Jack Monroe #409 Send product or refund or admit you're a blatant rip off

[Brian Butterfield]

I did a quick search to see if the outfit was the same one she wore astride the gun but abandoned my search when this came back:
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Looks like Pinterest could be an unmined treasure trove of Who Dats.

A twit in a cravat.

 

[Hollaaa]

A twit in a cravat.

Worst Ghostbusters yet.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Lee Anderson is being a knob again. Jack is being compared to him.

But she's not there to defend herself.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just seen that pic. Big Dave has all four of his kids in the photo which is lovely, very parenty thing to do. Looks to be around the time Jackie was with old Harold maybe? Going by the awful hat that is. Interesting to see that in Big Dave's MBE pics, only his bio kids are in them. I'm sure the other two were adopted by then. However maybe they were still very young and needed their ID protected at the time. Jack's brother looks nicer than Jack so maybe she is jealous of him for that too.

We got told off for mithering too much about Jack’s bizarrely good looking big brother Yannis

 

[Valiofthedolls]

That little tale of Jack's will always make me laugh like Mutley . Weighing out MSG in 1g amounts for a ketchup recipe indeed. Ffs .

That she suddenly started taking about, apropos of nothing whatsoever, in the middle of a talk in Edinburgh that was meant to be about her (much, much delayed still unpublished) recipe book, so talking about the last recipe book.

 

[Hollaaa]

Apropos of nothing whatsoever, in the middle of a talk in Edinburgh that was meant to be about her recipe book.

#professional

 

[Helena Handbasket]

The unmentionable brother and Jack are probably suffering from The Twits Effect first posited by Roald Dahl whereby if you think nice kinds thoughts you will radiate and always look lovely but if you’re a bitter, whining little Tory you will have to face tune yourself into oblivion.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I could see the Daily Mail running it.

I don't think it's anything about being too low status or her publishers having pie fingers. I think the problem is that the news sites are very worried about what she says about her state of mind. You would have to be very sure of what you're saying. I feel bad sometimes even just having found these forums in the last week because we don't know her, but I do genuinely believe it's all bull tit. Without any proper investigation I don't think any sites will risk outing her.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

We got told off for mithering too much about Jack’s bizarrely good looking big brother Yannis

We did! totally would though, sorry (not sorry)

 

[auntylil]

Couldn't resist a quick comparison pic after seeing the photos of Jacko with Alan thingamajiggy (bedtime, had wine, brain no workie). Him with the specsy tour.

Anyway, I present NO LIP FILLERS MONROE. #pringlelips #orfacetune #biggerfatternosio

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Team, wtf. I’ve only just noticed how many bloody times roast potatoes actually appear on JMs insta. And each one more anaemic than the last. Who could have predicted that these barsterds would be her downfall. What a mad world we live in

Cast me out of the canal, but I would eat all of these potatoes (they look nice to me!).

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Couldn't resist a quick comparison pic after seeing the photos of Jacko with Alan thingamajiggy (bedtime, had wine, brain no workie). Him with the specsy tour.

Anyway, I present NO LIP FILLERS MONROE. #pringlelips #orfacetune #biggerfatternosio

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Pringlelips! Send coffinos
She looks a bit like Declan Donnelly there too.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Agreed, and again it’s classic narc behaviour. The average person might have a terrible period in their life, they might become a “divorce bore” or something for a year or two, but with time it fades and they move on, heal.
Narcs, every retelling gives them energy, they tell it more and more because people are paying attention. They never “move on” it becomes their whole personality because they bear grudges for so long. You can guarantee that right at the bottom of it all is a narc rage (probably against Big D and Mammy) they keep adding to it and making it worse, more bleak, poor little them.
That’s where she went wrong with HH2 the high speed train line from “oh how terrible, single parent, benefits probs” to “WTF boiling soap, you’re on Lorraine every bloody week”. The lie got so big as to be ridiculous.

Yeah , basically the only explanation is that she's refused payment and has refused any support from her millionaire family. But why would you do that if it means your child suffers?

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Cast me out of the canal, but I would eat all of these potatoes (they look nice to me!).

I am fearful of where you may land on the tea chart. Roast potatoes are starting to feel like this.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I am fearful of where you may land on the tea chart. Roast potatoes are starting to feel like this.

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2d.
Any other answer.. kindly duck off.

 

[moldwarp]

I’m still thinking about the “Potatoes” essay, imho she came quite close to admitting the truth about The Pov in talking about all the CCJs she had. Sometimes I wonder whether Jack’s poverty was caused not by the evil cruelty of the Tories and the Fire Service at all. But because she repeatedly put all of her money up her schnozz.

 

[hooplifehero]

There is a very good Lisa jewell book where gang stalking paranoia is one of the themes. The names escapes me but I highly recommend

Watching you

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I haven’t read much of this. I got half way through the potatoes one (I thought she didn’t like potatoes. Why is it always about potatoes? Am *I* a potato now?) and this leapt out at me View attachment 1620958
because she DID make herself deliberately unemployed. She handed her notice in which was a blatant attempt at making them give her what she wanted and, I suspect because she’d already made a PITA of herself about traaaaahzers, they happily accepted and refused to accept her withdrawal of resignation. They probably have her a boot up the arse on her way out too. But this is another attempt at making herself look like a victim rather than someone who has made a series of poor life choices and then had to shoulder the consequences.

Another great point. I've been on job seekers about 8 times due to being stuck in temporary roles. They do not actually accuse you of not trying to get a job unless you tell them, dont try to get a job (visibly) or don't turn up to meetings.

 

[ishant]

2d.
Any other answer.. kindly duck off.

I’d agree. One sugar pls.

Did she ever say that her dad was / is a fan of Liverpool?

 

[noweverythingsucks]

The breakfast bowls are wide, but they are less than half full. Also, are the contents even edible? It looks like bird seed with a smear of blue cream. Poor Louisa being presented with one of these every morning and knowing that was the best meal of the day at Jack's. How demoralising! No wonder she left.

She did cry but it wasn't because of the dog sticker