I suspect she wants the knives to look old and well used, once she bought them with her Patreon money, I reckon she buried them in the garden for a bit, bashed them about on the patio, added some SLOP, baked them in the oven and then VOILA, her knives look a bit like Allegra’s.Left it wet/dirty after use. For some time, I woukd think.
How can we be sure who the real Jack Monroe is when she looks drastically different in every photo.
Work enquiries like “Dear Rosemary, I am writing to enquire why that grifting charlatan client of yours Jack Monroe never seems to do any actual work in her “100 hour work weeks” and instead takes money from people while either providing nothing in return, or that she grifts into her personal accounts for other states purposes, and just keeps it?”It says work enquiries. WARNED.
New recipe:Maybe the parody Jack twitter account sent her over the edge and made her reactivate.
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Probably when they wrote this edible recipe.
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(Just kidding, I knew she couldn't resist the Lee Anderson discourse)
If Jack ever gets a statue, I will devote the rest of my days on this earth to ensuring there is always a traffic cone atop her head.
Do you think she applied all 78 of her lipsticks AT ONCE?Absolutely h-owling and fizzing at the profile pic. The lips have officially reached cartoon proportions. Jessica Rabbit-esque.
It's been a long time but I think I remember it being a rumour on the Mums of the Net (am I right in thinking you're not allowed to say that name here or am I being unnecessarily chaotic?). It was one of those "you'll never guess which celebrity is doing this" kind of Take a Break/Chat Magazine rumours. No idea what connected it to Jack though.Sorry if this has been asked/answered before, but I’ve seen lots of comments on theissue - is this based on anything specific like people seeing her out locally, or just linked to the way she behaves and the weird hours she spends raging on Twitter? I definitely think it’s v credible, but just wondered if there is any more to it that I’ve maybe missed?
THAT MAN grew up in near Saffron Walden.
Jack's achilles heel is absolutely a lack of ability to laugh at herself. This is why she has lost it now on twitter as she is being ridiculed. The rinsed hoops, the potatoes, parody accounts.There is nothing on this earth funnier than someone who cannot take a joke at their own expense. More so when you know she's crashing about the shitty bungalow with a lost bobble face on her over the whole thing. The flying morons getting angry about it are the cherry on top. A superb chaos and she's not even been back a full day.
Her FM's really are quite lacking in the brain department.Old Lag 1: What you in for, mate?
Old Lag 2: Got a 10 stretch for running a Jack Monroe parody account on Twitter.
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From the new pic, I’m wondering if she’s hoping for the lead in the next James Bond film?
Dr Dr No
Three Diamond Rings Aren’t Forever
The Girl with the Golden Spoons
From Russia with Glove
Thunderclap
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