I'm guessing the new sucker mouth pic is her joke about all the suckers who pay her money for nothing?
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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Don't know if was like this before today (others are just "not tweeted")Jesus, I really would have an aneurism (cause of death: laughter) if they got her permanently suspended for malicious manipulation of Twitter. Shakespeare couldn’t write a better ending
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Jack shares many similarities with Donald. Grandiose sense of importance, zero shame, main character energy, love of money, bad taste and weird hairdo.
The picture on twitter was posted September 26th, so it's the other way round. She admitted on Twitter that Content needed a haircut, then flew off the handle on Insta when people said the same thing a few days later.Oh. For. Goodness. Sake
She seemed to spent the entire weekend arguing with everyone saying the dog needed to go to the groomers.
Squigs: That dogs coat needs trimming
Jack. No it doesn't. I go to a dog cafe eleventy times a month so I know it doesn't.
Squigs: It does need cutting, it's in her eyes
Jack: Stop hounding me constantly with these lies. I'm constantly attacked with people making things up
(12 hours later)
Jack: My dog needs a haircut
Explain the madness
(Not having a go but I think it's important to be accurate because otherwise she gets a weapon to use against people criticising her).
Is she having a laugh with that profile picture? It’s absolutely bleeping ridiculous, surely she knows it looks absolutely nothing like her?
Perhaps she is a clone of his but a malfunctioning clone, clone went wrong Cooks slop instead of solids. Thinks it's labour but really it's a Tory. Thinks it's cool when, well.......
Perfect
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She's a joke! I have knives that i've owned for longer than JM has been in the public eye and they look as good as new. She does not actually value anything which is a sure fire indicator that she's never been genuinely 'poor'.
I don’t generally like to criticise people’s appearances but taking the piss out of that photo isn’t criticising her appearance as it looks absolutely nothing like her, so it’s completely fair game!
Left it wet/dirty after use. For some time, I woukd think.
Don't authors usually set their profile picture to the new book they're promoting?
If the profile pic is new then it shows she prioritises grooming her own kumquat over her (fully dependent on Jack for care) dog's care needs. I personally see to all my dependents' needs first then I see to my own.
That won't attract the thirsty neckbeards, though.
I've not laughed this hard in ages
Funny how Jack the feminist isn't bothered by that sort of fan and their behavior. She only speaks up for women if it suits her.
Definitely this! with knives of that quality, if you properly clean and dry them and sharpen them, they can last for literally decades.
Four pages still to go but can I say I SHRIEKED at the new profile picture. What the Photoshop? Who......huh? Why has she given herself a tiny pea head again? Is her slimming tool stuck?
Oh God I can't breathe. You know Ricky Gervais's shriek laugh? That.
Oh God I can't breathe. You know Ricky Gervais's shriek laugh? That.
Neckbeards 
There is nothing on this earth funnier than someone who cannot take a joke at their own expense. More so when you know she's crashing about the crappy bungalow with a lost bobble face on her over the whole thing. The flying morons getting angry about it are the cherry on top. A superb chaos and she's not even been back a full day.
Real photo:Her new twitter profile pic looks like something from MySpace, if it was her dating profile she'd be accused of catfishing.
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