And an actual genuine smile. Not seen one of those on her for a while.
Makes you think
Jack Monroe #409 Send product or refund or admit you're a blatant rip off
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Makes you think
2d and 3b are the same, surely?
The 'vest' looks like a tshirt with the sleeves bunched up and is £3 (was £12) here - https://www.isawitfirst.com/products/limited-edition-slogan-print-oversized-t-shirt-white-jl37248Another update and another £4k of STUFF
I'll keep this on the backburner and update next weekend or something
I find it very entertaining that this was all kicked off by Jack posting a drawer full of nobs and then spudgate
Thanks to the many #forensic fraus, many eyes make light work
£428 fancy knobs
£250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£100 pigskin hat
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)
£1,200 8x kendal dining chairs
£425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
£65 test tube vases
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
£300 kitchen aid
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£499 Dyson fan
£65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
£60 squatty potty
£535 custom captain's chair
£110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
£800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
£499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
£599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
£699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
£800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
£730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
£300 suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot
£300 dyson hairdryer
£1199 water rower
£400 John Lewis hammock
£400 John Lewis egg chair
£400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
£290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
£30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
£20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
£300 sentient mirror
£360 2x nike trainers (exc. orange ones)
£120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
£2,500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
£300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
£75 Sweaty Betty leggings
£170 Lumie alarm clock
£200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
£199 Airpods
£249 Airpods pro
£199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
£250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
£309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
£170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
£700 Vets bills
£20 Sad Asda shop
£80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
£400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
£60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
£12 2x dylon machine dye
£180 12x moleskin notebooks
~£1,000 unread books (estimate)
£100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
£640 6x DAB radios
£60 Lego flower bouquet
£60 Rock tumbler
£2,200 content
£600 Emin
£15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
£1,790 Burberry classic trench coat
£5,000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
£350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
£60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
£1,000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
£10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
£525 35x moleskin notebooks
£119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
£56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
£479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
£199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
£66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
£485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
£249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
£245 'Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
£245 'Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
£245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£960 8x Ikea billy bookcase wide white
£444 3x Ikea billy bookcase wide wood effect
£336 3x Ikea billy bookcase narrow wood effect
£140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
£72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
£324 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
£92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
£19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
£136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
~£200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
£294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
~£2,000 438x baubles
£2,000 cooker
£80 Nokia 3310
£1050 3x chest freezers
£70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
£28 John Lewis llama doorstop
£40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
£18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
~£180 10x other gold candlesticks (estimated)
£49 Ted Baker pyjamas
£100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
£116 Instagram look
~£420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
~£1,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 2 years)
~£900 botox (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
~£1,056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
~£3,000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
£150 wire racking (kept outside)
£30 flamingo neon light
£60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
£384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
£144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
£60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
£80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unitTotal:£1,350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
£300 3x wigs
£543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
£250 all saints leather jacket
~£400 bike (estimate)
~£400 bike given to someone's who was stolen (estimate)
£360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
£50 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 2mo)
£45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
£45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
£100 magnum boots
£130 Finn watch
£150 Garmin watch
£120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
£120 Dr Martens red boots
£60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils£61,092£65,305
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
Multiple phones
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
bikes
tents
Ten (at least) outdoor chairs for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
wallpaper backgrounds
desktop Mac type set up
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets
countertop oven
leather armchairs
calvin klein sportswear
nike pro sportswear
smeg fridge (small, broken?)
more ray ban sunglasses
drinking glasses (content approved)
high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
over 400 cookbooks (2016)
louboutins
zone
fancy crockery (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
'limited edition' vest -
foodism awards red suit -
bedroom of lies -
dog cushions -
ETA just a side note, if some of this stuff was gifted from wealthy partners it just confirms HH2 was bollocks either wayAnything spenny is fair game, but I'll add whatever fraus want.
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Have fun.
Now duck off x
Neighbour looks into their garden "that must have been a massive seagull..."
Unless it's some past season designer stuff that's been ripped off, that seems pretty reasonable TBH! - I know nothing about fashion, just bored and did a reverse image search!
That is absolutely the only correct answer!
This reads like the opening scene of Trainspotting, I'm imagining Jack rampaging through Thorpe Bay with a pigskin hat and a pot of slopBuy the saag aloo. Rinse off the spinach. Roast the potatoes badly, post them on Twitter, get roasted. Use the spinach to wash your hair, write a self pitying blog about it. Post Patreon link on blog, use proceeds to pay for saag aloo and lots of. Hey presto! You have no dinner, but you do have a nascent career as Britains most beloved budget cook.
And then jack monroe made a sandwich from them
Sorry I'm new but is this how you nominate a title?
I mean, we've all done similar. When we were teenagers. Had an inkling we were about to get caught out so blurted out some ludicrous and convoluted story that goes, 'Hahahaha. You'll never guess what happened <insert details of choice>? But it absolutely was NOT anything to do with me. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. I HATE YOU. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN'.You dislike middle class people making ridiculous recommendations?? Then what's your beef with our Jack?
If you put it in bold it makes it easier to see which nomination got the most likes
No. And I don't even drink tea, I've just been "trained" lol. 3b is more translucent, like it's skimmed milk instead of full fat.
I was just thinking about that scam advert that Barclays did.
You bloody tory!When I was an 18yr old single mum in 1974, I needed to claim whatever benefit it was back then, Income Supplement or Supplementary benefit, it was considered unsuitable for a woman and child to attend the unemployment office and they would come to your home. Very sympathetic. How times have changed !
I HATE skimmed milkShe always gives me ‘my kids trying to bullshit me when they were 13’ vibes.
Now to be fair, Jack's last £20 shop was allegedly 42 meals which is like 47p. Still nowhere near enough.
What I find interesting is whilst there's a good number of repeat squigs who dedicate their accounts to calling out Jack, the sheer number of people calling her out still feels quite vast and diverse?
And this is exactly why she's absolutely NOT helping, with the unrealistic £20 shops and useless advice. Sorry if I am repeating what has been said a million times before, but it really makes me angry. The Face Of The Poor is a clueless, damaging fraud.Lee Anderson is being a knob again. Jack is being compared to him.
But she's not there to defend herself.
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How different is her face there again!
I wonder if Jack usually stocks up on Pringles in the run up to Christmas when they are on offer to last her through the year? What will she do this year if they aren't due to price rises? A couple of ml filler and a lip flip?
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Classic the 4 day old beans salad - serves 0. A real high point in the Mel Donte campaign. Good times.
Who remembers when Jack said she was buying a 130volt fridge to save on electric? Or that she prepping for using the camping gas stove for cooking
they’re SO expensive to buy gas for.- Status