Onion police, arrest Monroe
She talks Pythagoras, she buzzes like a fiend
She's terrible on the radio
Onion police, arrest Monroe
Her T&G hairdo is making me feel ill
And she has trashed the crappy bungalow
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you're fed the slop
Onion police, it's all from a can
It's not enough, not enough for a human
Being pursued by a pumble
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you're fed the slop
She talks Pythagoras, she buzzes like a fiend
She's terrible on the radio
Onion police, arrest Monroe
Her T&G hairdo is making me feel ill
And she has trashed the crappy bungalow
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you're fed the slop
Onion police, it's all from a can
It's not enough, not enough for a human
Being pursued by a pumble
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you're fed the slop
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