LJ rich, she appears with mrs Martin Lewis on the tellybox
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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No, Jack. My neighbourhood isn’t filled with cartoonish characters trying to dispose of suspicious amounts of homegrown courgettes every summer, this isn’t The Darling Buds of May.
I can only imagine ever eating this after being the lone survivor of some sort of nucleur situation and I have already gone through all the local stray cats.
‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
That's so embarrassing. That's dire. What is wrong with her? So much cringe, so much why?!
I'm surprised that went to print. Looks like Bluebird doesn't have beta readers.‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
That story about parliament is absolute pony Jackie. Also people who work there call It the palace 
It's such irony all the squigs calling the parody account a bully. You could just put their tweets under Jack's actual account and s they would make sense, more sense in fact!
'very, very carefully, using a spatula, remove the pancake and turn it over'
Or in normal parlance, not to meet some word count criteria and trying to appear cheffy - 'turn it over'.
Yes, I’m getting that vibe too. Are you talking about LM?
Haha, better than 'the strawberries I sing to' or whatever thing in her vegetable patch she was singing to. Or worse: the 'stir, stir, stir,' in self-love stew. I think there are few pieces of her writing so grating as Self
ETA - catching up back-to-front and just saw the piece quoted and it was chard she was singing to....
She's really not funny in the slightest and her attempts at innuendo (or indeed being 'sexy'‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
) come across as creepy and disgusting tbh 
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This will probs have been said already but it’s used quite often in AA in relation to a resentment - the irony is that we live rent free in her head whereas I Tattle, I do other things, I don’t think about her during the day, I Tattle then log off and don’t give her a second thought.
So if there’s any rent free living, it ain’t in my head pal!
Resting Grift Face.How about this one? It’s inadvertently GLORIOUS with her new profile pic “glamour shot” now attached to it.
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The worst thing is that she can't take the piss out of herself. Not everyone is funny or elegant. That's fine. It's the self-importance and wanting to be the maverick-smol-pixie-genius-strong-and-yet-so-vulnerable-wunder-cook.She's really not funny in the slightest and her attempts at innuendo (or indeed being 'sexy'
‘Polite girl?’‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
Nooo because why does she sound like when I used to make prank calls to family as a child, and I pinched my nose to disguise my voice
Exactly Lenny! I blocked her and muted mentions of her on Twitter, unfollowed pages that reposted her every fart....... because I was actually sick of seeing her everywhere. I come here to find out what has been going on/have a laugh.
I still can't get over the state of the knives, are they meant to look like that? I have one TK Maxx Sabatier and it's clean because... I wash it?
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