The new pic - it’s like she’s trying for this,
but achieving this:
but achieving this:
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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All it'll take is someone mentioning her Ma's potatoes and Jack's return will descend into utter chaos. I give it half an hour.
Is this an old pic? Or a new one where she's gone and done an undercut-combover?
I love the way Parody Jack is capitalising on this. Followers are up around 70 since Real Jack set the flying monkeys round the block.
Honestly, she looks like a teenage Avril Lavigne fan circa 2002 who can't make up her mind if she is a little bit emo, little bit goth or little bit rock chick. In reality she is a lot of grumpy bleep.
Undercut-overcomb...wombling free...
I assume that at some point in her social media addiction Jack has liked/retweeted other parody accounts before? But reported this one? Paint me surprised.
This image is a lie in image form. If there was an image dictionary then this would come under lies, fabrication and pork pies.Now ~THAT~ is a parody!
Wtf is going on with the nose and mouth (again)??
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Oh. For. Goodness. Sake
She seemed to spent the entire weekend arguing with everyone saying the dog needed to go to the groomers.
Squigs: That dogs coat needs trimming
Jack. No it doesn't. I go to a dog cafe eleventy times a month so I know it doesn't.
Squigs: It does need cutting, it's in her eyes
Jack: Stop hounding me constantly with these lies. I'm constantly attacked with people making things up
(12 hours later)
Jack: My dog needs a haircut
Explain the madness
Oh that new profile pic is not amazing is it.
She looks like an edgy new barmaid at the Rovers Return circa 2003.
She looks like an edgy new barmaid at the Rovers Return circa 2003.
Pretty much permagrunking here but think I’ve caught up. That profile picture. She’s absolutely bleeping delusional isn’t she?
(There’s a bigger piece about how tragic it is that women, especially women who are heavy social media users, can’t be happy with how they look even if they’re perfectly nice looking.
Edited to add - I’ve actually just walked past two women who were probably perfectly nice looking naturally, but have turned themselves into what look like some sort of horrorpuppets by having really bad botox and ludicrous amounts of poorly-placed filler … all this stuff makes me so sad.)
(There’s a bigger piece about how tragic it is that women, especially women who are heavy social media users, can’t be happy with how they look even if they’re perfectly nice looking.
Edited to add - I’ve actually just walked past two women who were probably perfectly nice looking naturally, but have turned themselves into what look like some sort of horrorpuppets by having really bad botox and ludicrous amounts of poorly-placed filler … all this stuff makes me so sad.)
She looks like Leon the Professional in the lower pic. Shame she isn't professional at anything.
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Jesus, I really would have an aneurism (cause of death: laughter) if they got her permanently suspended for malicious manipulation of Twitter. Shakespeare couldn’t write a better ending
She has no shame. Not a tiny bit. I am ashamed on her behalf, not that it serves any purpose.
I can't
This is so accurate.Made an involuntary noise/guffaw at the new pfp. How does she always get it so wrong?!
I give it 5 hours before she is liking/tweeting further.
And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.
This is what happens when you attract gullible squigs
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Is combing all the hair on your head in one direction a thing again?
Omg, you win tattle today. This is exactly it. Trump's furry little rug has wandered off his head and into Jack's because she's not banned from Twitter like he is. The wig is sentient and will soon start a Twitter account.
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