is why Tom Potato and Parody Jack have done well. Bemused intelligent contempt is the way to go.
She knows nothing about frugal living or having to look after belongings, because people who HAVE NOWT don't let their tools get into this shocking state! The best of it is, some tin foil would get rid of the vast majority of that rust. Stick THAT in your bleeping frugal living book, Jack Monroe grifter (and all round despicable lazy arse!).
I am rapidly becoming DEAD. Stop it. WARNED!
£1.25 so Google says. I remember when they were about 25p. Haven't been in a Greggs shop since the 90s so I'm well out of touch.
My OH (hasn't LEFT) made some sausage rolls
at the weekend. They were delicious, Wacko Jacko could only dream of being able to cook anything so tasty (that looked tasty and golden, too).Yes. That’s from Potatoes. If anyone here needs a reminder of just how grisly and emotionally manipulative Jacks writing is, Potatoes is the best example.
What makes me laugh about the bit you’ve picked out is that she goes from blatant lies about the extent of her destitution and even, unforgivably, compares her fake period of poverty to being avictim of CSA, and then immediately after, “Anyways, so yes I’m very poor and traumatised. I live in a three bedroom house by the sea…”
Very true
Which is why Tom Potato and Parody Jack have done well. Bemused intelligent contempt is the way to go.
A good point well made
BIB: Please dear gods let this be the next thread title!Agatha Grifty thinks she’s
I’m praying for a plot twist reveal that Tom Potato Legend is behind the parody account!
ETA: ? Had a mini chaos sorry!
I’ve been trying to work out what my reaction would be to being given a breakfast bowl al la Jack’s by a romantic partner. The only conclusion I can come to is that I’d be completely weirded out.
I proffer Aldi sossig lolz instead
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Small bedrooms?! They're all doubles! Her first floor is the same size as my ENTIRE HOUSE (also 3 bed). This witch never even had the box room as a kid, did she?
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I'd like to nominate 'more flounces than an 80s wedding dress' as a new thread title or at least suggest we steal it and sprinkle it around like pobp. Thanks to this fine squig for coming up with it.
I was just idly having a peek at her insta and I simply MUST post this picture in full length once again because everything about it is truly effing demented.
Not sure - but whoever photoshopped that pic remembered to make her right side a size 8 whilst forgetting to shrink the left down from [looks at self in mirror wearing a big shirt] about a 16.
ETA: God, I've just realised - the chin and jawline on that looks like it's been done with a 30/60 square - it's PYTHAGORAS!!!
When did she delete this mornings tweet?
Only just saw, do you think she was watching the parody acc. and literally scratching holes in herself as the followers went up?
Only just saw, do you think she was watching the parody acc. and literally scratching holes in herself as the followers went up?
Found this smol cutesy pickle trying to channel Jack. 
Had to fix the words though.
PS absolutely despise her use of "lil" (I'm using it sarcastically) almost as much as the ~
People using it need to duck off seriously do one!
Had to fix the words though.
PS absolutely despise her use of "lil" (I'm using it sarcastically) almost as much as the ~
People using it need to duck off seriously do one!
As bad as the bowl of romantic doggy inspired puke is I find the response worse
"Can't wait to wife you right up"
Worse than holibobs and platty joobs.
"Can't wait to wife you right up"
Worse than holibobs and platty joobs.
I'm not sure what time she deleted it, I think it was mid-late afternoon. After the account went from 274 followers when she tweeted to a current total of 1114. Another absolute banger from the Bootstrap Crook.
Yes but she sleeps on the sofa so it doesn’t count. Send cashos quick!
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