Tbf she does live rent-free in my head but it's a house of multiple occupancy and she's confined to the oubliette for most of the day.
Jack has also blocked the parody account.She's deleted the tweet telling everyone to report the parody account
She is pathetic in the true meaning of the word. What a laughable desperado.Jack has also blocked the parody account.
Omg she’s Kat Slater from Bo Selecta.How big are her lips in that profile picture, she is starting to look like a spitting image character. Please stop pet.
Whats with the shirt? she looks like its a dating website profile pic and one of those ones where you really dont get what's on the menu.View attachment 1622436
Oh dear. The new pic is attracting negative comment. DO THEY WANT JACK TO LITERALLY STOP BREATHING???????
I swear she asks Mammy E for help with stuff. I’m sure I read something once where she said her mum taught her you can just make risotto with long grain rice. Covering the hot water in the sink with a baking tray to stop it getting cold sounds like an old “cover the tin bath whilst you’re boiling kettles to fill it” tip of yesteryear. Jack has elevenerifed it by pretending poor people should risk their cotton/poly mix sheets by putting greasy hot metal next to them to “warm the bed”You'd need to have disordered eating and/or sleep patterns to have the oven on right before bed. By the time you ate the food the pans would be cold. Even if you whipped them from the oven without eating, they'd be cooling fast by the time you'd carried them upstairs to the bedroom. The cost to put the oven on long enough to heat the baking trays to warm and grease up your bed for 30 seconds far outweighs boiling a cup full of water for a hot water bottle. Daft twat
I keep her in my orangeryTbf she does live rent-free in my head but it's a house of multiple occupancy and she's confined to the oubliette for most of the day.
Was that only after realising that by tagging the parody account in, they could actually answer back, or was it after losing another 10k now enlightened followers & pointing them & others straight to her nemesis who is largely doing an excellent job of the unexpected spotlightJack has also blocked the parody account.
Good Lord that is some poor editing. Why has she resized her whole head????Her new twitter profile pic looks like something from MySpace, if it was her dating profile she'd be accused of catfishing.
Jack lives rent-free in my head, I am her landlordI keep her in my orangery
Yes, it's like Death by (Bad) Photoshop."The Spy Who Burgered Me".
OT I have a genuine ouchy mouth as one of my teeth crumbled away when eating a Milky Way and I've just had the tooth fixed. Send crown-os.
Wheezing at the new profile picture.
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1) Love the llamaStill off Twitter! Wow. Is this going to be a record? Will she ever come back?
I was thinking about that bizarre IG post where she talks about SB laughing at her sexy pictures.Thankfully, I doubt the veracity of that piece of Monroe ick, but it makes me wonder: what response did she hope to elicit from that story? It shows a total lack of boundaries, for one thing. It's yet another example of Jack centring herself. They could look through old photos of SB so they can laugh at baby pics or reminisce about nice days out, but nope - Jack chooses to focus on her own photos. Even worse, she suggests that her young son is interested in looking at her arty photos. I don't know her son's exact age, but he's in the range of 'peak disinterest' when everything parents do begins to get awkward and he'll want some space. So, considering all that, why would she post it? Do you think she likes the negative attention as much, if not more, than the praise? I'm beginning to think Jack's one of those people who get bored when there's no drama, so she chooses to create it by posting provocative messages (provocative meaning controversial, attention-grabbing - not sexy). You know how those people on 'Housewives of -Some Rich Place-' always love stirring whenever friendships are going too smoothly? Like that.
My mum brought out old photos of a trip we took to the farm where we got spat on by an angry llama. That llama was the Jack Monroe of the animal world, exhibiting unprovoked hostility and inexplicable teeth, and it must have known I'd become a future frau. Anyway, I think that's the sort of thing SB might find funny - shared memories of silly things.
This is not the llama, but it's near enough. In fact it looks a bit like an interchangeable alpaca?
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Fraus, be happy for me. I’ve reached the point of enlightenment where I saw the tweet had gone and laughed for a good long minute. I needed that!Jack has also blocked the parody account.
Ah yeah this isn’t going to work. Your Twitter squigs like the hellsite Jack. You’re a fairly big noise there. You’re gonna get crushed on Insta and they’ll all get blocked and reported for their threatening posts and flying monkey behaviour. You’ll be everyone’s Story about what a twat you are. Start practising your Tik-Tok skills or your next stop will be Trump’s Truth Social.
I keep her in the bin, where she belongs. She has plenty to eat as we make sure there are a few scraps in there. I'm sure she can make a picnic from old teabags, (sorry ninnies but milk is vileI keep her in my orangery
The sculptor asked not to be identified. The winner modified the bust by hollowing out the nose and using it as a stashbox. When SaffronWalken pcso's popped in for a welfare check, the winner claimed the bust was full of caster sugar, made everyone a cuppa, and none of them was ever heard from again.I’ve searched and the sculptor hasn’t mentioned it and I found no joy with the winner’s name, either. A particularly eager & persistent squig (who clearly reads here) has now asked what happened with it.
I used to work at one of his restaurantsSexual assault.
BIB thread title nominationIf only she could Facetune herself into a decent human being? She's like something out of Blade Runner. A Replicant (or Replicunt?!) with a pantry. I realise my comments sound mean but I'm fucking sick of her, her grifting and leading people down the garden path constantly. It needs to stop.
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