He did, that's how I heard of it.
He did, that's how I heard of it.Haha I love that award. Didn't Alan Titmarsh win it one year.
OH GOD, my brain had already shut down from the ovary part and the last bit didn't even register.Wow, stellar editing there Bluebird. Personally I don't want to think about ovaries, arteries or Elvis dying on the toilet when I'm making dinner so that's a brave decision to leave that in.
Oh definitely, and at least this one's not promising anything in return. An honourable scammer
Thread title nomination, pleaseEntirely average
First of all Jack, NO ONE thinks that is you.
Why for the love of LJC, had she brought her ovaries into this? It doesn’t even make sense!Mine justhonksrecites this -
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This!I know there is a Bad Sex in Fiction award, I wonder if there is a similar one for food writing.
I remember other times that Jack Left, not many of her followers were overly concerned, given how many of them there are. She has primed the pump for them this time with her pinned post. Still no deluge.
For me the biggest underlying issue is how easy it is to raise funds, online or otherwise, on a personal basis , and how little accountability there is.
ha ha ha!Did you know they were in the mood when they started sniffing?
Some do. But we're talking about Jack's flying monkeys here, they're not exactly known for their intelligence or sense of humour. Much like Jack.First of all Jack, NO ONE thinks that is you.
Fishy butter. Why is she like this? I was having a nice day.Mine justhonksrecites this -
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This!
How many of her half million followers have just forgotten they're following her? JM won't appear in their newsfeeds on a regular basis, especially as she's mostly tweeting late at night or through the night. This is probably the reason the follower number won't drop dramatically - I bet if Twitter automatically unfollowed if you've had no interaction with someone after a set time*, she'd be dropping faster than her knickers at a burger baiting party a stone bed pan full of hotpumblesashes!
*I wish Twatter and Instagram would do this. Would love to see ALL of the fake bought followerson IG disappear overnight, rather than just a handful, and see what it did to certain influenzas' - like Hunch - follower numbers!
The problem with editing her writing is that you’d have nothing left at the end of the process!She cannot pull off sexy writing. Or writing in general. Or food. The last thing anyone wants to think about here is cupcake frosting, fish, brown specks or Jack Monroe's ovaries (really, her ovaries? Is she yearning to give birth to a giant pile of anchovy paste? This isn't make any sense).
I've just experienced like 10 different emotions at once. Wtf is her editor playing at?
I absolutely love it when a recently signed up Frau reads something Jack has written and thinks we've made it up.Oh LJC she didn’t actually write this? Tell me you’re joking, I beg of you.
And then she gave up any pretense of subtlety and came up with "Fuck Me Sauce."Well she wrote an entire recipe for a prune smoothie with an intro that implied it’d make you shit yourself, so a bit of veg wanking seems on-brand for her.
Also, remember the days where she tried to go all Nigella with the sexy food names. Come to Bed Carbonara. Boak.
Why does she *hate* food? Courgettes can be the most delicious thing if cooked with love, anybody trying that will be put off for LIFE. And another thing: what, in the name of all that's holy, is her f*cking obsession with lemon juice?? I know it's a Cypriot thing (visited there many years ago), but there is no need for it to feature in every.single.dish. Also, bottled juice is rank. Sorry for the rant, I actually like food.
I love butter. I love anchovies. One of my best memories is sitting with my Grandad eating Patum Peperium on hot toast. This makes me want to hurl, especially her description of the smell as overpowering.Mine justhonksrecites this -
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I believe it's not the only overstep, according to book reviews, she thinks it makes her look funny/accessible/modern or whatever?I'm surprised that went to print. Looks like Bluebird doesn't have beta readers.
I am a frau of a certain age and I can HEAR that picture!Real photo:
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